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The Exorcist: Believer (2023)

Movie Review - The Exorcist: Believer

[2/10 · 22 November 2023]

So I finally got around to seeing the film and all I can say is I am glad I didn't preorder this. Totally Forgettable and a semi snooze fest. The acting was good but the story was truly lacking and it went on for far too long.

When the final battle was to take place it seems that they lost their mojo and just wrote some filler...so much to the point that it was so ANTI CLIMATIC.

Not only that but the makeup effects were poorly done, instead looking creepy or demonic the two girls look like their faces are bloated and they have glowing eyes in a few scenes.

The best bits were the cameos in the film, but sadly even those were underused and if you took those scenes out it didn't affect the film in the slightest. I expect a director cut to be released because SEVERAL SCENES that were in the trailer and the promos never even made the cut in the film.

1/2 of a Can of Pea Soup. Worth streaming but honestly I would skip it.

Xanadu Hellfire (2022)

Movie Review: Xanadu Hellfire (2022)

[10/10 · 14 September 2023]

In this day and age of Independant films, horror is king. You don't see many science fiction or fantasy films, which is why I was intrigued when my friend Erica Kauffman told me about this film, called Xanadu Hellfire. Its her film debut where she plays a warrior from another world.

The film starts out with the title character (played by Macy Minear) as a beautiful nomad warrior wandering the desert (which has some cool mad max vibes) when she comes upon your typical evil villain with two henchmen who will come to be known later in the film, a fight ensues but with a dialogue that isn't of your regular genre film...its more modernized and funny.

In fact, it fits the film in a strange way as it continues throughout the entire picture. Once the nomad warrior wins she then returns back to her village, where lives a collective of characters viking-like, lizardmen, scarecrow-men and human alike. This is where her sister, Raven Hellfire (played by Arianna America) and her must fight for the honour of their mother's throne but...

Here's the twist, its a comic book read by an adorable, foul mouthed, feisty, eight year old girl named Ruby (played by Aria Surrec) and she is so in love with these characters and their world at on her 9th birthday she begs her father, Steven (played by Ryon Thomas) to go out to the desert and try to bring "Xanadu Hellfire" into the real world using what is called a "Millennium Staff". Ruby and Steven have some of the best on screen chemistry as father and daughter, they are just too cute and it really is sweet to see them interact we each other. Another person in Ruby's circle is her best friend, Becky (played by Chloe Sligar) who is also a mini badass, as well as a foul mouthed little cutie who is a scene stealer.

So Ruby succeeds in bringing Xanadu to 2022 from 2097, but also in doing so she also unleashes an evil upon the world in the form of Raven, Sonja (played by Libby Wahlmeier), and Valeria (played by Erica Kaufman) is sent to bring her back Unbeknownst of the evil that is seeking them, Xanadu's new friends begins showing her all the "cool things" on this new version of earth. One of the great things about this film is "Bloodsucka Jones" cameo in the burger joint, its too damn funny and if you are a fan of the films you will love it!!

Once Valeria and Sonja arrive on earth, they are given powers which they unleash on the citizens as they attack the town. Eventually, Ruby, Brad The Geek, Xanadu, & Steven wrangle up some friends and some strange local characters to take down the evil duo which leads to a standoff at the local high school until Raven shows up leading to the ultimate battle in the desert (which include hugs and Dokken Tickets) and saving the day.

This film is so much fun to watch!! It has something that everyone can enjoy, the movie itself oozes of vibes from all kinds of movies from Mad Max, Psycho Goreman, The Karate Kid, Conan, & Clerks.

Deadly Dealings (2022)

Movie Review: Deadly Dealings (2022)

[5/10 · 29 May 2023]

This is the debut film from Adam Freeman (known for his roles in such films as 'Debbie Does Demons & 'Found Footage: The Series). The film stars: Roni Jonah (from 'Wicked Ones', Powerbomb, and the anthology 13 Slays till X-mas) as Mary Stephens, she is recovering from the loss of her brother Hank played by Stephen McGill (known for Curse of the Weredeer and Truly, Madly).

Though this loss is her best friend and confidant, Milo (played by the director himself) who is a cute and lovable 'spiritual enthusiast' and "sleep eater" who through different ways tries to console his friend as well as to help her get some kind of healing from this tragedy that she has endured.

Milo decides it is up to him (through the help of a paranormal TV show), to help Mary as best as he can so he introduces her to a spirit board as a means to communicate with her brother. Reluctantly, she takes up Milo on his offer and they come into contact with a spirit that has more than helping Mary on its mind. Nightmares begin, and Mary begins questioning her sanity after several visits from the spirit which has insidious plans for the young woman.

Although only running at a little over a hour, it covers alot of great topics in the horror genre which are executed and come across well on camera.

The film is a slow burn and can drag on for quite a bit until the horror really begins, but Milo and Mary are both quite likable that you enjoy getting to know them. The acting from all that are involved did a great job, the visuals and the colours used in the film are nothing short of beautiful. The colours remind me of early Argento or something from a Tim Burton film.

Do your self a favour and check out this fun lil gem and keep a eye out on this upcoming director.

Rabid (2019)

Movie Review: RABID (2019)

[6/10 · 9 April 2023]

In 2009 The duo aptly named "The Twisted Sisters" came into the horror scene, with a grindhouseque horror action indie film 'Dead Hooker in a Trunk which has received glowing reviews and has become somewhat of a cult classic. Since then, Jen and Sylvia Soska Canadian Born filmmakers and identical twins have become what many would say as one of the true leading women duos directing in horror. They have acomplished so much, from writing for MARVEL, having their own hit TV series, acting in numerous films and finally they have directed 6 films with their 7th on its way. These girls have conquered everything they have tried. Some would also say, they are overrated but let's be honest there aren't femme fatale directors that truly love the genre and have made a name for themselves esp. In so many formats of the medium.

Their Sixth feature 'RABID' is a reimaging of the classic 70's film by the Godfather of "Body Horror" David Cronenberg. I am a huge fan of both Cronenberg and the "Twisted Twins" so I was excited about this mashup and eager to see what they brought to the table. The original film was about A young woman develops a taste for human blood after experimental plastic surgery, and her victims turn into blood-thirsty zombies, from a parasite embedded in her armpit thus leading into a city-wide epidemic. The Soska's take on it has more of a girl power vibe and focuses heavily on the female's perspective and how she is dealing with what happens to her. The film also removes the zombie aspect from the original and replaces it with vampirism which is a cool twist. Let's face it Zombie films are a dime a dozen these days so are Vampires but the way its written flips the idea and makes the film a new viewing experience.

The film takes place in a modern Metropolitain fashion world, where LOOKS are everything and how you are portrayed by the way you look and what you wear. Case in point, Rose played by Laura Vandervoort (Smallville, Supergirl) is a visually unattractive woman with facial scars who happens to be a designer who is constantly overlooked and underappreciated in her field. Her best friend, Chelsea played Hanneke Talbot (Titans, Ready or Not) who is one of the top models and also seems to be worry-free in her lifestyle unlike her best friend who struggles constantly just to be recognized as a person. The first 20 minutes or so introduces you to "their world" which is great for character development but it also over extends itself which can make your audience lose interest. The film picks up speed once Rose is attending a after party and learns a secret which causes her to storm off and thus get into the accident which leads her to become "RABID"...

