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Family Guy: Trump Guy (2019)
Not the best but still funny
I've been wondering when they'd get around to something like this, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I see people complaining about it being too political, but Family Guy has ALWAYS made political jokes, including Bill Clinton, George Bush, Obama, and even older Presidents such as Thomas Jefferson. There were some low hanging fruit in satirizing Trump, but definitely more fun than Cartoon President on Showtime.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
Not too bad, but it did have it's flaws
*Disclaimer* I actually give this title a 6.5, but there are no .5's on here. Maybe IMDb should fix that...anyway, here's the review.
I knew this movie would never top Wes Craven's original 1984 feature of A Nightmare on Elm Street, but I expected it to be at least a decent film, which it was. I liked how dark it was, I liked how they toyed with Craven's original idea of Freddy Krueger being a pedophile. Jackie Earle Haley also did a great job as Freddy, his voice was pretty cool imo.
Now the flaws: This is supposed to be a remake/re-imagining, so I understood it was supposed to be a little different, but I don't get why they changed the names of all the characters, except for Freddy and Nancy, who actually didn't really keep her name. Just the first. For some reason, they changed her last name to Holbrook, I didn't really care for that idea. Other than that, I didn't think of a lot of flaws, but it really wasn't really amazing. Decent? Maybe. 6.5/10
Batman & Robin (1997)
you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become Batman and Robin
When this first came out, I was about six years old, and I haven't watched a lot of this movie. What I did see i sort of enjoyed, being as young as I was, and being ignorant of the comics, I had no idea how wrong this was. I can give multiple examples of why this movie failed.
1. Ice Puns 2. Bat Nipples 3. Bat Butt 4. Bat Crotch 5. Bat Credit Card 6. Bane Screwed-up beyond all recognition 7. Batman and Robin were prepared to fight Freeze before they even knew he existed 8. Bane's idiocy puts the Hulk to shame 9. Redeeming Freeze at the end 10. Batgirl is Alfred's niece, not Gordon's daughter. 11. The Ice-Suits, and so much more.
this movie was absolutely horrible. When i got older, I enjoyed Batman for what Batman is. He is a dark hero, Batman is a Dark comic book. Everything is dark. This was campy. 95% of the movie comprised of CGI. Joel Schumacher should be ashamed for what he did to Batman. Batman was saved When Christopher Nolan swooped in, and saved the once great hero and made Batman Begins. Much better than Schumachers proposed fifth film "Batman Triumphant" would've been.
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Pleasantly surprised!
OK, now let me start out by saying I had never heard of this movie until 2008, when I was a senior in HS. It was one of those movies on the few broadcast channels (i.e., NBC, ABC, FOX, WB), since we had no cable or satellite. Normally those kind of movies suck, don't deny it, although this was actually good, even though it was edited for t.v. The basic plot for the movie is that Ryan Phillippe and Sarah Michelle Gellar are step brother/sister, who have a bet that Valmont (Phillippe) can sleep with the virginal daughter (Reese Witherspoon) of the new Dean. They are both evil characters, but Valmont slowly changes into a better character. And in the end, the evil truly gets what's coming to them. That's what makes this a truly remarkable film. It's got everything, Sex, scandal, redemption, love, and the bad person gets what they deserve.
Spooky Buddies (2011)
my little sister actually got scared at this?
We wanted a movie from Cox on Demand. It was between space Jam, or this garbage. When Air Bud came out, it was a great movie about man's best friend, and playing basketball with him. It slowly regressed to a lame movie that only Justin Bieber- Disney XD liking brainwashed children can like. SPOILER AHEAD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
the story consists of a hell-hound who tries to eat the souls of five sibling puppies, the puppies masters dress them up for Halloween, and big surprise, they can talk. Just like the previous movies. I don't deny that the hell-hound might scare little children, but from what I saw, they are expecting a horror of demonic proportions like Paranormal Activity, or anything Stephen king writes