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Finestkind (2023)
Just watch trailer. It's nothing more in movie
When one scene, even a very successful one, is stretched out almost forty times, then the film simply does not work for two hours and six minutes, even if the brilliant Tommy Lee Jones is starring in it. The story itself is about a father who drank and who did not need children, who at the moment when he found out that he had cancer and was soon to die, suddenly became good and tried to help out his unlucky son, even if he went to prison, where, given the reality of modern America, he would receive the best treatment and free medicine and thereby prolong his days is somehow not an inspiring example for me, but I'm always glad to see Lolita Davidovich in the film.
Zdravstvuyte, vam pora (2022)
Hello, it's your time
I wouldn't believe you can mix the 1998 City of Angels movie and the 2007 Pushing the Daisies TV series and still be the funniest comedy I've seen in years maybe the funniest misspelled probably the kindest and the Russians did it at least in the first season The only thing I miss in this movie is
Kristin Chenoweth, although now there are sanctions against Russia and it is unlikely that one of the best American artists and singers would be able to participate in the Russian series. I think that her magical voice and charming smile If only they would improve this series, but unfortunately it didn't grow together, we'll wait for a miracle to happen.
BoksBalet (2020)
very good but very niche cartoon
Downright classic, but only those who grew up on Soviet cartoons can understand this, and to say that this cartoon was not given an Oscar because of political considerations is more like a joke when a stutterer was not taken as an announcer on the central radio because he was a Jew, I repeat this very much good but very niche cartoon.
Fehér isten (2014)
puke leftist creation
Puke leftist creation, if it can be called a creation at all, extremely untalented except for the work of trainers. Even at double speed it looks very, very boring. Apparently no one in Hollywood wanted to do this, so they filmed it in backward Hungary. Don't waste time.
Lakewood (2021)
Don't waste time watching
Boring drag, like everything Canadian, all Canadian films look the same, excellent shooting, no worse than American, good actresses and actors, good clothes. Yes, but for some reason, films are always Yes, creepy boring sh**, but this is still nothing compared to Canadian alcohol, that one is generally the bottom. A clumsy attempt to keep the viewer in suspense, using the strongest maternal feeling, simply did not work. Besides, a high-ranking social bar. And if this mother didn't live so well, it wouldn't be for the employees of the tax inspectorate, if she couldn't find out the address of the criminal, albeit illegally, so what then? What would some mexican mom working 3 jobs do to bake her kid a good future? But after all, a Spanish worker is only interested in when we pay her less than the minimum wage, and her feelings are not important, is a hysterical white woman another thing? Don't waste time watching.
The Tinder Swindler (2022)
I absolutely believe in this story
Let's be honest, everyone has heard about such a story, but no one has a personal acquaintance with whom this happened.. But each of us has a familiar man who received an inheritance from his parents, plus he worked hard all his life and lost everything, just because he married wrong. Now a quarrelsome woman lives in his family nest who is trying to get the last penny out of him by blackmailing him with a child. But here it is even easier in tinder there is not even the possibility of relationships, love and marriage, this application was created solely for the purpose of sex. Just don't be lazy and see what dating goals just hookup, friends with Benefit, short-term sex and long-term sex . Therefore, any woman, by definition, cannot be decent if she has an account on tinder! If you accept expensive gifts, spend the night in expensive hotels, fly on private jets, then you have to pay for it somehow. Moreover, the tax authorities in any country consider this a direct Income, which you must report to the tax service and pay taxes, and our press just does not like to talk about this. Therefore, the man in the film is bad, but we, the man, still in the red. By the way, New York law, which has been around for many, many years, directly says "any condition for a date is prostitution." Therefore, if someone pays coffee for you in New York, then you are a prostitute, moreover, since you did not report to the tax service that got this coffee You are still a tax criminal))) look for normal people who do not require a trip to the Opera of yachts and horses on the first date.in my personal experience, demanding women on tinder for a first date, i rarely ever get less than 3-4 thousand dollars, so it's hard for me to feel sorry for the women from this movie.
The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
i love conspiracy
Conspiracy theorizing: now an ugly woman, no professional stability from the point of view of American. Just a dancer, no need to marry the same dancer, But you just have to wait for the Great Matt Damon to suddenly come for you Changing the plan of the creator himself. Another unpretentious movie, but in NYC 44% of New York women will statistically never get married in their entire lives. A choice that is usually the hardest task in life and which has been systematically destroyed over the years by Meg Ryan has now received even more confirmation. True Meg Ryan was only a face, in fact the devil was Nora Ephron, but the result of population control is impressive.
Zeros and Ones (2021)
mockery of common sense
The film is just about nothing. Boring boring music, the first some meaningful image appears at the 9th minute towards the end, in the form of a ringing phone, then at the 12th minute we learn that the hero has a pistol, at the end of the 13th minute someone measures him temperature and they Drive by the Colosseum. Then I could not resist just turned it off. Please people respect and love yourself, do not let the mediocre idiots from the film industry steal time from your life.
The Last Duel (2021)
time thieves or modern "Hollywood" crooks
Absolutely "nothing movie". Apparently for commercial purposes, it is tightened so much, that even looking at double speed is very boring. John Woo would have filmed it all in 13 seconds, it's not about some historical truth or untruth, it's about the film industry's crooks that I deliberately delay the films. Those filmmakers are not alone, But when the film is more than two and a half hours it is really annoying, so do not waste your time.