The visual effects are simply beautiful. The kills are brutal and true eye candy for gorehounds. The acting is fantastic by the two leads, they truly carry the film. One thing that really made me gitty is the 'Dead Ringers' homage that was inserted into the film, as well as the slight cameo of the parasite from the armpit. There is also a cool tip to the hat to William S. Burroughs as well.

The cinematography has always been great in every film I have seem by the Soskas', they know exactly where to place the cameras to get those perfect shots. Everything down to the casting was spot on and done to perfection, visually and film-wise its my favourite of theirs.

But I do have some issues... My first thing that I didn't care for and wasn't needed was the strange dream sequence, although beautiful and visually pleasing to the eye. It took me out of the illusion of the film for a moment, but most importantly is the finale of the subject matter or at least how it was approached in this new vision. Don't get me wrong, its a great film its just I feel that the filmmakers or even the film itself didn't know exactly which direction they were going.

Is it a vampire film, a pandemic film, or a strange mutant monster movie...You decide.

PussyCake (2021)

Movie Review: Emesis (2021)

[8/10 · 26 December 2022]

In 1968, George A. Romero recreated the "Zombie genre" and since then many others have copied his template of the living dead. Some of these directors both American as well as European have diversified the mythos, "Frankensteining" their own zombies and dare I say, creating a more frightening genre in itself.

A few of these movies have now reached cult status, which include: Cemetary Man, Zombie, Dod Snow, Dead Alive, 28 Days Later, Shock Waves, Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, & PontyPool to name a few. Since the birth of the zombie, its become the easiest and the sadly the most over played of all horror films in the genre especially in the U. S. When it comes to Horror and originality, the european market is more accomplished and skillful when it comes to practical effects, jump scares, humour and most importantly storyline (sadly alot are subtitled which deters many Americans).

That being said, 'Pussy Cake' aka 'Emesis' a Argentine horror film directed by Pablo Parés is one of those films. Its not your typical zombie film. Its a hybrid of sorts which makes it a true original in every aspect of the word. Its a amalgamation of science fiction, horror, musical, with a hint of grrl power thrown in for good measure but it works and its truly a awesome viewing horror experience. I'm telling you this is gonna be the craziest review I have ever written but it'll be the most fun I've had writing one.

I will say this, fans of the "gross out" genre will have a field day, so bring a bucket if you get sick easily. But damn if it isn't a fun ride!!!

The film opens up with a young hacker typing away on the keyboard, he seems to be looking into parallel universes, dimensions looking for his scientist father. In doing so, he opens up a portal unleashing a army of the undead on the small town.

In another city, a underground all female rock band "Pussy Cake" is playing live hoping to rekindle their popularity. Heading off for one last gig for a possible headliner, things are off to a bad start, when they show up to find the town deserted...

But this is when things really kick off, one of the girls gets sicks with a virus, and the zombies finally come out of hiding. The kicker about the zombies is they don't bite their means of transferring is much more disturbing and gross but they do run and they love the beach...crazy right!?? Not only that, but there is also a Alien almost "Predator-like" hunter following the girls or is it following the zombies?

I'm telling you this is one movie you don't wanna miss, It has it all!!

I love this film!!!

The acting from the zombie actors, the heads (you'll see), and the girls themselves all do a great job and really keep you in the moment of every scene. The death sequences and the visuals and pure gross out and beautifully gory and practical.

This is a zombie films so you kinda know what you are walking into but this one has a bit of a cool sci-fi 'Night of the Creeps' vibe. But I promise, this underrated Argentinian horror film will not disappoint!!

For those interested in renting or purchasing (like I did) you can on Vudu.

Demons at Dawn (2022)

Movie Review: Demons At Dawn (2022)

[5/10 · 6 December 2022]

What would you do to clear a debt?

Retired Hitman, Mickey Santini (played by Ben Silver) is drowning in it and Mob Boss ChaoFeng Mei (played by Crystal J. Huang) wants payment in full. Knowing he doesn't have the funds, she sends him on one last hit...and he'll be in the clear. Unbeknowst to him, it'll be his last...or will it? Once there, he locates his target and someone has already taken him out; unsure what do he takes refuge in the house only to be attacked and taken hostage by the supposed killer.

After being interrogated by the killer, things seem to take a strange turn for the worse as robed figures begin appearing in the darkness of night. Being a skeptic and nonbeliever in the supernatural, it takes Mickey some doing. After several unexpected events, he joins forces with his new friend Charlotte (played by Amber Doig-Thorne) whom have taken refuge inside the house to fight the daemonic forces and to survive till dawn.

The buildup of the story and how the finale comes to a head is cooly done, especially when Levi (played by Chris Sanders) comes in and takes the reins.

The plot of the film reminds of one of my favourite UK films, Ben Wheatley's 'Kill List' but on a micro budget and beautifully shot.

The visual effects (ie. Fog, the Interior, & etc.) are class and proper done very natural looking. The special effects, to be honest some worked really well; some you could tell the actors were wearing masks, but the costumes and the gothic decorations kept you in the illusion of the film.

The actors themselves did a wonderful job, aside from a few that could use more work in front of the camera but you could tell that everyone was having a blast and enjoying themselves which is the important part. The camera work and the colours and the way you see England with the cinematography is awe inspiring.

The film was directed by Randy Kent and written by Chris Sanders. Chris has written and directed several other feature films that he has collaborated with Kent. Some of these films include: the upcoming 'Werewolf Cabal', 'The Haunted Studio', and 'Bring Me A Skin For Dancing In'.

Demons at Dawn is Available to watch on Tubi for all of those interested.

The Sawyer Massacre (2022)

Movie Review: The Sawyer Massacre (2022)

[7/10 · 6 December 2022]

In 1974, Tobe Hooper and Kim Henkel created a unknown masterpiece that has earned the title among horror fans as one of "The Most Horrifying Horror Films Ever Made". The film also made its villian, a Horror Icon. The name "Leatherface" is now synonymous to the likes of the Universal Monsters, Hammer Horrors, and the like. Nothing like this had ever been seen before on the big screen, such brutality and depravity without thought or remorse.

Over the years there has been sequels, reboots, and even the fans have joined in and shown their love of the saw. This one fan goes by the name of Steve Merlo. He is a first time director and a huge fan of the series. This isn't just any ordinary fan film, this is what he likes to call an "Unofficial Prequel to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre" and this reviewer has to agree. You can tell he has put his heart and soul into this project, now there will be grey areas that I will have some objections to but you can tell that from the opening credits that Mr. Merlo is one to watch and that he a a true fanboy of the genre.

The film opens up, introducing us to the man that will be called "LEATHERFACE" but brutality that foreshadows future events as well as the wolves that are disguised as sheep leading the others to their bloody demise are the true monsters of this tale...

The year is 1965, the day is June 30th. Jimmy, Gene, and Brent (played by Jordan O' Neal, Bryley Bell, and Jordan Fortiz) are three friends who take a weekend trip to the Texas countryside, in desperate need of escapism from city life and tragedy. Upon arrival of Brent's isolated cabin, the boys realize they need supplies and food. During their trek to pick up supplies, they meet two sisters who have purchased a home not too far from where they are staying. The older sister, Loraine (played by Alicia Jade) and the younger and more adventurous sister, Alison (is played by Nika Louw) befriend the three youths over the weekend as they decide to spend time together.

This is where their weekend of fun in the sun turns into a nightmare of hellish proportions, as they meet Drayton, Grandpa, The "Schizo", a new family member "Rex" and ultimately "Leatherface".

