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Sentinelle (2023)
The worst 5 minutes I've ever been put through
The first 5 minutes are so bad you will turn it off then Don't waste your time. It wants me to keep telling you how horrible it is but after putting up with 10 minutes I had to turn it off it's just 10 minutes your life you're not going to get back it's that bad. It wasn't does a 300 characters for me to tell you how awful it is how bad the acting is how bad the people look if this movie had a makeup artist she should have been fired immediately. It wants another 150 characters to keep telling you how horrible this is I don't know how bad I can keep telling you a movie is Don't watch it don't waste your time Don't turn it on run if someone suggests watching it.
The Visit (2015)
Incompetent mother
I saw the advertisement for it I'm going to sit down and watch it but just going by the briefing the mother hasn't seen her parents in 15 years so she sends her children to stay with people they've never met without introducing them herself or checking on the home situation. This is got to be the worst mother in history she was so desperate to spend time with her boyfriend without her children that she gave her children away to strangers, it's amazing that they want sexually assaulted or murdered or sold anything could have happened to these two kids who was sent somewhere unknown by them to people unknown by them. Their mother is a complete idiot.
The Gift of Christmas (2020)
Overly religious
I thought the religious aspect got a little hokey because they overplayed it. Them wanting him to go out on tour in Stockholm 2 days before Christmas was BS big bands don't go out two days before Christmas and they don't go out in a foreign country two days before Christmas. And somebody do something about that girl's eyebrows they're so huge it's the only thing you can see. I'd like to see more about the music aspect where they can actually sing or if there any good. The girls evidently not extremely bright she'd at least been working as a waitress so she could pay her rent instead of getting evicted. Most actors have a real job before they can get discovered or start acting unless they start at 6 months old.
A Royal Christmas Ball (2017)
Typical Christmas script
The Royal whatever of their country they treat him like he's a 16-year-old virgin. The guys got to be at least 40 and he's looking for his college sweetheart He waited almost 20 years, staff is afraid some 17-year-old child is hitting on him. It starts out bad I just hope it doesn't get worse. And they say it's too short so they actually want me to tell you the entire story about the entire movie before they let you print it cuz you need another 200 characters. Some of the other reviews knock the woman playing the mother and telling her she needs to stand up straight I haven't seen her yet All I've done is heard her voice up the stairs. She evidently has a lot of money because I couldn't afford that house her kid lives in.
My Grown-Up Christmas List (2022)
The principal for the storyline is cute
I kept going through this give me a break several scenes when they go on about how he's not going to get back it's so bad out there and then they show outside and it's just barely snowing there's no blizzards there's no heavy snow she's all stressed out because he's in the military might not make it back for the wedding Honey he's not going to make it back for any of the births either get used to it unless he's getting out of the military you're going to do everything alone if you stay working at your newspaper he's not going to be there He's going to be on post, it's a cute story but it's also BS.
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Good fun
So you let your 20 year old daughter sail away after Dark with her boyfriend on the ocean. Yeah you're a real good parent. Some of the songs AR awful.