What a stupid, stupid, stupid movie. I have not seen the original source movie, nor the original remake, so I went into this screening based entirely on the previews. The previews held some promise, so while i didn't have a lot of expectations, I had some hope that it would be a passable horror flick. Nope!
So much makes no sense. The two central characters are seen driving in their relatively new luxury car, when they stop for a bite to eat after driving for X hours without any stops (not even for gas?). We notice some kind of creepy people at the rundown auto shop next to the cafe where the couple stops. They have their food, making a big show of her being vegetarian and asking for things that will likely NOT be on the menu (not making any friends, but they'll never see these people again, right?). When they return to their car, the car won't start. Surprise! And they need to leave the car with the owner of the rundown auto shop. And oh, we can't have the parts needed until tomorrow (without having first taken a look to see if maybe it was just a loose wire or something? )
Here there was some promise. Maybe a nod to Dead & Buried. But no...
The couple end up at an Airbnb in the middle of the woods, miles from anything. But they have good wifi and/or cell service, so it seems. When the guy goes back into town for something (i forget what) and some food, the girl starts hearing noises from within the house, and people wearing masks just start showing up, after the lights inexplicably go off.
Flash forward a bit (us, not the movie). There's scarecrow guy with an ax who just starts busting doors (but then doesn't open them to get at the people inside). Maybe he's toying with them. But it doesn't seem so. There's a lot of almost violence, but not really anything. Even when there is bloodshed, it's tame. Mostly it's just people walking around looking for each other, either to inflict harm for fun, or, well, to inflict harm (for self-protection). Finally the boy and the girl get caught and tied up. The bad guys just stare at them, maybe toying with them? Maybe not sure what to do? Dunno.
In the end one of the couple dies (more on that later). The other one is left for dead. We find out in the end that she survived and is now in a hospital room, to be continued....
So much didn't make sense or lacked continuity. The guy keeps injuring the same foot/leg in different ways (tripping on things that don't seem to be there, banging against furniture, getting beat up in a truck that keeps being battered by another truck). But he never seems to limp much. The couple tries to escape by way of a truck that was left by the handyman/owner? Who was called earlier to fix the fridge, and is now dead by way of mistaken identity. They are stopped from leaving by another truck that suddenly appears, driven by scarecrow man (who was JUST in the house, but now seems to be in the truck). The truck rams the couple's truck repeatedly, but then a shot of that truck shows NO damage. Hm... And no, it's not a Hummer.
Finally, the piece de resistance of bad continuity, when the guy is stabbed in the back while tied to a chair, and then is kicked over, the is a big show of him lying on the floor spitting up blood as he dies. Pool of blood right next to his head. Vivid. They make sure you see it. Two minutes later, there is a pan out shot, showing the guy and the girl (now also on the floor tied to a chair after having been stabbed - seemingly in the private parts) and lo and behold, that conspicuous pool of blood vomit is gone. The floor next to his head/face is perfectly clean.
Amateurish in the extreme. And there's going to be TWO MORE?!?!?! As I've seen it said before, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool us three times, shame on the studio who made this driven.
And hey, i thought Roger Corman was dead...
So much makes no sense. The two central characters are seen driving in their relatively new luxury car, when they stop for a bite to eat after driving for X hours without any stops (not even for gas?). We notice some kind of creepy people at the rundown auto shop next to the cafe where the couple stops. They have their food, making a big show of her being vegetarian and asking for things that will likely NOT be on the menu (not making any friends, but they'll never see these people again, right?). When they return to their car, the car won't start. Surprise! And they need to leave the car with the owner of the rundown auto shop. And oh, we can't have the parts needed until tomorrow (without having first taken a look to see if maybe it was just a loose wire or something? )
Here there was some promise. Maybe a nod to Dead & Buried. But no...
The couple end up at an Airbnb in the middle of the woods, miles from anything. But they have good wifi and/or cell service, so it seems. When the guy goes back into town for something (i forget what) and some food, the girl starts hearing noises from within the house, and people wearing masks just start showing up, after the lights inexplicably go off.
Flash forward a bit (us, not the movie). There's scarecrow guy with an ax who just starts busting doors (but then doesn't open them to get at the people inside). Maybe he's toying with them. But it doesn't seem so. There's a lot of almost violence, but not really anything. Even when there is bloodshed, it's tame. Mostly it's just people walking around looking for each other, either to inflict harm for fun, or, well, to inflict harm (for self-protection). Finally the boy and the girl get caught and tied up. The bad guys just stare at them, maybe toying with them? Maybe not sure what to do? Dunno.
In the end one of the couple dies (more on that later). The other one is left for dead. We find out in the end that she survived and is now in a hospital room, to be continued....
So much didn't make sense or lacked continuity. The guy keeps injuring the same foot/leg in different ways (tripping on things that don't seem to be there, banging against furniture, getting beat up in a truck that keeps being battered by another truck). But he never seems to limp much. The couple tries to escape by way of a truck that was left by the handyman/owner? Who was called earlier to fix the fridge, and is now dead by way of mistaken identity. They are stopped from leaving by another truck that suddenly appears, driven by scarecrow man (who was JUST in the house, but now seems to be in the truck). The truck rams the couple's truck repeatedly, but then a shot of that truck shows NO damage. Hm... And no, it's not a Hummer.
Finally, the piece de resistance of bad continuity, when the guy is stabbed in the back while tied to a chair, and then is kicked over, the is a big show of him lying on the floor spitting up blood as he dies. Pool of blood right next to his head. Vivid. They make sure you see it. Two minutes later, there is a pan out shot, showing the guy and the girl (now also on the floor tied to a chair after having been stabbed - seemingly in the private parts) and lo and behold, that conspicuous pool of blood vomit is gone. The floor next to his head/face is perfectly clean.
Amateurish in the extreme. And there's going to be TWO MORE?!?!?! As I've seen it said before, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool us three times, shame on the studio who made this driven.
And hey, i thought Roger Corman was dead...
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