In between all the happening there are various people introduced that are meat fodder, some have a bit or spirit but ultimately, they are in the film to be used as "food".

Under the guise of food and camping supplies, Rex is able to decieve his victims through disinformation and guide them into their lair of blooth and metal teeth. Once there, the group of strangers must team up and out wit their captors or become part of the body count that is "The Sawyer Massacre"...

Rex (played by William Instone) does an amazing job as the main Antagonist in the film, you can tell he likes to get dirty for his roles and really get into character. The actor who played Drayton (Bill Houskeeper), I personally feel he was miscast just mainly due to Jim Siedow's build and personality in the 1974 film. That being said, his acting was very well done. The Schizo (played by Vitor Parachini) that is another one who I thought did a wonderful job and really understood the character he was portraying. Scotty Parkin who donned the dead skin mask, portrayed "Leatherface" in a way that would have made Gunnar, Dan and Bill proud.

The music and the sound effects were top notch and really added to the ambiance and the creep factor. You could feel the dread in the air in several scenes, it was quite forthcoming and unsettling. The gore effects weren't over the top nor were they in your face, which is a good thing, Merlo and crew made sure that that when setting up the brutality and the death house that is was just uncomfortable enough to make the viewers uneasy just like hooper and henkel did in the original classic. Everything in this film was done with love and precision and from a fan's perspective, meaning if you are looking and listen carefully there are several "Easter Eggs" in the film that cover the entire TCM franchise.

This was an indiegogo film project that has a runtime of 1:33:42 and it should be honoured as part of the TCM canon. I think Merlo and Team made something that would have made both Tobe and Kim proud.

Orphan: First Kill (2022)

Movie Review: Orphan: FIRST KILL (2022)

[8/10 · 9 September 2022]

In 2009, the world was introduced to a young 11-year-old Isabelle Fuhrman, who before this was an unknown in an indie film called "Hounddog". Noone had any idea the innocent looking child that walked through that audition door, was going to scare so many people and so many families.

Her performance was so chilling and terrifying that is caused a total uproar with the Congressional Coalition on Adoption Institute, which in turn made Warner Bros. End up including a pro-adoption PSA on the DVD release of the movie, advising viewers to consider adopting a child.

Not many realize that this film was based on a actual casefile involving 3 women. Barbora Skrlová who was the inspiration for ESTHER and the two sisters Klara & Katerina Mauerova.

Life is always more terrifying than fiction, that being said let's talk about how life imitates art...

When the film opens up, we are introduced to a teacher who is replacing a former employee at the Saarne Institute in an Estonian Mental Hospital. This is also when we meet Leena Klammer, who eventually takes on the Moniker of Esther. The two met during a lockdown, on which Leena has gone missing but the art teacher finds her and tries to befriend her as she is taken back to her cell.

It's at this time that Leena's (Esther) psychological and medical issues are addressed at the beginning so to those who has NOT SEEN the original film, watch that first before seeing this film otherwise you won't be able to enjoy them in the order they were meant to be seen.

We then cut to the scene which is the catalyst of all the chaos that is FIRST KILL, as she then makes an escape to the states as a kidnapped American child. This leads The Albright Family to come to Russia and claim their lost daughter, "Esther". But something about Esther is off, but the family isn't sure just what. The family matriarch was played by the talented Julia Stiles (The Omen (2006), Dexter), she brings her character to some next level acting in this film. Hiro Kanagawa who played Detective Donnan and Rossif Sutherland (Possessor) both did fantastic jobs and brought a lot of depth to the film and did exactly what they needed to do, entertain us.

There is a serious twist in this film that you will NOT SEE coming, and when it happens it's like a punch to the gut! It's a total game changer for the film. The kills are more brutal and violent in this film, which is great for us gore hounds, the craziness of Esther is still there from the original; I'd even say she pushes the boundaries a bit in this one, and the best part that I liked was the director, William Brent Bell (The Boy, Brahms: The Boy 2) paid so much attention to details as he ties together the little things from the first film to this film. Even though they changed the family name from Sullivan to Albright which was a big WTF moment for me, I could overlook that because the acting was so good. The atmosphere, the camerawork, the writing, the brilliant brutality of all of the kill scenes you could see that both Fuhrman (who was an associate producer in the film) and William Brent Bell both really cared about bringing this character back to life and they did it with class.

14 years later, this 11-year-old is now 24 and is still playing a 9-year-old... We all wonder how they can pull it off without the help of CGI?

When asked, Bell explained "For me it's like, we know the secret of the first film, so the fun of bringing Isabelle Fuhrman back into the role - which was a whole process to get approved - that is a challenge in and of itself. And likewise, not doing modern CGI... I mean, we use digital, we use CGI to help us... but not to create her at all. It's all old school techniques: forced perspective, camera angles, where we put the light."

I for one am pleased they went back and did this; I think it was a fine horror prequel even though there were a few loopholes that I picked up on and some things I felt they could improve upon I seriously enjoyed the film and as I told Bell earlier "You made a beautifully brutal prequel that is so obviously needed in this day and age of horror. Thank You for staying true as possible to the original film."

If you haven't yet seen it, its streaming on Paramount+ alongside the original film which will be playing until the end of September.

The Devil's Rock (2011)

Movie Review - The Devil's Rock (2011)

[7/10 · 15 May 2022]

Let me start off by saying there ISN'T enough good Nazi horror movies which involve zombies & daemons. Thankfully, this film not only goes for the throat with a nice touch of gore, but the suspense was definitely well written and executed. Starting with the opening sequence involving a land mine which had me on the edge of my seat and definitely set the mood for the film. This movie was filmed in New Zealand (Home of BRAINDEAD genius Peter Jackson) and as most of you know those damn kiwis know how to make a horror movie.

The film takes place on the eve of D-Day, June 5, 1944 in the early morning hours before the opening of the invasion. A two man commando team consisting of Captain Ben Grogan (Craig Hall) and Sergeant Joseph Tane (Karlos Drinkwater) use kayaks to infiltrate the beach. They land on the one of the Channel Islands which are supposedly occupied by the German Army. Their mission is to sabotage installations that reside on the beaches creating a distraction from the actual landings.

Once they arrive on the beachhead, they encounter something that takes them off guard. The German patrols on the island aren't active and strange screams echo in the early morning dawn from the German's main bunker.

As, the plot continues....we find out that the Führer has invoked daemonic forces to help with his campaign to win the war.

This film focuses alot on the magickal aspect of the SS and their occult practices. The actors in the film play beautifully off of each other, this also has alot to do with good writing & the faux realism of props from that time era. The special efx are quite impressive, especially when the finale of the film comes full circle. The actress Gina Varela who plays host to the daemonic force in the film really plays it up and pulls no punches. The film has a few nice twists in it, many complain about the ending. I myself loved the way it ended, in fact I chuckled a bit when I realized what was being done.

This film also has a extra scene mid credits so be sure to stay on & look for it.

On a personal note: This film reminds me of a daemonic version of another Nazi War themed horror film entitled: THE BUNKER, which is another great film. If you haven't seen it, it's also a must add to your movie queue.

