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Cory in the House (2008)
A Miracle From God Himself
It was a dreary snowy Wednesday at Walmart, in the year of our Lord, 2021. My friend and I were going grocery shopping. Despite being there to stock up on food for the next couple weeks, something was calling us to the electronics section in the back of the store. We wandered off in that direction, totally passing and ignoring the grocery section we were originally coming there for. It was almost as if we had been hypnotized by something otherworldly. This had to be an act from God.
When we arrived to the video games section, I looked down. Cue the angelic chorus and heavenly light raining down on us from the industrial fluorescent lights above.
There it was-Cory in the House DS! I...freaked...out. "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord! You have blessed us with this heavenly gift and I am forever in your debt!"
I immediately asked the store clerk about this holy relic trapped behind the glass case and she unlocked the door. I held it in my hands and I immediately attained full enlightenment. The lady told me that the game was brand new and on clearance for ONLY $9.00, and that it had been there longer than she started working there, which was about 8 years ago.
To be honest, $9.00 is kinda insulting, and the 10 year old shrink wrap around it was deteriorating. These retail heathens have no idea how to preserve anything of this high significance! I vowed to give the game a good home and pray to it every day for the rest of my life. I coughed up the 9 bucks and bid the store clerk "good day," and went on my way.
Tiger King (2020)
It's like Trailer Park Boys in real life....but with tigers
Organized crime, redneck shenanigans, drugs, you name it! It's a lot like Trailer Park Boys, but with tigers. It's worth watching for the awe factor alone, so I won't spoil anything.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (2010)
Good for children...
If this show aired when I was 6-8 years old, I would have loved it. It's a good show for both boys and girls. I just don't see how grown adults can be attracted to it.
Mother 3 (2005)
It's a piece of art
If only Nintendo of America loved it like its fans do...
Minions (2015)
Bad
Have you ever watched the Star Wars Holiday Special? This is basically Despicable Me's version but except for Wookies, it's minions.
Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)
It's ironically good.
I love this movie because it is so hilarious. It's hilarious because everything about it is horrible. The editing, the acting, the plot, the message, the directing and even the camera work was bad. It takes some skill to fail at every aspect of movie making, and I personally find that hilarious. It's basically "The Room" for kids.
A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017)
Decent
I like it, but try to keep the pop culture references to a minimum. It end up distracting the viewer from the story.