How does Ryan get away with being Ryan in movies all the time? RR in this movie is like Deadpool without the skills or the suit. Kinda like the Rock. Same every movie and we yet still tune in to see it. Ah well. The young kid was good. More like a young Robert Redford than Ryan in looks, but he has a future if he sticks with it. Would have like to see more lines and wise cracks from him as he can delivery them well for his age. The locations were well created and the camera work was pretty good. It's visually pretty pleasing. I reached for my phone a few times in the fight scenes though. The full cast was very small. If I was a kid I would have been pretty engrossed with it. Definitely a rainy day/night movie with pizza and the kids.
Reviews
14 Reviews
Jackass Forever
(2022)
Mehhhhhh
4 February 2022
Too many dik n balls stunts. Not enough surprise jokes. Set up stuff can only take the ride so far, and just because JK is laughing, doesn't mean I'm suppose to. Someone falling in the pool.... someone vomiting.... Someone riding a bike and falling off? Come on guys. Any of the last movies are WAY better. I'd be more pissed if I paid to watch it. The end is finally arrived for the boys. And WTF was with the start? Seriously stupid. If you're over 12, don't bother, just rip it off the torrents. 😎
IM JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, IM DONE WITH JACKASS!!
Finding Escobar's Millions
(2017–2019)
What the....
8 February 2021
Why would one of Pablos henchmen talk to two Americans about where to find his old bosses lost millions?? HAHA. So stupid. Two Americans killed his boss. I lost about an hour of sleep watching this rubbish.
PS the money is gone.
My Salinger Year
(2020)
A light breeze of a film
29 January 2021
This film isn't a gale of entertainment. Much like the book. It's a Sunday read in the sun while the breeze blows. Or a Saturday late movie when you can't sleep because the damn moon is full and is keeping you up. Wonderfully acted. Styled realistically. Engaged dialogues. Sigourney carries herself and the film along every time she appears and Margaret is a delight to watch- she is going places. Read the book and watch the film. Or watch the film and read the book. It matters not what comes first. The movie is for all book lovers, and whether time has read Catcher or not. A solid 7.
Relic
(2020)
Yawnfest
11 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Not a lot of dialogue.
No jump scares.
Good acting and cast.
No idea what was going on. Something about dementia. And then the end was super weird with the alien thing. The only thing I got was dementia is genetic and the mother will get and you could say the daughter will get it to. Is the Film maker saying that dementia is born from mouldy walls?
No jump scares.
Good acting and cast.
No idea what was going on. Something about dementia. And then the end was super weird with the alien thing. The only thing I got was dementia is genetic and the mother will get and you could say the daughter will get it to. Is the Film maker saying that dementia is born from mouldy walls?
A Rainy Day in New York
(2019)
Is this really a Woody film!?
6 December 2019
I normally indulge the senses with a good Woody flick. But this one failed me.
Main male- boring, no vibe, no charisma, depressing every time he opened his mouth.
Main female- playing the stupid role too hard. The blonde bimbo on too much coffee: irritating.
They both are clearly acting and going through the motions too obviously. Selena is uneventful and added nothing. Jude was above this film. Must have needed some quick cash or have some time to kill.
I found the story could have been written by a 15 year old. The skill, tone, and conversations don't seem to be a Woody- esque ability, but a try-hard under graduate version masquerading as him.
I couldn't finish this one and it won't be going into the collection. Sorry Woody, bro! 3/10
Main male- boring, no vibe, no charisma, depressing every time he opened his mouth.
Main female- playing the stupid role too hard. The blonde bimbo on too much coffee: irritating.
They both are clearly acting and going through the motions too obviously. Selena is uneventful and added nothing. Jude was above this film. Must have needed some quick cash or have some time to kill.
I found the story could have been written by a 15 year old. The skill, tone, and conversations don't seem to be a Woody- esque ability, but a try-hard under graduate version masquerading as him.
I couldn't finish this one and it won't be going into the collection. Sorry Woody, bro! 3/10
Us
(II) (2019)
What the ...?
4 December 2019
So you're telling me someone had so much money to make this crap when there are plenty of better ways to spend it on? SMH that rubbish like this is made while America has such poverty living on their streets. Fix Skidrow before doing $hit like this again Peele!
The Dead Don't Die
(2019)
If you've seen the trailer...
2 September 2019
You've seen the funniest bits.
The cast held such potential.
I've never had a movie wear thin before as this did. I love quirky a film, but this just drags on and on. It's perfumed with something that lets itself down and made me turn it off 3/4 way through.
I couldn't do it anymore.
Zzz
The cast held such potential.
I've never had a movie wear thin before as this did. I love quirky a film, but this just drags on and on. It's perfumed with something that lets itself down and made me turn it off 3/4 way through.
I couldn't do it anymore.
Zzz
Hunt for the Skinwalker
(2018)
What the?
26 April 2019
A ' hotbed ' for paranormal activity... 1000's of people with experiences.... 30 hours of footage... so where is it all!? Absolutely pointless documentary. It's a narration of what once happened. All fart, no smell. So glad I didn't buy this but rented it. I would have taken it back if bought. I'm actually writing this and it's half way through. The reviews are true- all hype and stories.
Hostiles
(2017)
See it!
15 December 2018
Loved the movie. C Bale does another great disappearing act into character and R Pike carries the undertone wonderfully well. A lot of talk about the slowness but I failed to see any one that. I mean, what movie doesn't have a few slow bits? It just makes the high bits more enjoyable! But if you find it slow you're not looking at the full picture... literally! The cinematography is amazing- made me want to photograph the screen to frame prints in some scenes! Nice ending too. Nice one Coop's.
Creed II
(2018)
Soulless
7 December 2018
I paid half price to see this, and felt I paid for what I saw. For instance, it's predictable. There was quite a few scenes that did nothing for progressing the movie. I wondered why they moved Adrian's grave to a new location. I wondered why they didn't make Drago's ex wife (Bridgette) walk over to Apollo's wife and say good luck like she did before, only this time she could have told her to fk off? I wondered why Rocky was telling D to not fight Drago when Rocky didn't exactly the same thing to avenge Apollo's death? The movie was dry and soulless. The music could have been inspiring in moments to move you along. Father Drago could have been a lot more human and aggressive than just plain angry and silent. They rushed this movie.
The Shape of Water
(2017)
So Bad.
25 November 2018
Like everyone else I had some moderate hope of seeing a decent movie as it was nominated. My eyes started to glaze over half way through. And they didn't stay open very long after and I had to eject it from the player. How atrociously boring! The mute main lead was just as boring as the story and lack of intelligent plot. There are too many holes and undeniably stupid incidents (just read other reviews to find them), and the costume of fishboy was a amateur to say the least ( didn't move, inflexible, rubbery but still). There's bad movies that are still watchable, but this is just bad bad. Watch it and you'll see 😂
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