Morbius (2022)

Movie Review: MORBIUS (2022)

[7/10 · 24 April 2022]

In October of 1971, the anti-hero then villain Morbius was debuted in The Amazing Spider-Man #101. This is when the world was introduced to Dr. Michael Morbius who over the years has developed quite the following, even when teaming up with Spidey, Blade, Dr. Strange and many others but eventually returning to his darker roots. This introduced the world to one of the most brutal killers that ever graced the MARVEL pages, from 1974-75 he would get his own book and over a period of 16 years would be a guest in various books up until 1993. The summer of '93 "Rise of the Midnight Sons" crossover story arc which ran for 32 issues reintroduced the world to his vampiric charm.

Now we fast forward to 2022, where superheroes are a dime a dozen but still have the going power to fill seats. As Vampire films are a popular sub category in the horror genre, it seems that Morbius will fit right in as a multifaceted superhero feature, sadly only as a PG-13 entry and running at 104 minutes. After my first initial viewing, I was excited to see one of my favourite characters come to life on the big screen but, after a second watch I did notice not one or two but several discrepancies that bordered on "camp". I also had some issues with his origins and even a slight bit confusing post scene which I will address without taking anything way from the film itself.

Dr. Michael Morbius, is played by noneother than the multi-talented indie film favourite Jared Leto who is in his first ever big budget starring role. Leto who is also a vampire enthusiast, also plays the dual role of a producer in the film as well. Another star of the film is noneother than "The Doctor" himself, Matt Smith (Doctor Who & The Crown) who plays Morbius' best friend "Milo". Jared Harris known for his roles in such TV and Film hits as (Sherlock Holmes and The Crown) plays Dr. Emil Nicholas who helped raise and care for both "Milo" and Morbius during their early years. Adria Arjona plays his fiancée and lab assistant, Martine Bancroft. The film starts out with a much older Morbius in South America seeking the cure for his illness, which involves a plethora of vampire bats and a blade across the palm. Its a quick intro, which I personally thought should have been placed elsewhere in the film. We are then introduced to a young Michael Morbius, sick and bedridden. This is also where his life takes a turn when he meets his new bed fellow "Milo", who becomes his best friend. During this time, we begin to see the brilliance that young Morbius has even though his illness is a major influence he pushes on through the bullying and the isolation. His friendship with "Milo" blossoms until he is taken to a school for the gifted, the two stay in touch as Michael continues learning and slowly becomes a highly respected and Nobel Prize-winning biologist specializing in the field of human and animal biology with a medical degree in hematology. By this time, he has been introduced to the beautiful and equally brilliant , Martine Bancroft who works alongside him trying to find the cure that is slowly killing both Michael and "Milo". As the story drives on, a cure seems to be close at hand ergo we sync back up to the opening sequence and are now all caught up with the origin of how and why.

Now, once the action kicked in...the Vampire in me smiled and began to get invested. The CGI was done well, although I am a fan of practical effects I feel that they nailed the look and the mannerisms of Morbius as "The Living Vampire". The Venom-isque fighting scenes were cool to see but I think they relied too much on the CGI for the vampire sequences and should have focused more on Leto's performance and allowed the audience to see where he wanted to take us the viewers. Something else that as a horror fan that I personally got a kick out of was the "easter eggs" from different classic vampire films that were placed throughout the film. I think the villain even though he was created especially for the film, was a bit too campy. He did have his moments and had a cool vampire look.

I personally feel the backstory was rushed, especially the childhood and the exclusion of certain characters and the addition of others was in no way needed and honestly it felt like the writers really didn't get or like the original source material. This is a dark story, it always has been and trying to make it a PG-13 when SONY and MARVEL's Deadpool had a Rated R, so why would a horror not be? The film took two years to film and they had members of Ridley Scott's team and the team who worked on the CGI for the Avengers films and it shows that there was heart put into it. And I honestly loved this film but it just rushed altogether and ends a bit short.

As I said before the end post scene that included Michael Keaton is overtly confusing (as Leto himself publicly hinted at the Sinister Six) as the original members were subdued and "converted" in "Spiderman - No Way Home". As all comic book fans know Morbius himself had NOTHING to do with the Six, so I suppose we will have to see exactly what SONY has in mind. They also poke fun at Venom at one point in the film, which was fun but weird. Its so fast, if you don't listen for it you could miss it. I personally would love to see a "Midnight Suns" Trilogy if they could team up again with MARVEL and grab some loaner characters that would make for a awesome story arc.

All in all, I enjoyed sinking my teeth into this incarnation of one of MARVEL's Anti-heroes. I have already pre-ordered my copy and you should too. Its great fun and a worthy addition to the Spidey-Verse collection as well as your horror movie Vampire collection, I mean let's face it Jared Leto makes for one badass and sexy vampire.

Retribution (1987)

Movie Review: Retribution (1987)

[7/10 · 7 November 2021]

In the film industry, its a huge rarity to have a cult classic come from a first time director, especially one who has worked strictly on TV episodes. Egyptian born, Guy Magar who started out working on such iconic television shows such as Hunter, Werewolf, The Powers of Matthew Star, and Buck Rogers had written this film which is a amalgamation of his love of revenge films, possession films, and the human condition.

Retribution was Guy's 1987 feature debut which starred Dennis Lipscomb (In the Heat of the Night, The First Power) who plays George Miller. Hoyt Axton (Gremlins) as Lt. Ashley, Suzanne Snyder (Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Return of the Living Dead Part 2) who is Angel the whore with a heart of gold, & Leslie Wing (Strangeland, High School Musical Series) who plays as Jennifer Curtis the shrink who befriends George.

The film opens up with depressed artist, played by Lipscomb who attempts suicide in front of a crowd of friends as he falls to his short lived death. At the same time, across town a underling gangster is meeting his demise at the hands of four mob bosses. The two men's lives clash as one is successfully brought back to life and rehabilitated and trying to get his life back on track and the other is nothing but murder on his mind, and with the help of his physical unsuspecting host - there will be vengeance and lots of blood.

Once George is brought back, his nightlife is plagued by nightmares involved a green eyed daemon who looks eerily familiar to the scared man. He begins seeing Dr. Curtis who tries to help, as the bodies pile up around town. This leads him into the crosshairs of Lt. Ashley who is determined to get his killer, all the while George's dysfunctional family try to play off his fears as its all in his head.

This movie is hands down one of the coolest and original films from the 80's era, from clothes, the music which includes a great score from John Carpenter Alumini - Alan Howardth. The colours used, the visual effects, and especially the brutal deaths and kill scenes really make this a film that has to be seen to be believed. Its sad that the director Guy Magar did two more direct to video films, I personally feel he was one talented voice in the horror genre who never really got his voice heard.

I was sent a LE bluray from Severin signed by both Magar and Howardth and was able to enjoy not just the film but the added bonus features as well. Which included some in depth and BTS stories from the set and about the film itself, Suzanne Snyder, Mr. Howardth, and several others all of which were short but informative and well worth the watch.

Another cool bonus was BINGO: Student Short By Guy Magar. This 3 disc LE release also included the Score written by Alan Howardth himself as well as the rare UNCUT Dutch version of the film!!

If you are a fan of 80's possession/revenge films then this is definitely one not to miss!!!

Santa Maria Mother of God HELP ME!

Halloween Kills (2021)

Movie Review: HALLOWEEN KILLS (2021)

[5/10 · 30 October 2021]

In 1978, a 6 year old by the name of Michael Myers killed his teenage sister Judith in cold blood. This introduced the world to one of the most brutal killers that ever lived. He would stay institutionalized until his 23rd birthday where he attacked several young teens, after his escape 17 years later exactly on Halloween night. The only survival was that of a young Laurie Stode (played by genre icon, Jamie Lee Curtis). He was eventually found and taken back into custody that same horrible night.

