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Midsommar (2019)
Silly nonsense
Laughably Bad. Laughably Stupid. Laughably Indulgent. Laughably False.
Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
beware fakes and pale imitations
There's only ONE Hawaii Five-0 and its NOT this bland airless neutered reboot featuring zero charisma actors. whats the point of doing whats already been done by the originators. go play with your phones and insta-apps kiddies. leave crime dramas to the adults on the island.
View from a Blue Moon (2015)
Need More Than Pretty Pictures To Make A Film
Like All Brain Farm releases- its Just Pretty Pictures..Nothing Else. We know Florence surfs..and...what else?? That's it..nothing more? Why even make a film. There is no story and you learn Nothing about the person being filmed. Any ambition in life beyond the self absorbed selfish surfing lifestyle. what about his family- father/mother,siblings, his friends his girlfriend, boyfriend, kids, his competitors? great filmmaking is much more than just pretty pictures. Someday a young extreme athlete will be brave and honest enough to open up their entire life to a filmmaker. Florence is obviously not that athlete and it will take more talented filmmakers than the gear obsessed dudes at Brain Farm to pull it off. This is just an expensive surfing highlights promo reel. We've all seem this a zillion times before,,,just the face has changed on the north shore.