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Atheist.
Have social anxiety .
Have a very short fuse but a caring heart and have tremendous empathy especially for our fellow Americans who have and do experience prejudice,INTOLERANCE,and discrimination in this country.
My motto is simple if you treat me with respect I will treat you the same way.
If you do not however don't be surprised if my responses are not exactly positive or gracious.
You get what you give in this world as they say. :)
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Envy (2004)
Horrifically bad!!!
Short and sweet this movie was an absolute piece of s!?$ period!
It never should have been made,had no plot or coherency and the attempts at humor failed straight through the film.
Don't rent this crap much less buy it save your money and invest it in something you will actually enjoy.
This movie ain't that!
Girls Trip (2017)
Skip this trip.
Incredibly obnoxious and irritating truly nails on a chalkboard.
This movie was horrible I'll put it to you this way there is a scene in the film where one of the women pisses on the audience below not intentionally yet another one a second later does it intentionally.
The movie is disgusting and I'm no prude I'm an atheist but every few seconds it was f this and f that and even worse and hypocritical was witnessing these African American BLACK WOMEN using the N word over and over and over again.
It smacked of not only hypocrisy but also of a double standard.
The characters were all unlikeable and one part of the movie they all get high on some weird garbage and even that part was horribly done and not the least bit funny.
This film was also predictable you knew how the movie would end and it even had a predictable lame fight amongst the friends that was resolved not long after like they ALWAYS ARE.
This was 2 hours and 2 minutes(literally how long this film was)of absolute bull s!@#.
Even Queen Latifah was horrible and the main one that stuck out in the most awful and horrible ways possible was TIFFANY HADDISH.
Her character you just wanted to smack the crap out of she was the literal example of nails on a chalkboard.
She was the most unlikeable and obnoxious character of them all in this movie.
I have no idea why so many keep touting how hilarious Tiffany is but this movie was the only proof I personally needed to write that delusion off as absolute nonsense.
More power to her fans no offense intended but for me I simply could not stand her she represented a very insulting stereotype of African American women and it just smacked of being distasteful and degrading to black women.
Two thumbs way the f%^& down absolutely embarrassing and horrifically bad "COMEDY".
Curse of Chucky (2013)
More like a hemorrhoid.
I agree with many reviewers verdicts here well except the uneducated homophobic ones that is.
I didn't hate this movie persay but something wasn't right about it nonetheless.
The acting was alright not great but the one that stood out for me was Fiona Dourif she did a great job and was actually likable.
I liked the little girl as well but she wasn't really given much to work with considering how little she was on screen to begin with.
The rest were just...there really and didn't necessarily hold my full interest.
The deaths were okay the only one that stood out was an electrocution and one involving an ax.
The backstory also looked ridiculous with those bright colors and black and white colors in the background.
The backstory also made no sense whatsoever and was a slap in the face to the fans of the franchise who are smart and know what makes sense and what doesn't.
Chucky was also okay but he looked hilariously bad they really f!#+?& that one up no question.
The ending was okay the cameo at the end however was clever.
I'd never recommend this film it really was boring,clearly looked cheap,made no sense,had some hilariously bad deaths and despite Fiona and Brad Dourifs welcome presence this film simply didn't hit the mark in the end.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
Whatever you do HANG UP!
Incredibly boring the worst horror remake by far.
Camilla Belle was horrible,the killer wasn't scary,not even the "suspense" was executed well.
Absolute garbage the original movie up until the second half that is maintained this subtle creepy and unsettling momentum it was truly spine tingling and what the babysitter found was absolutely horrific and truly disturbing .
Even that film failed though because it never was able to maintain the momentum of the beginning of the film and the terrifying "twist" implemented at one point.
It didn't help that the original jolted viewers out of the suspense immediately after it happened devolving into a cop vs killer story.
That movie did however have wonderful acting especially Durning and Kane as the babysitter.
All that being said though even through the originals clear flaws stood out it still didn't completely destroy the film.
Unlike this horrifically boring and embarrassing "remake" which fell apart immediately.
Get Out (2017)
Highly recommended truly clever.
The acting in this film especially by the main lead is phenomenal no question.
That being said the comic relief cop was so out of place in this film it wasn't even funny neither was he in general for that matter.
I respect what this movie attempted to do to put a magnifying glass in the faces of those that espouse racism in this country and act as if that's RIGHT as if there is nothing wrong with it when there is clearly so MUCH WRONG with that even more so nowadays in this country.
The movie was creepy as well as unsettling there was a sense of dread throughout knowing that something sinister was happening you just didn't know what that something was just yet.