This takes us to 40 years later, when a now 63 year old Michael Myers who is now under the care of Dr. Loomis' former student Dr. Sartain who has his own agenda. The same day when two young reporters come by for their thesis on the infamous killer, he escapes once again and goes on a brutal killing spree where no one is safe leading up to his possible demise at the hands of The Strode Family.

Laurie and her family escape with battle wounds which take Laurie to Haddonfield Hospital, with the idea of Myers' death she rests comfortably. Unbeknowst that he escapes due to the local firefighters who all meet death that night of the form of the "Boogeyman" who continues he trek of terror as the community rests and enjoys their holiday gatherings. Hours seem to pass as Tommy (Anthony M. Hall), Lindsey (reprising her role from 1978 - Kyle Richards), Marion (another Halloween alumni played by Nancy Stephens), and Lonnie (played by Robert Longstreet) a few who also were witnessed to that horrible night enjoy drinks and company at a local bar. That gathering of spirits and fun is soon to be interrupted when the news of his escape and the fire drenched Strode house hit the media. Thus slowly turning the town into a lynch mob, who decide that they will take Michael Myers out themselves.

The night continues as Michael evades the mob and the local police, the death toll continues which include children, the elderly, and several others. The kills are some of the better ones in the series.

The finale of the film seems to have a underlying message about mob mentality, which leads the townspeople to have mano e mano with Michael which doesn't end well. The cliffhanger of the ending leaves us wondering what exactly will end when...Halloween Ends??

The cinematography and the directing was quite superior to its 2018 counterpart, thus making this one of the better films in the discombobulated series. The addition to having the band GHOST in the soundtrack was a sick addition and a very cool surprise whilst watching the credits.

I now will address the unneeded and ridiculousness that leave many of us fans squirming in our seats. First off some of the dialogue is really badly written and badly timed as well, it'll make you laugh out loud its so bad. If these scenes were taken out it would drastically improve the tone of the film making it the darkest one in the series.

On to the kills, the gore and visual effects are beautifully done. Some of them are quite brutal and great to watch but...some are ridiculously overdone and will give some viewers a eye roll. I say this cause what 63 year old institutionalized man is going to have the power of a muscle bound 23-30 year old, who gets up after being repeatedly stabbed and shot so much it would kill a elephant!! Let's not forget the lady who decides to fight off the "Boogeyman" with a Black and Decker steam iron (insert cringe here) Another quirk is how after a serious bout with Myers and undergoing major surgery Curtis' character is ready to get back into the fight.

There are several other moments but I'll leave those for you to decide.

Its all a bit over the top...but still fun to watch just the same.

After soaking in all that is HALLOWEEN KILLS, I'll end on this note: "Love is today and evil doesn't die tonight. Night, Night..."

Pyewacket (2017)

Movie Review: Pyewacket (2017)

[10/10 · 11 August 2021]

Very few films leave me speechless, to be honest most have been foreign horror. To name a few and to put in the same category, I would say that: Haute Tension, Baskin, Goodnight Mommy, and Martyrs definitely fit into this genre folder together.

The films stars Nicole Muñoz as Leah Reyes (Supernatural, Once Upon a Time), Laurie Holden as the Mother (TWD, The Shield) as a family who are currently suffering loss and despair due to the death of her husband. Leah copes by dabbling into the Occult and hanging out with a bad crowd. Her mother takes comfort in the "Drink". They are at a crossroads of their relationship with Mrs. Reyes decides that a "fresh Start" is needed, so they relocate to another house, much to Leah's disapproval. Its here where Leah's coping takes a dark turn and ends up affecting everyone's lives especially that of Leah, herself.

The film is filmed with dark colours, and a brooding and angry soundtrack which keeps the dark element of atmosphere constant throughout the entire film. There isn't a single moment of comfortability during the 1h 30min that is Pyewacket. The exterior photography and the camera angles really shine and creates the perfect mood this Occult thriller.

The writing and dialogue is so well written, the storyline has a such a great premises, and the scares therein aren't cannon fodder, they hit and hit hard. I cannae say how much I enjoyed this movie. Its ending is a punch to the gut and definitely stays with you, a true gem in the indie film circuit.

What makes this film so disturbing and so impactful is that this could happen, ANYWHERE. The writer/director really knows his craft when creating believability and horror in familiar and safe surroundings.

If you haven't check out another of his films that I also have enjoyed in the past, BACKCOUNTRY (2014)

Underwater (2020)

Movie Review: UNDERWATER (2020)

[10/10 · 30 April 2020]

This is the first film to come from Disney's 20TH Century Fox Merger and in my personal opinion this definitely has a franchise possibility to it. First off let me say, this film has nothing original to it. But, what it does have is a amazing amalgamation of various horror and sci-fi films placed therein and it works! While watching this I noticed a variety of great films which were brilliantly homage'd (ie. "GODZILLA"'s opening credits, The claustrophobia of "ALIEN", The dread of "EVENT HORIZON", and the creatures are definitely something out of "THE DECENT" and a H.P. Lovecraft story) all in a pitch black underwater setting.

Speaking of Lovecraft, many who know his writings know that its readers have a word for the cosmic horrors. That word is "Lovecraftian", interesting enough the company in the film is called "Tian Industries". There is a quote where the IA in the film says "Welcome to Tian Industries we have big things in store for you." In many Lovecraft stories, there are Cults or Followers which purposely try to "Awaken" their gods and there is a slight hint of that in this film if you look closely enough.

The drilling facility in the film they are on is called "The Kepler" and as I write this review in the news there is a The distant world, known as Kepler-88, which is the most massive in the star system, which contains two other planets, according to a study published in The Astronomical Journal. It orbits its star every four years in an elliptical, or egg-shaped, path. According to "Cultists" there is always a moon cycle as well as an alignment of stars that lead to the "Awakening of the Elder gods".

The film is like a gnarly roller coaster. It barely gives you a chance to get comfortable in your seat before it sends you into a explosive and intense opening sequence. From the 5 minute mark until the credits roll, this film is a nonstop anxiety driven monster.

The acting is well done, the underwater cinematography is top notch. The pacing is breakneck fast and done perfectly and the writing is great especially since the writing team of Adam Cozad and Brian Duffield are still new to the film community. The director William Eubank is also new to the scene with only three films under his belt, I thought he did an amazing job bringing forth the intensity and bringing Lovecraft back to the big screen. Those who are "Lovecraftian" fans like myself will simply love the creature and visual effects in this underwater monster romp.

The film has a great cast which includes Kristen Stewart who plays Norah. She has always been a "wooden" actress in most popular opinion, but then again so is George Clooney. In this film, I think she shows the best emotion and really shows her acting chops. I really enjoyed her performance, she is really good at playing stoic strong women and it shows.

Vincent Cassel known for "Le pacte des loups", "Irreversible" & "Black Swan" plays Captain Lucien carries his charisma throughout in this film and he really helps the film's intensity.

T.J. Miller known for being the comedic relief in most films, some of which are "Ready Player One" and the "Deadpool" films. TJ plays Paul Abel and his contribution to the film helps add levity to the anxiety driven scenes which are constant throughout the film.

