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All My Friends Are Dead (2021)
This movie is lame and poorly produced
Yours truly has seen 100's of movies of all genres. And a great comedy or horror film puts a smile on my face. This film is neither and didn't do either. I can honestly say this film is horribly produced. A high school film class could literally produce a better film. BTW, the special effects are a "d." Some might say an "F." .....seriously!!!!
I didn't mind the story line, as almost every story line has previously been done. The two main problems and they are HUGE are the following:
a) the production and special effects are so bad that the film isn't even campy,
b) the film doesn't know what it wants to be horror or comedy. As a result it's neither, and not entertaining; and, last, but not least,
Don't waste your time!!!!
The Death of Dick Long (2019)
Dark Comedy is a Misnomer (avoid at all costs)
I've seen 1,000's of films over the years, encompassing every type of genre (e.g., comedy, drama, horror, etc.). This film is labeled a dark comedy, it isn't. First, the movie isn't suspenseful. Second, it has only a few funny moments. Three, the pacing is disjointed, which is annoying as the movie isn't long by today's standards.
Three buddies get together, one dies, and it goes from there.
This movie isn't worth watching, even on a Sunday evening when there is nothing to do.
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
Had some sporadic funny scenes AND THAT'S IT!!! ...HORRIBLE!!!
Normally I enjoy reading reviews of the non-professional critics on IMDB. For those that rated this movie 5 or higher they need to see a new neurologist!!!. I've seen 100's of horror movies, created for chills, thrills, and/or laughs. This movie (of which the theme has been done many times before) doesn't know what it wants to be. Think if West Side Story morphed into a zombie movie. Most would say WTF?!!! ..and they would be right. Same here.
This movies (as others have said) is boring, not scary, doesn't really go anywhere, and bogs down with too many musical numbers. The ONLY great song is the one where one of the actresses sings a song (at a HS Xmas concert) similar to "Santa Baby." That song is risque, ribald, and literally is the ONLY good thing about this movie.
You are forewarned. Thank G-d I watched the DVD of this movie for free, as I was able to get it from my library