The movie definitely had some startling and jolting moments as well and the villains in the film were satisfyingly sadistic and unsettling especially one that I did NOT realize was a villain the entire time.
It was an enjoyable thriller no question and I respected as well as appreciated the social commentary regarding racism throughout the film.
However as I said the actor playing the main characters best friend who felt something was off from the very beginning was simply too obnoxious,stereotypical,and obnoxious for me personally.
Not to mention this film started off creepy and progressively became more and more unsettling yet the ending completely destroyed the momentum that the film had made up until that point.
To end the film on such an unrealistically triumphant and cheery note knowing that for so many African Americans in this country that they rarely and sadly do not receive or get that much deserved happy ending the way they should was mind boggling to me it just did not add up to the creative,chilling,masterful,creepy,and unsettling vibe of the rest of the film.
It lost all of its momentum when they tacked that ridiculously unrealistic ending on to it to end the film on a more realistic note would have left the audience with a more thought provoking and cathartic reaction.
If it had ended with Chris going to jail being persecuted for the color of his skin and knowing the last villain standing got away with it...again it would have had a more lasting impression that probably would have opened closed minds and eyes that had originally refused to acknowledge the kind of injustice that those actions are that are committed against African Americans daily in this country.
Highly recommended nonetheless the film is brilliant and truly unsettling despite my reservations about certain aspects of this film.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
It's a massacre alright and a DISASTER!
Absolutely dreadful only one of many words to describe this travesty of a "MOVIE".
I like the lead actress I have seen her in many films but even she was embarrassing in this film.
I also liked Dennis Hopper and he was literally the only character in the entire film I actually liked.
The actress playing the lead role was nothing but a screaming,crying,and weak mess up until the end of the film.
Spoiler Alert!!!! Hopper was pretty smart up until near the end when he makes one fatal and stupid mistake. Spoiler Alert!!!!!?
Leatherface was boring also not the least bit scary and even the violence was more comical then graphic or shocking as it was in the original film.
The "comedy" was laughable and felt misplaced making this already nonsensical mind f!*# deranged film feel even more messed up.
The ending is hilariously bad and just like most of this film makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
This one should have never even saw the light of day not even Hopper normally reliable could save this one.
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
They should have left this one buried.
When I originally saw this film in 2002 I didn't mind it...at the time that is.
After repeat viewings I completely see why so many hated this pointless entry into the franchise.
This movie makes no sense and stands behind the most hilariously ludicrous nonsensical,and idiotic, explanation as to why Jamie Lee Curtis strode is in a mental institution at the beginning of the film.
At the time I didn't mind the heroine but now again I see why so many hated her especially knowing in a deleted scene that she wound up saving one of the most obnoxious characters ever written to screen.
The characters have no personalities two are pot heads,one is a pathetic dark goth like character,one screams at the drop of a hat and it gets tiring very quickly,one is a girl that seems to show self respect yet turns out to be a nympho,and lastly the boring stereotypical boyfriend that is constantly horny.
Don't get me started on Banks and Rhymes either both are throwaway characters and Rhymes is instantly obnoxious,extremely unlike able,and you just...want...him..to..die quickly.
I like Tyra personally however she wasn't given barely anything to do in this film,isn't on screen long,and essentially serves as another stupid soon to be victim for Myers.
Myers was also boring and the actor playing him didn't really make much effort he wasn't scary not even the mask was scary the entire movie looked cheap and generic.
The deaths are predictable and not that good,the jump scares are also predictable,as is who will survive,as is the tired twist ending that was utterly laughable.
Oh yeah and the "teens" in the film especially the two guys trying to help on webcam to save victims in the house you...simply...want...to...DIE.
The writers of this film took a perfect opportunity to allow Michael to slice and dice a room full of extremely bad,overacting,and obnoxious teenagers and completely squandered it.
Lastly the webcam was truly distracting as well as obnoxious it ruined any ounce of suspense that there could have been.
Flat out this movie sucked it is not scary,not interesting,very boring,and worst offense of them all they killed the most beloved horror heroine of this franchise at the beginning of this film.
The Final Conflict (1981)
Damien sure knows how to bore.
Sam as usual is an excellent actor as usual .
However that being said whilst this entry does have some suspense and rather graphic deaths (a few anyways) the movie is B O R I N G .
The ending was rushed,the supporting characters are barely even on screen and they are dull and uninteresting .
The only part of the movie that was worth it was the monks sent to kill Damien stupid as they were their part was the most interesting part of the whole film.
This entry is also very disturbing regarding the murder of newborns and at the end of the film the death of the love interest of Damien has her child killed by Damien .
It also didn't help that this entry didn't have many people to root for to survive except the monks,the mother,and the children killed .
