mapj-52311 Reviews

The Dead Files (2011– )

Barely entertaining

[2/10 · 19 October 2021]

Steve the detective, finds some interesting info on the properties. That's the only reason I've given this show any stars. Amy Allen on the other hand is predictable and incredibly dramatic. She tends to follow the same "script " of "readings" in every investigation. She never speaks in absolutes, it's always possibly, potentially, maybe... there is am episode where she speaks of children sitting on the stairs, she describes where they are on the stairs and in the same breath she says I think there's 2 smaller people. I'm getting there's 2. Well is there or isn't there? She claimed to see them and yet, left the door open for alternative opinions. Most of her readings are this way. Plus her "revealing" discussions at the end of the show, tends to change, just enough to support or fit what Steve finds. It's not a show I can take seriously in any way.

Passage to Mars (2016)

Woooooowwww this is so BORING!

[1/10 · 11 September 2021]

I have an avid interest in in understanding how the training is achieved. But this is unbelievably boring. The narrator has one slow monotone throughout the entire film. The intro takes almost 12 minutes and has more credits, than any other film I've ever seen in my life. The people in the room "watching" this film were so bored, they kept stretching and trying to stay awake. Eventually they started talking to each other and completely ignored the movie. Very disappointed.

Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021)

1 star is a stretch. This is not a funny movie, at all.

[1/10 · 11 September 2021]

Everyone was bored and annoyed by the lack of a) storyline b) comedy c) substance.

I don't know if the movie creators just thought the more absurd the better, but there isn't any real comedy in the absurd-ness. Seriously waste of time. We couldn't even get half way through it. Watch it if you'd like, make your own opinion. I don't understand how this film has such high reviews and ratings.

Redirected (2014)

I don't get the high ratings either

[2/10 · 30 May 2021]

This film was pretty much boring. Didn't laugh once and felt myself looking away quite often. Not to mention most of the movie is in different languages and no subtitles, so you're basically lost throughout the movie. You can gather what's going on, but I think the audience misses a lot of the storyline. The over the top cliche parts are borderline cringe worthy.

Terror at Bigfoot Pond (2020)

OMG please don't subject yourself to this.

[1/10 · 14 November 2020]

Wow, one of the worst B films I've ever seen. Seriously long intro with the WORST freaking music. There's a very drawn out and boring skinny dipping scene, right in the beginning, where the whole group of friend's are geared up to "go skinny dipping!" And then they all just stand there awkwardly in the water. It's such an unnecessary scene. Really wish I would have stopped watching there. But no, I had to continue on to see the HORRIBLE Halloween of a Bigfoot costume. This is a film not worth the time to watch it.

Unsubscribe (II) (2020)

Don't have high expectations

[4/10 · 14 October 2020]

This is a dry comedy of Youtubers "creativity process". The acting isn't horrible and the jokes are mild. But its not completely cringeworthy either. The platform I watched this on, had it listed as a horror movie. LET ME BE CLEAR, IT'S NOT! No idea why it would be listed as horror flick. Its mildly entertaining at best.

Gun Shy (2017)

It's pretty funny and entertaining.

[8/10 · 12 March 2020]

Don't understand why it has such a low rating. It's really entertaining and pretty funny. The laughs caught me by surprise most of the time. Give it a chance and form your own opinion.

Child's Play (2019)

NOPE

[2/10 · 25 June 2019]

Not scary... not funny. Not clever, I don't understand why they call it child's play. Besides the dumb thing looking like chucky, there's nothing about it that's "Child's Play". I also hate when they involve animals. Left a bad taste in my mouth, I'm not a big "Child's Play" fan, but I truly hate when these movie makers change waayyy too much of the original storyline. It really kills the whole movie. Because it basically becomes a new movie that's highly influenced by the original movie it's named after. Rather than a new updated version of the story.