namikazedante Reviews

Strays (2023)

Don't believe the haters and easy offended

[10/10 · 23 March 2024]

I seriously can't understand the hate for this movie. 3 minutes into it and I'm loving it. It's funny, believable and even teach you something about toxic relationships and what real love is.

The humor is really off the top and really, really funny. I mean if you feel down and want to feel good and laugh and get caught up in a movie without political agendas and race and all that stuff that television and movies these days are trying to brainwash you with. Then this movie will be like a fresh delicious wind. It is only focus on the story and the characters in it. It didn't take long to get into the story and characters and the voice acting is really good and hilarious characers throughout the story.

So if you want to laugh and learn a little about love then this is for you !

Yellowstone: A Knife and No Coin (2022) Season 5, Episode 8

Beautiful scenery and nothing.

[1/10 · 19 March 2024]

That's what this season has been. Nothing and beautiful shots of Montana. I mean the characters doesn't make any sense at all. Beth is free to be a spoiled brat and no one is doing anything. And it's just not realistic and cringe. And Jamie... he has like tons of stuff he can put Beth in jail for but no go with the un-realistic idea of hiring a hitman or no Hit-hillbillies. Jesus Christ. For a show that is to be set in reality it sure is not a single believable character or person on the show.

And Monica? I don't even think the writers know what to do with her because she is all over the place with her ideas and where she stands. So Kayce did a walkabout or meditation in the way of her own culture and when he tells her that it will be the end of them if he stays at the ranch she is just like Naaaah come on who cares. And I still laugh about her ridiculous car ride. So if you are pregnant you stay at a house in the middle of nowhere? Not at a big ranch or at her granpha? Or in town ? This show has dropped in value and realistic character it's just a comedy. And these fights Beth has? If I was Jamie I would've smacked her down. It kinda is self-defense when a woman breaks into your home and hits you in the head with a big rock but no Jamie is a 45 year old man who for some reason can't correct that spoiled mom-killing of a brat. At this point who doesn't want Beth's character to die? She is like a mental patient that needs to be locked up and treated.

Anyway so Glad it's over. And Hopefully Yellowstone won't be back.

Yellowstone: Cigarettes, Whiskey, a Meadow and You (2022) Season 5, Episode 6

Cringe and Ranching

[5/10 · 19 March 2024]

Loved all the scenes on horseback but I am just so sick of Monica. Her seens are so cringe. She is so freaking arrogant it is just lame. So she is all knowing now? She knows best? It didn't make any sense at all for her to stay at the ranch while her son and husband rode off. But then again her car crash is in the likes of the walking dead with Laurie when she crash and flips the car on a open road with no cars.

I've had a blind eye to the writing but it is noticeable more and more how the characters are getting more and more stupid. The right thing to happen is for Betch to just fall off her horse and break her neck. I mean she is someone who really need to be put in jail.

I am glad Kevin Costner went to work on his movie instead of this because this show has been done for a while. The story for each character just gets more and more ridiculous. Like Jamie. So instead of telling someone that Beth has hold him on gunpoint and threatening to send cowboys to kill him... he kills his father? And the adoption narrative is something that I still don't believe because I think that is something the writers came up with because they had nothing more to do with Jamie.

No this show is done and I am gonna torture myself to finish the last two episodes and never watch this again.

Drive (I) (2011)

Highly overrated !

[1/10 · 12 January 2024]

All I heard about this movie was how freaking amazing it was and all that. But after honestly giving it a chance. It was stunning with the style of how it was filmed and the music and the actors but it was so overwhelmingly boring. The script doesn't bring you in and it is just mot captivating at all. I just feel I don't care one bit about the characters at all. The script is bad, really bad. I see that people are giving it a high rating because of the visuals but nope. If the script is bad then it all falls flat. Just as with a video game. The graphics can be oh my god! But the story is just crap. Then it is a bad game. And the same is with this movie. Save yourself the time and watch a good movie instead.

Ahsoka: Part Seven: Dreams and Madness (2023) Season 1, Episode 7

Star Wars has been dead for a long time.