Even Damiens associate is an unconscionable and despicable man whom only grows a conscience when the safety of his newborn son comes into question regarding some ridiculous nonsense about children born on a certain date or day.
I fell asleep through half of this and Damien talks incessantly one part where he is speaking anger at a being called Jesus down in some weird private room with statues I thought his boring blather would NEVER EVER end.
Hard pass enjoyed the first two films found those both unsettling,creepy,and satisfying.
However this entry simply sucked despite Sams usual solid acting despite the asinine material he was given for this film.
Highly NOT recommended.
Marlon (2017)
Don't quit your day job Marlon.
Absolutely dreadful show Marlon overacts like nobodys business and the supporting characters are as equally dreadful,boring,and uninteresting.
Especially Marlons friend who is so dry and bland with his delivery he seriously needs to take an acting class STAT!
I look for this one to be canceled if it makes it thorough an entire season I will be truly shocked.
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
Not bad but nowhere near great.
Unlike some reviews here I never really thought this film was horrendous.
Yes the acting is mostly laughable no question and yes the end of this film is incredibly insensitive,disturbing,and shocking to say the least.
But the movie was creepy to me anyways and it put a chill up my spine seeing a young man killing his entire family and this includes small children which was the most disturbing and shocking thing of this entire film.
It wasn't perfect by no means but for me it was an alright horror film.
I do not think of this as having anything to do with the real story more as a typical horror movie considering so many things regarding this film do NOT follow what actually happened in real life.
Especially the fact that in the real case the family was asleep when they were murdered not wide awake as everyone was in this film.
The gratuitous violence at the end of the movie is to this day something that still stays with me it was incredibly shocking to watch to say the least.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
Say Bye Bye to this epic fail .
Started out intriguing ended with a ridiculous thud .
The acting was absolutely horrible especially the main characters girlfriend no actor in this movie stood out not even Faye Dunaway in her small role.
The suspense was lame and only one part involving a train was remotely suspenseful.
Everything else was cliché the darkness,the thing appearing in the corner of the room,horrible cgi,etc...
This movie was a true travesty and the ending ?
Well suffice it to say...don't expect one because THERE ISN'T ONE IN THIS MOVIE.
Don't expect a sequel either this one did horribly in theaters .
The movie is a complete disaster it's confusing as hell,not very interesting,the villain is laughable,and the plot is nonexistent.
Even the ending is predictable and other movies have done it much better then this one did.
The Mist (2017)
Commenters deserve this rating.
I haven't watched this yet I dvred it last night and look forward to it.
I am only writing this to tell the ridiculously rude and completely insensitive and uneducated posters posting their anti liberal insensitivities to grow up already.
Almost every comment on this show has mocked and berated what these folks consider an agenda.
Yet with this specific party whenever it promotes inclusivity or peace or progress especially on television the right ALWAYS calls it an AGENDA.
The predictable intolerance continues to speak for itself as usual.
Imaginary Mary (2017)
If only this show was Imaginary.
One of the worst shows I've seen in years the comedy falls flat,the characters aren't the least bit relatable nor like able for that matter.
Oh yeah and Mary is the most obnoxious character ever so grating she's like nails on a chalkboard .
Major fail will never recommend .
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
50 shades of garbage.
Marlon has turned into quite the hunk so it was nice seeing him in certain scenes so for me that was a plus.
However that one and only positive for me personally out of the way this movie was truly a disaster movie.
The humor was disgusting and I'm nowhere close to being a prude one potentially hot scene regarding Marlons stripping spoofing magic Mike was ruined by throwing in an incredibly disgusting part involving Marlons underwear.
The humor was miss every single time and the supporting characters were incredibly obnoxious especially the lead characters best friend a white girl trying to be black she was like nails on a chalkboard .
Nothing about this movie was redeemable even though Marlon Wayans is indeed a stud in this film my personal opinion anyways.
The Remains (2016)
This should have remained a bad dream.
Let me get the positive out of the way the seance beginning was not bad and the acting regarding the the medium was pretty good I was pretty impressed to be honest.
When she spoke her voice was very pleasant to the ear and sounded sophisticated and worldly.
Now with the good out of the way this movie sucked so badly it's just indescribable .
Suffice it to say the kid actors are dull as dishwater and can't act for crap seriously.
The movie was also boring and barely anything happened up until near the end of the movie.
Suffice it to say even near the ending it was unbelievably bad and the oldest daughter was by far one of the worst actresses EVER.
Just watch her give the worst performance ever near the end of the movie it is truly hilarious.
The father was so so his acting was alright but he also overacted horribly in this movie .
