mattw1 Reviews

Damaged (2024)

Oh dear.

[2/10 · 21 April 2024]

Oh dear. I am not sure which high school drama class was responsible for this travesty of a movie but it is unquestionably one of the worst films I have seen in the past decade. An absolutely ridiculous script with terrible acting. This abomination relies on loud scary sound effects, ominous music and recurring dismembered body parts in an effort to retain the viewer's attention or attempt to have some sort of cinematic relevance. There are no redeeming qualities to this film, it fails on all fronts - even the car chase actions seems are sophomoric and absolutely laughable - like the college kids who produced this disaster were excited to get their hands on an Audi and Beemer for the weekend. Incredibly bad.

The Assistant (III) (2019)

complete rubbish

[1/10 · 23 March 2022]

Avoid at all costs. Terrible writer/producer, ridiculous go nowhere story line that will put you to sleep in minutes. It is amazing that garbage like this gets made into a movie.

Unknown (I) (2011)

Ridiculous

[5/10 · 27 February 2021]

Just flat out ridiculous and completely unbelievable. Potentially interesting story just ridiculously delivered.

The Professor and the Madman (2019)

Major snooze fest.

[5/10 · 15 February 2021]

Unbelievably boring, unworthy of a movie. Gibson is fine but post-Spicoli Sean Penn is a train wreck. Pass on this immediately.

Peppermint (2018)

Absolutely ridiculous.

[3/10 · 14 February 2021]

How people produce this garbage is beyond me. Absolutely ridiculous on all levels.

The Open House (2018)

What. A. Trainwreck.

[1/10 · 1 November 2020]

The worst movie I have seen in 20 years. Do not waste the 90 minutes of your life on this disaster.