John Gallagher Jr., Jessica Henwick, and Mamoudou Athie also star in this underrated underwater horror film that will keep you on the edge of your seat and your anxiety through the roof.



UNDERWATER comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray on May 6th. A 4K copy has yet to be announced as of yet.

The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

REVIEW: The Curse of La Llorona (2019)

[1/10 · 26 August 2019]

Well, I finally got around to watching this and there is zero backstory on Marie aka La Llorona which really takes away from the film. Not really sure why the reasoning behind this, but they tied THIS film into the ANNABELLE series which kinda doesn't make much sense but is a nice treat for those who love that spinoff of 'The Conjuring'. There was a couple of creepy scenes if you wanna call them that but there was nothing scary and there was a few bits of humour thrown in near the end for good measure. It seemed like they were trying from the jump scares too often and they showed too much of the ghost instead leaving the darkness and the imagination to scare the audience in my opinion.

I can say is worth a rental and a one-time watch.

If you want to see a good horror film worthy about La Llorona: The Wailer 2 (2007)

Halloween (I) (2018)

Movie Review: Halloween (2018) Please Read....

[6/10 · 25 February 2019]

The word Halloween has become synonymous with Michael Myers to horror fans around the world. Death was born in 1978 with imagination and care of John Carpenter and Debra Hill. In 1981, they continued his night of terror which ended with him and his doctor fighting to the death in a fiery hospital blaze.

Throughout the years, the fans were left wanting more. Not many know this fact but, originally the HALLOWEEN series was meant to have a new tale released every Halloween about a new horror, (IE. Werewolves, Vampyres, Daemons, Ghosts & Etc.) Sadly the target audience didn't understand that at the time, they wanted more Michael. This is how the now cult classic "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" came to be. The Silver Shamrock tune is quite undeniably catchy.

So over the years, various directors brought Michael back to life making him more almost zombie-like and a unstoppable killing machine. One of the highlights of the later parts of the series was though was when they decided bring back Jamie Lee Curtis' original character and kinda do a "Tommy Jarvis" trilogy thing like they did in Friday the 13th. Those films did real well with bringing everything fill circle back from 1987 to 1998.

Now, we are coming into the year 2018, and its been 40 years since the original film has come out. Here is where it gets interesting...When this new film comes out, the hardcore fans may find ALOT of familiarities and that is because every single film from the Original film to H20 have been homaged in this new film.

This new film is NOT a sequel of the original it is in fact, a standalone HALLOWEEN amalgamation of everything I have just mentioned above from HALLOWEEN 1-7. It is the BEST FAN FILM and the most expensive, because you can tell that Jeff Fradley, Danny McBride, & David Gordon Green took this into consideration as avid HALLOWEEN fans themselves which is obvious they put there complete hearts into this project.

0. The Opening sequence was the EXACT 1978 one but in reverse/ The END credits are the EXACT same.

1. They returned the Original (Nick Castle) as Michael, a aging sociopathic killer.

2. The Classroom scene Frankel's interpretation (Laurie Outside 2018) (Michael Outside 1978)

3. Bus accident transporting Michael where he escapes - (Halloween 4 1988)

4. Dinner Scene Laurie mentions she was in the honor club - (Nod to Halloween 1978)

5. Detective(1978)/Reporters(2018) walks in graveyard looks for tomb of Judith Myers

6. Gas station scene Michael kills mechanic steals his clothes and kills everyone therein and escapes - (Halloween 4 1988)

7. The couples and Halloween costume party dance- (H20 1998)

8. Three kids that are trick or treating are wearing SILVER SHAMROCK MASKS!!! - (Halloween 3 1982)

9. Falls to their "death" but evades their attacker (Laurie Outside 2018) (Michael Outside 1978)

10. Michael Ultimately burns to his death - (Halloween 2 1981) (Halloween 2018)

11. Listen carefully in the END credits....Michael breathing (Halloween 1978)

I had some beefs with the script, like I didn't like when Michael killed a child that could have been left out that did nothing to advance the story whatsoever. Although I loved the brutality and ferocity of the killings, I felt that there was some mercy there in Myers at times. To be honest, he didn't come across as menacing as he should. The new Loomis character "Dr. Sartain" played by Haluk Bilginer was in my opinion written darker than Myers but I do believe that was the intention because when you stare into the abyss, something will stare back into you.

I did like the acting of the young actress Andi Matichak, I think she has one hell of a future ahead of her. Jamie Lee Curtis as always pulled off a strong performance as Laurie, as well did Judy Greer as her daughter Karen. James Jude Courtney took over the second half of the film as the shape and put his spin on it for the fans. All in All this horror fan enjoyed this film for what it was definitely NOT a sequel NOT a reboot but a film written by fans for fans. That being said, Jeff Fradley, Danny McBride, & David Gordon Green great job!!!

ON A SIDE NOTE: JOHN & CODY CARPENTER'S SCORE KICKED SO MUCH A$$, IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!!

The Meg (2018)

Movie Review: THE MEG (2018)

[8/10 · 6 November 2018]

It was when JAWS first hit the big screen in 1975 when people everywhere became more aware and to be honest afraid of sharks, and since then the fear has increased a thousand fold. That has been both a blessing and a curse, mainly a blessing for Hollywood a curse for the latter. Since 1975, there have been over hundreds of horror films about sharks and shark attacks, 80 percent of them were let's be honest quite terrible but the ones that did stick with us, affected us. Many of us in different ways, that being said THE MEG is no different except that this is the first time EVER that we have ever had a chance to see a Megalodon shark so up close in your face without any repercussions.

The film starts off with a underwater rescue lead by Jonas Taylor (played by Jason Statham) which ultimately goes awry with the help of a unseen beast which causes the deaths of two military sub officers. We then cut to 5 years later Shanghai and we are introduced to the main cast which consists of: Bingbing Li (Resident Evil: Retribution), Cliff Curtis (Fear the Walking Dead), Ruby Rose (John Wick 2, Orange is the New Black), Robert Taylor (KONG: Skull Island) & adorable newcomer Shuya Sophia Cai who in my opinion steals the show all are lead by Hollywood funnyman (Rain Wilson) who plays Mr. Morris, the CEO of a underwater thinktank who are attempting to break a hydrothermal cloud on the ocean floor which is believed to carry more and unseen ocean life that has yet to be seen by human eyes. This expedition via sea rover is a success but once again reawakens the beast from the depths that attacked the military submarine only 5 years before. The beast not only once again destroys the underwater sea rover and releases the 75 foot Prehistoric beast from the oceanic depths and wreaks havoc on the entire seacoast of Japan.

Once we are introduced to our main characters, the film slows down quite a bit which is reminiscence of JAWS in that aspect as we see that beast but not as often, exactly like we did in the 1975 film. This also gives time for us as a audience to understand and feel for some of the characters in the film and not just have them on screen as cannon fodder as most films in this day and age do, so when they do die...their deaths mean something whether for the good or for the bad.

As I said before, after the opening sequence the film slows its burn down until about over midway up until the finale of the film. This is where THE MEG finally rears its ugly head and Japan gets a taste of AMITY BEACH love - MEG STYLE.

Obviously, this is another Statham action themed feature but its a fun romp. The action sequences featuring THE MEG are awesome to watch. In my opinion where the film really shines is the underwater scenes, they are beautifully shot no matter what format you watch it in. The visual effects in this film are fun to see and really the only way you'll ever see a Carcharodon Megalodon on the big screen after all.