The ending I won't spoil but I'll just say this it's beyond hilarious and the SCARES in this movie are nonexistent,cheap,bad,and cliché.
Highly NOT recommended .
Flight 7500 (2014)
Not bad but not great .
The movie is about a bunch of random people experiencing supernatural terror aboard a flight headed to Tokyo .
Of course the movie had some cliché jump scares some surprisingly that scared me a bit .
This movie also had a few unlike able characters as is normal for most horror films .
The special effects were so so at best and could have been done a lot better .
The scares are similar to The Grudge and there is only one instance of somewhat graphic violence but nothing extreme .
The acting was fine for what it was and they all did their best with the material they were given.
The twist at the end I have seen more then once in other movies but it was still sad and surprising because I didn't see it coming .
SPOILER AHEAD TURN BACK NOW IF YOU Don't WANT TO KNOW OR HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!
SPOILER!!!!! The twist at the end of course is that they were all dead due to a leak in the oxygen masks which did not protect them from the gas floating around inside of the plane SPOILER!!!!!!
There was also another twist that made no sense and was merely set up to give the audience one final jump scare.
I'd never buy this movie and I'm glad I never saw this in theaters either but for what it was it wasn't bad and I surprisingly liked it a little bit .
As my summary states this film was not bad but it wasn't great either by any means .
One of the actresses also Scout Taylor Compton was virtually unrecognizable in this film .
Bull (2016)
Bulls#!$
Absolutely awful show and it also makes no sense whatsoever .
The first episode was all over the place and it even ended weirdly it didn't make the least bit of sense .
I like Weatherly he has always come across as childlike ,silly,and loves to prank people plus he has a very good heart as well.
But I'm sorry I just do not think this is the appropriate vehicle for his talent .
Not to mention all the supporting characters are as equally dull as Weatherlys character is .
The show just doesn't make sense sadly and the courtroom scenes are bizarre .
Dracula's Dog (1977)
So bad it's just ...well bad.
Just saw this today I dvred it on TCM and now I wish I hadn't.
This has got to be one of the worst,boring,incoherent,hilariously bad movies I've seen in years this one was a doozy for real.
It's essentially about some weird mans dog and the weird mans part are hilariously bad and his part goes absolutely nowhere .
The dogs owner the weird man I spoke of is staked by a detective near the middle of the movie which made his already bad part even worse .
The effects are laughable and the acting was alright but nothing to write home about .
Oh and the twist ending was adorable not the least bit scary no part of this entire movie was SCARY only boring,comical,and stupid .
I can't believe I wasted my time with this one but if you like movies where a weird man stares menacingly over and over again ,communicates with his dog telepathically , and dogs eyes glow in a hilariously bad way then by all means check this COMEDY out and see for yourself just how bad it actually is.
The Forest (2016)
Visit this forest if you dare.
Not bad it was definitely confusing in parts but it was also fairly creepy and genuinely interesting .
I enjoyed the acting as well even though Natalie's twin performance was not done well you couldn't tell one from the other apart because they acted the same and spoke the same it was just....badly executed.
All in all I really enjoyed it and I enjoyed the twists the baddie was also sadistic and scary as hell when I saw it great effects .
Two thumbs up its not perfect by no means rarely if ever will you find any PG-13 horror movies especially that aren't flawed I some way or another .
The atmosphere was fairly creepy and I thoroughly enjoyed it that's really all that matters to me.
This movie was heads and tails better then the Visit and The Boy put together no question.
The Boy (2016)
Send this boy to its room....permanently.
If you think the premise of a nanny taking care of a porcelain doll alone in a creepy mansion sounds promising ?
You would be very wrong I'm afraid.
The trailers looked promising to me and I finally watched it today.
Well my verdict is the beginning started out intriguing and fairly creepy and I was startled at least twice .
I felt the film started fairly solid then unfortunately devolved into some horribly inconsistent,disjointed,nonsensical,and ridiculous plot twist that made absolutely no sense whatsoever .
It started out alright and turned into an embarrassingly eye rolling disaster.
I could never in good conscience actually recommend this movie .
The scares are few and far in between the acting was fine for what it was and the movie was also very boring at the beginning.
I reached the point simply waiting for the film to end bored out of my mind and rolling my eyes and laughing at what I was witnessing with my own two eyes.
This is a movie that starts okay and deteriorates very soon after into a complete incoherent and laughable mess.
Two thumbs way the F down it started promising and ended as a complete failure.
Don't buy don't even rent this one it's as good as The Visit was and that one also sucked.
Bratz (2007)
They are a bunch of brats.
Academy award acting .
Beautiful music that is a breath of fresh air .
Hilarious and charming .