[1/10 · 2 October 2023]

This show started off with so much potential but it just been a string of such bad writing I am just sitting there rolling my eyes and screaming at the screen.

I am not even interested anymore because Dave Filoni. Seems to think he can make Ahsoka into to Gandalf. It has been bad writing since episode 1 but the last few episodes is like laughable. I watched Rebels but I really feel for the people who hasn't. I am just more and more thinking. Where is Luke? And no nothing the characters do makes any sense. It's like a child wrote the script. But hey, at least all the females are so strong and all the men either stand and watch or are the enemy.

House of the Dragon: The Heirs of the Dragon (2022) Season 1, Episode 1

Sold !

[10/10 · 21 August 2022]

They kinda eased into it and it just got better and better. Sure some unnecessary woke moments with shots of some kid and all that.

It was better than I expected and the characters, I love em. But I got to say that Matt Smith steals the show ! And I was very surprised by Paddy Considine (The King) from posters and what not I didn't think he looked like a Targaryen but I fell into George R. R. Martins story and universe rather quickly. For me it was a great start of the show and I am already looking forward to next Sunday ! :D <3.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part VI (2022) Season 1, Episode 6

So disappointed it's laughable.

[1/10 · 22 June 2022]

A mini-series that could've been so much better if they hired competent and experienced writers and directors. Instead of hire from what gender you are. So many plot-holes it's laughable. For example; Reva for one, none of her actions in the entire show makes any sense. She was killing innocent people and now all of a sudden she doesn't want to torture and murder people? And Disney making star wars into The Last Airbender? The only good scenes were the ones they ''stole'' from what Dave Filoni already had done in the animated series and from video-games like 'Fallen Order'. I would've been happy with just the last two scenes where Obi-Wan says hello there to Luke and when Qui-Gon Jinn appears. The rest is just plain bad writing and bad acting. But hey a character doesn't die from a lightsaber stabbing to the chest if it serves bad writing and the fact that it's a way to serve Disney's gender politics right?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part IV (2022) Season 1, Episode 4

This is what we get?

[1/10 · 8 June 2022]

Yeah so this what we get when Disney have their gender political agenda. They care not for the writing, the characters or the lore.

We were promised fight scenes better than the prequels. Flashbacks with Obi-wan and Anakin. A 6 episode show about Obi-Wan. At this point it is a show about Leia and Obi-wan has a supporting role in his own show.

And in this episode they've proven how bad the writing really is. Vader is out of character because Disney need all of their women to be stunning and brave. And the moment someone give them this critique that is so obvious then you're a racist, bigot and you are review bombing the show. Which doesn't have that many viewers in the first place. But I always knew their plan was to destroy Obi-wan too. Just look what they did to Luke. When it's writers who don't care about the history and lore of star wars then this is what you get.

The only good part was to see a Jedi Master actually doing what he trained to do his whole life. So Yoda he stayed hidden but he was still a great big Jedi Master? And why isn't obi-wan? Hmmm

They wasted 3 episodes on Leia which no one wanted to see and I bet a lot of people will be disappointed if they waste the remaining 2 episodes on stupid plot-lines. Very disappointed at this. Disney is doing all they can to ruin Star Wars.

Guns Akimbo (2019)

So cringe you will laugh

[1/10 · 3 May 2022]

This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. The script is so bad you will start to question yourself after just a few minutes why you even bother to see this movie.

The only thing that made me give it 1 star and not Zero, is Daniel Radcliffe. His acting was on point but other than that the movie was bad, the script was bad, the fake tattoos was bad, the casting and the illogical world and the very unattractive girl Nix.

There were just moments of feeling like the people who wrote the script really though the audience are stupid.

This is nothing more than a brainless and very bad version of someone who wanted to do a Zombieland movie and the producer should be fired.

Death on the Nile (2022)

Haters

[8/10 · 12 April 2022]

Do not listen to the haters. This is a great movie and sure it got one scene with too much acting but the rest is perfect. It was exciting to the end.

Eternals (2021)

Wasted potential

[7/10 · 8 April 2022]

Okay after the reviews and other I head before going into this one I had no high hopes. But sure they could've done better with the fight scenes and some scenes felt forced and weird and also felt like they used those names for those actors and you know what show.