The Card Counter (2021)
the authors tried to do what they themselves did not understand and therefore they did not succeed
A very boring film from those films where the whole film is pumping it is pumping it is pumping and in the end nothing happens. There is a type of mental disorder (schizophrenia)called magical thought. People all the time pretend that they know something and something will happen ahead. These are probably the people who make such movies. In addition, purely liberal Anti-army garbage mixed with stupid tolerance. In addition, a very bad sound is not just bad as in this copy but made absolutely not talented, supposedly it should escalate but only annoying. Having pissed away his life, a typical Italian (m.b. Jew) got the opportunity to see a fat, ugly, not young black woman with a wart on her face on a rare date in prison. Probably the filmmakers like such a woman. But most viewers simply won't understand such an idea.
Cry Macho (2021)
very good movie for men of any age who have never had a grandfather
Very good movie for men of any age who have never had a grandfather.
As well as for old people who have never been grandfathers.
Calm film for male adult relaxation.
The Protégé (2021)
lego. just another lego
Good movie, But like Lego, like old Lego when you know every brick by heart. Just of them, someone folded something new and you still know what and how.
Crime Story (2021)
just horrible
Just unbearably boring. Even if you look at double speed, it is an outstanding example of how having a good idea and a talented leading actor can destroy a lot of money spent on this film. Terribly boring, completely unprofessional. Some people just need to change their profession, maybe they would make good waiters, But the directors do not work out. A separate wish not to be so disgusting for the author of the music. An attempt to escalate a situation where it is not escalated is simply annoying. Terribly stupid, while 99% of viewers probably know how to make an excellent movie on this idea, if the director is depressed, then there is no need to be ashamed of it - there are quite a lot of good psychotropic drugs of the last generation, it is necessary to be treated and not to make a movie.
A silly set of daily headline stigmas in desperate hopes of gaining attention but failed.
The Stranger She Brought Home (2021)
"surprisingly" boring movie
Even when viewed at double speed, and most of today's films do not deserve more, this is an amazingly very boring film. I think the great John Woo would have shot it in 40 seconds, along with the credits and music! Absolutely does not deserve even 5 minutes of attention! Lost time. The only thing that deserves attention is the question, It's not even a question, And the hint that the film raises is the process of choosing a partner! A working woman has an offer of sex right at work + there is a man who has good feelings for her and talks about them directly, but she chooses a serial killer !!! Recalled a case when in 1970 on the television show "The Dating Game" among the invitees was, by chance, serial killer Rodney Alcala. And who do you think the female audience chose? Naturally a serial killer!!! Fortunately, the girl who had to go on a date with him for some reason could not go for some reason, which is probably glad she. Still seems to have become a way when parents choose a spouse does not ask the children it still makes sense.
The Man in the Hat (2020)
cinematic beauty
Modern youth would say that this film is about nothing. I might have agreed, but in fact, I have not seen such a beautiful film for a long time, just beautiful In terms of cinematic beauty. An excellent light feeling as if in winter during an epidemic I went on vacation to warm countries.
Spinster (2019)
boring and depressive presuicidal story
It's can be parts two because it's look like presuicidal story. it' can be helpful for parents to scare teenage daughters: this is what happens if you reach 30 ... a really depressing pessimistic movie without any hope probably this is a video for a psychiatry textbook. mostly sad that it's look like real story. in certain point. every chance will be lose
p,s Those who say that there are films: good, bad, very bad and Indian simply do not know about the existence of Canadian cinema. no for real nice costumes, actors, closes and furniture almost perfect operators works but so boring.
Salinui chueok (2003)
boring
Maybe 50 years ago It would have been a good movie But today computers and gadgets have taught us something completely different. even at the speed of X2, which I watched, it was still very boring for a long time and tedious. we have lost the habit of such a prolonged action, our brain feels like a person who has come out and deserts who are given water drop by drop every 10 minutes. you will inevitably go crazy. I am very glad that Korean cinema has become much richer and richer over the years. if this is a thriller then it should keep in suspense And this film does not hold at all only raises thoughts when it is over. to absolutely Do not recommend Wasted time
Jak sie pozbyc cellulitu (2011)
a great film for lovers of black humor,
A great film for lovers of black humor, one of the few things that Poles have always been able to do is make a good movie. and this 2011 film is also a prophetic final scene with the shooting of balloons by the air forces of the republic of Belarus actually took place in August 2020. brilliant prediction, hopefully without human meat
An American Pickle (2020)
you can't change your jewish soul
An exceptional film. I can't even believe that in modern America someone could make such a film. we change throughout the entire generation, but deep down everyone still has a soul and it is unchanged, neither politics, technology nor progress in any area can change our eternal soul, it sounds pathetic, but it is these feelings that this film evokes. besides, I really liked the color scheme and camera work
thank you!
A Kind of Murder (2016)
so boring
it should be good if it was 60 years ago it can be damn good if it was 80 years ago But today in 2017.. it for nothing.very good acting decoration, costumes. love those cars(unfortunately, can't afford most of them in 2017))). music look like just stolen from old movies BUT IMHO John Woo can make such movie with all fact included in 4 seconds))) it's another internet generation and when you make such movie most watchers feel that you stole at list 1:30 hr from 1:35:29
Ithaca (2015)
The most soviet movie from all American movies ever
B"H
The most soviet movie from all American movies ever. So genuine,that IMHO even does not need translation.
I do remember those woman that afraid of postman even 20-30 years after war ended . I remember this letter in my late grandmother documents.
We do not have telegrams for this purpose in the soviet union but every house have this letters. Just imagine that from the man's born from 1923 to 1927 only 5% survive and most of the survivors was injured, disabled
So it hard to watch, but thanks