For those that love shark films, now I will say this, it won't scare you in fact I don't think its meant to. It comes off more as a fun in your face popcorn flick. This film reminds me of a combination of "JAWS" & "DEEP BLUE SEA" but with a damn BIGGER shark and much more fun.

For those who didn't get a chance to see it in 3D will even get a BIGGER BETTER experience of Shark fun as it will be available on 4K, 3D, and Bluray on November 13, 2018.

The Eyes of My Mother (2016)

Movie Review: The Eyes of My Mother (2016)

[10/10 · 14 October 2018]

I've seen hardly nothing about this film, all I can say is this is a hidden gem for us horror fans. This is the directorial debut of Nicolas Pesce, who currently is working on the reboot of my favourite J-Horror film Ju-on entitled "Grudge". This films stars a cast of unknowns who have done mainly shorts or a variety of small parts in various TV and film, but in this case it pays off. Diana Agostini, Kika Magalhães really shine in this psychological horror film that is a plethora of gothic horror. The film is originally shot in black and white which truly adds to the unsettling nature of what takes place during the entire 76 minute duration. If Norman Rockwell and Edward Gein had a child, it would be THIS film. This is truly Americana in its darkest form.

The film starts off with the Diana Agostini and Olivia Bond (who plays a younger Francisca) as her mom was teaching her how to surgically remove eyeballs from the cows, which is quite a disturbing start but it leads the audience into the person she is to become in her later years. Francisca lived isolated on a farmhouse with just her mother and father, cut off from society alot like Gein was when he was growing up. She and her mother were quite close, this closeness effects her as you will see, especially in later scenes. Their close knit bond suddenly comes to a end at the hands of a stranger, allow me to say that this scene is particularly disturbing and resonates with both the audience as well with young Francisca. This act of violence leads the young girl unbeknowningly down a dark path, as she learns about life, love, and death in her own dark way.

Years later and now a mature and beautiful woman played by Kika Magalhães, she tries to coexist with society with some horrifying results. The violence in this film is shielded by the lack of colour of the film but that in no way shields the viewer from the horrors and brutality that take place on screen. There is lots of on screen violence and some disturbing imagery that follows all the way until the abrupt and shocking ending.

This film shows the death of innocence and the birth of a monster as it unfolds before your very eyes. This is not your typical horror genre piece this is definately a indie film that will stick with you long after the credits roll.

A Quiet Place (2018)

Movie Review: A Quiet Place (2018)

[10/10 · 15 September 2018]

Every now and then a film comes along and blows you away, this is that film. This film was written and directed by the star of 'The Office' John Krasinski, this film is his sophomore effort but his debut into the horror genre. I personally feel he has found his niche and look forward to seeing more from him in the near future. The writing, the casting, the direction and the cinematography are damn near perfect for this reviewer.

The film stars Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Millicent Simmonds, Noah Jupe, and Cade Woodward as "The Abbott Family" who must live in pure silence and communicate through sign language as the creatures that now live amongst and hunt them have highly ultra-sensitive hearing.

The film is almost completely void of dialogue, most of the sounds and noises you hear come from the creatures and nature itself which in turn adds even more to the fear aspect of the film. The family dynamic is written so well, that you deeply relate and truly feel for these people when they are dealing with all of the trials of their apocalyptic surroundings and its inhuman inhabitants. You cheer, you get angry, you almost weep for these people due to how well they are written, it is truly a great film.

The film has one of the most intense opening sequences I have seen in a long time. I haven't felt such tension and dread in a film since I last saw the French horror 'Haute Tension'.

The opening starts off with a slow build and then without giving any quarter kickstarts into a massive derailed train and doesn't let up and continues throughout the entire film. Its a roller coaster ride of 100% pure intensity, it hardly ever lets you catch your breath. What I enjoyed about the film is the way it doesn't start from the beginning and explain or show too much. It picks up during the aftermath and focuses on the survivors and how they are living and surviving and dare I say co existing with "them". Something else that I haven't seen ever in a horror film was a deaf lead character, that was smart writing. It was also something the hearing impaired horror fans could enjoy and relate to as well.

Something else that was also refreshing and always makes for a great horror film and the director knew that and followed through, was the fact you never see the creatures you only see glimpses and hear them. This continues on until about halfway and when he finally allows the viewer to see the beasts...what a payoff, they are well worth it. There is also a scientific and realistic approach to their way of fighting the creatures, as well as how they seem to adapt and survive in the wasteland which adds to the believability of their situation. I can't emphasize enough on just how the tension is built, it truly is the highlight of the film and keeps you on the edge of your seat until the epic finale of the film.

The Nun (2018)

Movie Review: The Nun (2018)

[7/10 · 14 September 2018]

I just got back from seeing what I thought would be a great and scary addition to THE CONJURING series, especially considering how they introduced her charcater in the second entry in the franchise. Even though the nun herself was a fictional figure it was definately one of the great scare points of the second film. That being said, I was looking forward to her first stand alone film, I even had high hopes when I heard that Corin Hardy was directing it & James Wan was attached.

Corin Hardy wrote and directed 'The Hallow' back in 2015 which was a great original piece of horror cinema. That wasn't the case in this film, Hardy only directed which was a waste due to his writing talent would have benefitted this film.

The writing was the only problem I had with this film, it had some great elements of dread in it as well as great theological aspects to add to the story. The characters were introduced and were placed nicely and were cast in my opinion perfectly, but for a film that carries such horror and dread the humour was spread a bit much so much in fact that it detoured and took away from the horror of the film. Speaking of the horror or I should say lack of, that was another issue I had problems with...that being said:

The film starts off superbly atmospheric and very dark, as you would expect considering who the film is about. It opens in the mountains of Romania in 1952, the dilapidated gothic nunnery is where we are introduced to two nuns who willing unleash THE NUN'S unholy wrath for some reason which we are never explained. This ritual leads to the death and suicides of the two women which attracts the attention of the Catholic Church who send off a investigator - Father Burke (played by Demián Bichir of Dom Hemingway) and a postulant, which is a nun who has yet to take her vows - Sister Irene (played by AHS's Taissa Farmiga). Once in Romania, they meet our comedy aspect of the film "Frenchie" (played by Jonas Bloquet of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets) who is the young man who accompanies them into the so-called pit of hell which sadly never rears its ugly face. Thankfully, we are blessed with the return of Bonnie Aarons (who originally played The Nun in the Conjuring 2), sadly though her part is short due to we don't see much in her in the film but the scenes that she is in she does her best as a daemonic nun that we all loved so much. I feel that they focused more on the other characters and not the nun as much as they should have.

Another thing was the various cliched jump scares and the humour that sorely was not needed, like I said before the film itself could have been a full on in your face scarefest but it was as if the writer wanted to play it safe. I will say this there is a nice lil twist about midway that was somewhat enjoyable and added much to the film, but the ending once again was textbook and downplayed. There was so much potential and direction that the film could have gone in, THE NUN could have been another horror icon of this generation...

Sadly, she'll never wear her habit again....unless you watch The Conjuring 2.

The Shape of Water (2017)

Movie Review: The Shape of Water (2017)

[10/10 · 7 March 2018]

Guillermo del Toro is one of the greatest filmmakers of the past 20 years, his resume is nothing but amazing. Del Toro has written and directed so many cinematic greats ranging from his video game contributions to his TV and feature length films.

