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Gata salvaje (2002)
A divine creation 10/10
This series has been carefully crafted by the gods. The scenes, the acting, the development of the characters...everything is divine. The first episode will blow your mind with the epic shipwreck and the plane crash in which Luis Mario lands on a cornfield better than 75% of Ryanair's pilots. Besides, the argument keeps coherent throughout the 251 episodes of this masterpiece, in which Rosaura's suitors fall one by one from the sky, all of them in the middle of a kidnap.
There are fake and teen pregnancies, cancer, alcoholism, aborts, interrupted weddings, a stripper running over an eloping bride with his car, grandmas being beaten in the head, stomach kicks in high heels and a talking parrot. Basically the encyclopedia of telenovelas. I only missed a priest. 10/10 if you play it at x1.5 speed, because they speak too slow.
La niebla y la doncella (2017)
I am a Spanish native speaker and I needed subtitles
I was born and raised in Spain, I've lived here all my life. Furthermore, the province I live in has a very complicated accent and yet, I couldn't understand like half of the film. The actors can't talk, I had to put subtitles to the film because it was impossible to follow the story, in my own language. I wouldn't recommemd this to anyone (specially if you're learning Spanish). The story was fine but the acting spoils everything. It is, in general terms, a bad film. But bad films have a good thing though, you can't expect what rubbish is going to happen next, so it has a lot of surprises. And by the way, I got very angry about the porn video in the film that appears like every 5 minutes, it's disgusting.
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)
My brain has lost a 50% of its neurons
My brain has been penetrated by an evil force even deadlier than the devil himself. The fact that they couldn't hold a conversation without singing like dead parrots got my so frustrated that I wanted to jump out of the window. At least I didn't pay for it. Not even the holy presence of Colin Firth and Pierce Brosnan could fix this apocalypse. Good Lord keep us safe.