Okay now with all of that sarcasm out of the way the truth.
This movie....S U C K S !
Some of the absolute worst acting in years and this was made in 2007 mind you .
A plot that was mediocre,boring,lame,predictable,and extremely corny all rolled into one .
The movie epitomized the word corny from the over acting to the SASS to the obvious reading straight from the script lines .
The movie was just ...bad period .
I get I'm not the demographic for this film and more power to the fans of this film I just found it to be an exercise in pure torture getting through it .
Oh and the MUSIC ?
My God talk about absolutely horrible and the music video at the end was extremely lame as well as laughable .
It also didn't help that the villain was as equally annoying as the lead characters were .
Even less helpful is how superficial the characters all are and that doesn't really improve much.
Wrong Turn VI (2014)
This was a definite wrong turn.
Let's get this out of the way I really enjoy this franchise I have since I saw the first movie and now own them all on Bluray except (thankfully) not this one.
However that being said there is absolutely nothing redeemable whatsoever with this entry into the franchise .
The storyline is all over the place and has no general direction ,the acting is absolutely horrible ,and none of the characters are interesting much less likable .
The BAD GUYS are also laughable and Pathetic,the inbreds looked really cheap looking in this entry,and even the deaths were more hilarious then gruesome like some others were in this movie franchise.
The ending of this film was also nonsensical and literally just cuts off before you even know what the hell is even going on .
Which makes perfect sense since no part of this film made sense and the horribly bad acting only made that much more obvious.
This movie was also B O R I N G with a capital B all it was was talk talk talk kill kill kill over and over again through the entire film.
I managed to get to the halfway point of this film and fast forwarded it in the hopes that it would get better but nope it only got worse and more nonsensical and boring.
Essentially this movie was an embarrassment and a disaster all rolled into one so glad I watched it instead of bought it .
Don't rent and don't buy stay clear of this entry it's not worth the time nor the money period.
The Drownsman (2014)
This movies all wet.
I admit the beginning started out intriguing but after a scene involving a bathtub,a girl's fear of water, and some lame villain and hilariously bad attempt at using water as a tool to SCARE the viewer with I knew this movie was a loser.
The main actor was okay in the beginning , but then the movie kept going and her acting as well as the other ACTORS in this movie got worse and worse .
At least unlike the unneeded uninteresting cardboard characters she was at least...okay .
The end I won't ruin but I will say it was hilariously bad that's all really.
I thought this was gonna be SCARY...not the least bit.
I thought the villain would be interesting and creative ....none of the above.
I thought the PLOT would make sense ....No sense was made out of this film in any capacity whatsoever .
The special effects were unimaginative , the deaths were repetitive and hilarious, and the victims were some of the stupidest and useless victims I've seen in a while in a horror movie.
This isn't a horror movie either it's a HORRIBLE movie .
Zoolander 2 (2016)
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I was a fan of the original movie and laughed a lot it also helped that the integral cast from Stiller,Wilson, and Taylor Stillers real life wife.
It also helped that despite Derek's arrogance and narcissism in the original film he was still likable and had a good heart underneath all the vanity and self absorbed attitude.
It also helped that even the villains were funny at times.
The cameos were also pretty clever and enjoyable as well excluding a few badly timed cameos .
Now with all that being said the sequel was an exercise in human torture .
Let's start with the positives: ...................
Well that about covers that !
Now onto the negatives man I don't think I have enough room for this .
Negatives :
Acting
Plot
Direction
Cameos
Ending
Existing in general.
Twists
That about covers it .
Heed the warning many of the reviewers have made abundantly clear this movie is crap and truly not worth watching .
If you buy it you are screwed .
If you rent it at least you can return it.
My heart goes out to those who actually paid to see this in theaters you all truly have my sympathy I feel your pains lol
Two thumbs way down.
Dark Awakening (2014)
Flawed but still overall enjoyable .
I just saw this movie this morning and my verdict would be that it wast half bad .
I've always liked Jason Cooke since his role as Shawn on Days of Our Lives and he did a great job with the material he was given as did the actress that played the wife and of course the always reliable Henriksen.
The little boy however looked like he was half asleep throughout the duration of the film and his ACTING was definitely not up to snuff .
The twist at the end was sadistic and dark it's kinda obvious if you pay close attention .
No the movies not perfect there is a scene with some older people that is never fully explained especially why they react the way they do to the son .
The end was also illogical considering what had just happened to one of the characters moments later .
The end made sense to me considering what had happened that I won't spoil for those who wish to view it yourself .
It's a good movie but not great it even dragged in some parts winding up boring me from time to time .
Some of the effects were also extremely cheap looking to say the least .