The Shape of Water is no different than his other amazing features. This film has been referenced as the "unofficial" sequel to "The Creature from the Black Lagoon" and this reviewer must agree. Visually and story wise this film is beautiful in every aspect. Del Toro nailed it with this film, it not only has the horror element but it also brings the romantic and dramatic element as well which appeases the cinephile in all of us. This film creates a time warp bringing the audience back into the 1960's by paying tribute to early Argento with the individual colour schemes, as well as bringing back the feel of the old school films that many nowadays have almost forgotten.

The acting in Del Toro's film have always been top notch, this film is no exception. The casting of this film is nothing short of amazing, starting with Sally Hawkins and Octavia Spencer who without this film couldn't have been a success that it was. Both women made Oscar winning performances, especially Ms. Hawkins who didn't speak a hardly a line of dialogue and alongside monster master Doug Jones made a truly romantic match in cinematic heaven. Richard Jenkins was also an amazing support cast member to this story. Michael Shannon could not have been cast better, he has such a way about bringing villains to life on the big screen. Shannon and Jones are such amazing actors and in my opinion should have gotten more screen time.

Everything down to the set decorations, the music, the cinematography couldn't have been better. This film was so much more than a monster movie...it was a romantic drama as well with a splash of the old school flare than many filmmakers nowadays have forgotten about.

If you haven't gotten a chance to see this film, do yourself a favour and buy this film on DVD or 4K I promise you, you won't regret it.

Annabelle: Creation (2017)

Movie Review: Annabelle: Creation (2017)

[2/10 · 24 October 2017]

This flick couldn't decide whether it wanted to be a haunted doll movie, a haunted house movie, or a killer kid movie. Also, I noticed a timeline oopsy from this film and the "original" conjuring opening sequence. Zero scares, but there was some WTF creep factor moments.

To me the best thing was when they gave her a doll and took the picture together (because, if you know the true case file "Annabelle" was a raggedy ann doll).

Also, I know they are doing a spin off of the "fictional" nun character from The Conjuring 2, but what in God's green earth does that have to do with this film!!???

If you are afraid of dolls, or a millennium...you'll enjoy it or love it!!!! Other wise skip it!!

Cult of Chucky (2017)

Movie Review: Cult of Chucky (2017)

[7/10 · 3 October 2017]

Let me start off by saying that the "Chucky" craze has been around for a long time, "Chucky" has gone through several changes over the years a lot like "Fred Krueger". They both started out as terrifying entities but over time sorta turned into demented blood crazed comedians, but throughout they always had their saving grace as horror icons. That being said, Child's Play 1-3 created a stone cold killer made from plastic, after the original trilogy he became a somewhat parody of himself...until now.

Cult of Chucky returns our favourite killer doll back to his darker roots but still embedded within is the dark humour that us horror fans smile at amidst all his gory glory.

The film opens up with fan favourite (Alex Vincent) as Andy Barclay, who was seen in the end credits of Curse who is now a mature young man still fighting with his daemons. Whilst on a date played by beautiful (Allison Dawn Doiron), things escalate and send us to a brief but fantastically twisted opener. The first eight minutes of this film is one of the best opening sequences since the original classic film.

Once the credits start we fans see a beautifully edited montage of footage from all the 'Child's Play' films that we all grew up with which lead us into the mind's eye of one of the sole survivors of 'Curse' Nica Pierce (played by Fiona Dourif, daughter of "Chucky"). We find her now institutionalized and trying to come to terms with the murders with the help Dr. Foley, (played by Michael Therriault) who convinced she is improving sends her to a minimum security ward which entails a unholy reunion with everybody's favourite serial killer. Still somewhat convinced she was more involved with the murders than "Chucky" she still fights these doubts as the killings start back up again with the arrival of a therapeutic Good Guy Doll.

The visuals are beautifully shot, as is the tension. There are also some nicely placed cameos therein which add to the storyline, more than just fan candy. The death scenes contain some nice throwbacks to some of the brutality of the original films as well as adding some gratuitous gore of the gorehounds that are fans of the series.

There have been mixed reviews mainly due to the change of Good Guy Mythos. These mythos are explained as the film picks up to its shocking finale as well as Director Don Mancini mentioned before that there will be more 'Child's Play' films and these new changes will be a part of the new vision in the franchise.

In short, "Chucky" IS BACK and ready to play!!!!

Don't Knock Twice (2016)

Movie Review: Don't Knock Twice (2016)

[7/10 · 11 July 2017]

This film stars (Halloween & Battlestar Beauty) Katee Sackhoff as Jess, a sculptor with a somewhat troubled past. Lucy Boynton (from NETFLIX's I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House) as her rebellious and estranged teenage daughter.

The opens up as Jess and her husband Ben played by Wales native, Richard Mylan are working on rekindling Jess' relationship with her troubled young teenage daughter, Chloe. After another unsuccessful attempt, the film follows Chloe's teenage angst with her boyfriend Danny as they unknowingly awaken a daemonic force by playing a childhood game.

This escalates a series of disturbing events which lead to Chloe coming back into Jess' life. Jess unknowingly tries to help her daughter as she is soon to be dragged into Chloe's personal Hell. Both women soon must try to solve the mystery and save their own lives with the help of a local detective (played by Nick Moran of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels & Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 1 & 2) who seems to have certain inside details of a previous case that includes Chloe and the Daemon Witch.

Now, many will think that the creature in this film is CGI... I assure you the creature actor in this film will disturb you like no other. The BABA YAGA is played by none other than the amazing Javier Botet (known for IT, The Conjuring 2, The REC Series, Mama & many more!!)

The story originates from real life urban legend which to my knowledge has never been done before in cinematic form. This IFC film is something quite new and incorporates a evil as old as time. Not many films have used the BABA YAGA as a antagonist. This film shows the evil that is exactly that, but without giving too much away. Too many horror films seem to go for showing the creature full on to the audience leaving NOTHING to the imagination. This UK film understands the complexity and the simplicity of going just far enough for the target audience, so when the scares kick in, they are appreciated and used to their full extent.

If you haven't seen this film, I recommend you add this film to your collection. IFC has another great horror film on their hands and Caradog James has brought to life another great horror icon.

I Love MacKenzie Reynolds (2016)

Film Short Review: I Love Mackenzie Reynolds (2016)

[6/10 · 3 May 2017]

The new film short from STUDIO 605, I Love Mackenzie Reynolds is directed by Brandon Prewitt. Its written by V.A. Bennett who also happens to be the main star in the film. I gotta start by saying the video and the audio for this ranks high on the quality professional look.

STUDIO 605 rushed into the horror scene back in 2013 when they released 'The Campground' to the horror community. Since then, they have released several feature films as well as other film shorts taking the scene by storm. This short is another example of why they are being recognized for their talents.

The basic synopsis: A heartbroken man explains why he does what he does for the woman he loves... but with deadly consequences.

The film sorta had a vibe of sorts ala' shallow grave and good fellas, mainly from "V.A.'s monologue scenes". Every actor involved in this project brought to life a grim reality to the social commentary of the downfall of youth in this film. In every scene, the build up is so well done. The surprise ending comes totally comes unexpected, it'll blow its audience away. It's beautifully shot, written and most of all damn great direction by Mr. Prewitt.

Both V.A. and Brandon need to work on more projects together cause this is a great start of things to come for STUDIO 605.