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Killer Contact (2013)
Bad, Bad, Bad
Being an enthusiast for paranormal shows, I was looking forward to watching this show, and then I saw it....
Where to start. The team members and their roles is juvenile - in particular the "aggressor" - insert eye roll.
Like others have said before me - isn't it miraculous that a Romanian ghost can understand English and modern technology. Especially when they said "head towards the antenna".... Hang on a sec - would a ghost from the 1400's understand an invention that was made in the late 1800's. I suppose it doesn't matter, no speak English.
The other thing that annoys me is they have all these gadgets - emf, night cameras - but they can't take a temperature gauge to prove that "it's getting colder in here". Slack investigating.
I cannot take this show. It is poorly executed. If you are into paranormal shows - don't waste your time on this one. Watch paint dry in stead - at least that would be less irritating.
How to Slay a Vampire (1993)
What the??
I was unlucky enough to get this movie in the DVD release "blood soaked cinema: bite night". I can't believe that a film like this got released on DVD.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind low budget films (actually some are quite enjoyable) but c'mon a vampire making love to a blow up doll, which, by the way, seemed to last an eternity. Not to mention the jokes were not funny and the acting was terrible.
I think a 10 year old could do better.
I have never commented on a movie before but I was so appalled by this 'film' I had to say something.
Don't waste any time on this movie - do something else like housework - that would be much more exciting than watching this stinker.