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Gears of War (2006)
man, this game rules
Firstly i would just like to state a simple instruction, -BUY THIS GAME-. anyway now that is out of the way onto the game-play. the game-play itself is deeply entertaining, although some may find it a little repetitive, they will also tell you it is fun! the only reason for not liking this is if you are a girl who hates action games, sad i know.... the average player will not be impressed with the opening events in the game, but then again, you have choice's of which paths to take, and the range of decision making is outstanding!
The graphics are no less than great, but then again this is on the Xbox 360. one of the best games and a well spent £37.97 GET THIS GAME!!!
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
quite simply the worst film i have seen for a long while
oh my god. i just watched the film late last night and couldn't believe it. is the guy a retard or something he just does dumb and unfunny stuff randomly. tom the director is a jackass if he thought this film would be a success. the film has no particular plot. apart from a dumb guy doing dumb unfunny stuff.
the dumbest bit is when he is working in a cheese sandwich factory and randomly jumps on the conveyor belt and pretends to have a huge knob by holding a big sausage around his crotch. the dumbest thing is that the other workers have no reaction to his stupid joke.
i'm sure many people will agree this film is just one big joke and should not have been passed as a film, but a dumb excuse for a comedy. Matty
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
great!
sorry all you sensible adults but you have no idea about true entertainment! this movie rules! its so so so so so funny! on countless parts of the movie the film audience was erupting in laughter. although, with me being a 13 year old immature kid, beware of those little 5 year old also going to watch the film........ sponge-bob blinks its HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and some baby cries, so if you want to see this film in all its true glory get the VHS or DVD of the movie.
the plot, to cut a long story short, Mr Krabs, a crustatious cheapskate, gets frozen for being framed by plankton, the tiny evil genius wannabe, for stealing king Neptune's crown. so up steps depressed sponge-bob, still disappointed about being turned down for manager of the new krusty krab 2 restaurant. he goes off with dimwitted pal Patrick to get back the crown in the dreaded shell city, feared by all sea-life. can he do it? and save Mr krabs in time? watch this movie for endless laughs! take my word for it! 8/10
Alien (1979)
the greatest movie of all time
here it is, in all its glory, alien. a true cinematic masterpiece. suspense, horror, all the natural ingredients into making a great horror movie. but what really took my breath away was how such good special effects could be used to its full brilliance to make up the alien. i had the strange scenario of seeing the alien 2 film (aliens) first! but even that film, which i have also written a review on, took cinematic genius to a hole new level. i suppose this film was just the warm up! anyway, the simple plot is that commander Ripley (scott) is aboard a space ship floating around in space (i cant remember why but who cares) when suddenly they spot a signal, a signal that looks like a warning. following that signal they land on a remote planet in search of research. but as 2 people go into strange cave like thing and a person from that 2 strays too far, (a certain incident that will stick in the memory) hell breaks loose.
take my word for it and watch the movie, all horror fans will adore this masterpiece! 10/10 absolutely!
Corpse Bride (2005)
musical crap
how this movie got 7.4 out of 10 and we find alien with around the same, is beyond me. i went to this movie with my mate, who is a girl ;) and she enjoyed it, I'm asking, HOW!!?? its like a musical thing and that ad the animation is good, shame about the movie overall. i haven't seen the nightmare before Christmas but now this film has given me conformation I'm not going to... this is a 13 year old kid talking here,so all others like me follow i my footsteps and dot see the movie, take my word for it, its crap. good animation, thats around about it, no humour, no entertainment. avoid at all costs. i paid £4 British quid on this movie. i got absolutely nothing out of it. you go to a cinema expecting entertainment, don't you? this movie really truly didn't provide at all. crap, avoid at all possible costs!!!! 3/10 for me, however young kids like 6+ may enjoy it though they may be a little scared.