jorge-01585 Reviews

Finding Dory (2016)

Alarmingly disappointing

[6/10 · 17 July 2016]

I thought it would be one of the best second part ever made, but to my surprise it turned to be a standard bad second part.

Where is the hilarious Dory and the amazingly essential funny characters like the fish tank ones in the first movie. I just found a basic line trying to make a good story. And a boring story trying to not cross the line of disgusting. Characters that have my barely passing grade. But my predictions for this movies were so high that the failure was bigger, just like, I hoped, for all the ones who saw it 13 years ago.

See it if you want to know what happens with Dory's family at any cost, but if you just have a low curiosity, just don't see it. I recommend you to see finding Nemo again.

Please don't even think to make a third movie in 13 years.

Ghostbusters: Answer the Call (2016)

GrossBusters-- if you see it run away before it hurts you

[1/10 · 17 July 2016]

It's hard to make a remake,which sets off with good preceding, and end with one of the worst comedies ever, even the Adam Sandler seems to be better.

I don't know where to start. First we see a Melissa McCarthy that doesn't know what she's doing there, with what she has been, a Chris Hemsworth that hasn't born to be funny and a bunch of pseudo-funny characters that try to catch ghosts,when the really ones to be caught must be them.

It's a gross movie that makes something true: there're times where remakes mustn't be made. And if you're gonna do it don't market it like if it was to be the next comedy winner, because that's what happens.

I always try to see something good in movies, but in this case WORST OF THE YEAR

The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

Never pets were so funny and addictive

[6/10 · 17 July 2016]

Hallelujah! It took so many time to see a movie that take my illusion in animated comedies back. Funny,fresh and sassy. Though I'm not a fan of comedies

A topic so easy to make a movie, but that never was made. And that's exactly what makes this movie so amazing. The simpleness that with hilarious touches that you don's see coming. The variety of animals and situations that puts them in topics and scenes easy to success is one of the best points of this movie.

One of the best comedies of the year for just been just like it is and don't create atypical situation that animated movies got us used to.And once again show us that less is more and maybe not perfect but high enough to have an amazing time.

This movie makes something that almost no one does, make me laugh almost the whole movie

The Hateful Eight (2015)

The F8

[3/10 · 17 July 2016]

I'm not a big fan of Tarantino, but I think he did better other times. Another western story that in the twenty minutes starts to get hooked,but when you already see 30 minutes unavoidably start to yawn.

Eight different characters that ends in the same line. Eight "bad" guys that try to entertain us in a ridiculous thriller taken out from nowhere. With a lineal progress of the plot and not so worked surprise, the movie lets me a feeling of disgusting,because of I hoped a lot from this movie.

My resume is: characters that could have been a success, if they really would have had drama running for their blood. A disappointing story that when ends leaves no feelings but deception. And a boring movie that will be stored with a movies that could be, but never were tag

Quantico (2015–2018)

Charmed

[9/10 · 16 July 2016]

Sick of seeing typical or schematized police series, in which depending on the intention we find ones focused on the crimes or other focused on entertain, and we find Quantico, a non defined yet.

My happiness with this discovery is centered in four main reasons: firstly, because it is new. Nowadays we have to search at many series to find one like this. The plot between 8 months ago and now makes it absolutely interesting. Secondly, the diversity of genres. The superiority of thriller, combined with fresh comical touch, and with spaces for typical love stories, and not so common, like the one between Shelby and Caleb's father, and the drama always present. Thirdly, the reception of an actual theme such as terrorism and how police struggles it. And finally because it has something that only good series are able to,the ability to get us hooked in this unlimited chain of events.

My congratulations, because in my book, a masterpiece has been created