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XOXO (2016)
1 hour and 30 minute of clichés
So many clichés that i had to finish the movie in 3 sessions.
The biggest cliché. The love interest. She meets the guy and hes of course dumbfounded and cant speak. Shes all smiley and we already know that these 2 are getting together. But wait, shes got another guy shes meeting and rejects our hero because hes an awkward little boy, who stutters a lot, and has 100% Prakinsons making it impossible to insert a USB-stick. And also he f#*ks up his set, and I'm sitting here like awwww, this is gonna end so badly for him. Like embarrassed on his behalf. But lo and behold, he manages to pull of a good set at the last minut of the movie, like just before the end with all the scrolling names. Shiit, talk about perfect timing. And he also gets the girl, because hes a bigtime DJ now. Golddigger.
And also, wtf is up with the couple going into the sewers? 1st they lose the tickets because riot, naturally. Then they go into the sewers. Then they get lost, take a nap, break up, get back together and magically finds the ladder they need just around the corner. 5deep3me man. Edgy story.
Only reason i give it 3 of 10 is because of Tariq and his drug overdose that gives him a great revelation. No its not, its because he crawled into a RentaLoo and that was a true wtf moment for me.
OK, ill give it 4 of 10 because they got the stereotypes of rave correctly.
Blindspot (2015)
The script is copy paste
Every episode Jane says "This is the only lead we have to figure out who i am" or "We lost the only lead to figure out who i am" or something along those lines. Agent Weller is always sorry for everything. I wanted to write more about him, but there really isn't much more to him. He fights, shoots when its his turn to shoot, takes a hit and wins at the last moment and then he is sorry. (Feels like i have seen it before)
Its not remotely believable that one of the biggest agencies in America only has 3 agents available and that no one speaks Chinese.
Watched 3 episodes and it feels like i have watched 3 to many