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The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
Oh my GOD
There is only one film that can match the sheer horror of this gory masterpiece. Every second is filled with suspense and constant fear. Renee Zellweger pushes her acting talents to the limit - what a performance! The other actors also contribute in making this one of the greatest ever horror movies. I will never forget leatherface in this movie - he is the best leatherface of them all. I just wish they would make a Swedish version of the film starring Mikael Nyqvist, Victoria Silverstedt, Max von Sydow and Rolf Lassgård - maybe some day they will. A raw and heavy soundtrack by Rhapsody of Fire would have made this movie even better.
Rent this movie - then buy it!
The Greenskeeper (2002)
Greatest movie ever - I think so.
This movie is brilliant, it's the best movie ever made. The actors are crap and retarded. They should make a sequel as soon as possible. It's definitely worth buying or at least rent it. You won't be disappointed! If you like this film I would recommend the great film 'Så some i Himmelen' starring the award winning actor Mikael Nyqvist. The beginning of the movie is really captivating with great performances from the actors. Should Zidane had been in it it would have been an even better film, I would have liked to have seen him in the role of the killer. I would also have liked to have seen Elijah Wood in this film as he is the greatest actor ever...unfortunately he was busy making films about some hobbit.
I loved it!