But overall yes a great action movie but I felt more like okay and now ? Than omg it was such a awesome movie. It was good but just felt like they didn't even try to make it awesome !

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Haters gonna hate

[10/10 · 22 March 2022]

Don't listen to the haters ! This movie had it all, humor, action, drama and big surprises.

I thought going in it was just going to be a lame sequel but it surprised me over and over with amazing jokes and sure not the best story but it is a ride that need to be watched.

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

So disappointed

[1/10 · 25 December 2021]

This is movie is a pure and simple cash grab. So glad I didn't have to pay for this movie that never should've been made. Sure Keanu Reeves is amazing but the script is so bad it's laughable. More than half the movie is just shots and scenes from the old movies.

The Ridiculous 6 (2015)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 5 November 2021]

Just a bunch of B actors in need of cash. If you can do anything else please do it. Can't for the life of me understand why Adam Sandler still cam find pride in this waste.

Army of the Dead (2021)

Awful writing and presentation

[1/10 · 2 June 2021]

Just awful. Just awful. Predictable and omg these characters weren't believable for one second. Such bad writing it's unbelievable. The only good part about the movie is the music and the visuals of the movie. But overall Just plain boring. This is a very overhyped movie and it is shows why it is a Netflix production.

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

One of the BEST !

[10/10 · 17 February 2021]

First off don't believe the score this movie has on this site. I would rate it more like 8 or 9 out of 10. The story is great and with very good tempo and the characters are believable. Some cheesy lines towards the end but I gotta say this is one of my favorite action/drama movies now. So sad that I was let to believe it sucked just because of people who can't understand what a great movie is. And also Arnold is amazing in the movie and funny too haha

Family Guy: Stewie's First Word (2020) Season 19, Episode 1

Amazing first episode !

[7/10 · 28 September 2020]

Really great episode with so many great gags ! Feels like they got into the real Family Guy groove again. Got so surprised by a lot of the jokes like that Home Alone joke with Buzz, the Caillou cartoon was just too hilarious and the magic 8-ball, the vodka in the freezer and so on. Really hope they keep this up the entire season.

The Old Guard (2020)

Cringe and Hollywood cliché

[1/10 · 26 August 2020]

I really can't see why this movie got praised so much as it did. I mean I really went into the movie hyped and excited and just after the first scene it got boring, cringe and the normal Hollywood cliché very fast.

First off just like Morty tells it about storytelling in Rick and Morty. ''I think this whole thing so and so days later/earlier is a useless concept. I think stories should begin where they begin and stop with this days later/earlier''. And is very true about this movie. Even though they don't show that text about it being like a few hours earlier it is something that really made me just roll my eyes. And this thing about always calling the so called leader 'Boss' all the time just makes me cringe so hard and wonder if the directer thinks the audience are idiots with no eyes or brain. It was very clear and still was throughout the movie. It's like if you see a brother and sister and they keep calling each other bro and sis. For who? Yeah for the viewer which made me lose interest in the universe they tried me to believe in.

It was pure pain to go through this movie and I must say do not trust all the praise for this movie. The feeling I got was a bad call of duty game with over the top Hollywood cringe and cliché.

Secrets of the Viking Stone: Relic of Mystery (2020) Season 1, Episode 1

Interesting for Sure !

[10/10 · 24 June 2020]

Very entertaining documentary with Peter Stormare. As a Swede myself and a huge interest in my Viking and Scandinavian culture it will be very fun to see what they find and how the show moves on.

If you are a fan of history this is the show for you !

Rick and Morty: Childrick of Mort (2020) Season 4, Episode 9

Boring

[1/10 · 25 May 2020]

Just plain boring. We waited so long for half of this season for these episodes that really doesn't even live up to yeah anything.

It was more fun when they some kind of focus because this season has just gone down in sense of script and creativity. After this episode, I don't have any hype at all for the last episode.

The Graham Norton Show: Madonna/Sir Ian McKellen/Danny Boyle/Lily James/Himesh Patel/Sheryl Crow (2019) Season 25, Episode 11

Cringe and boring couch with thanks to Madonna and Himesh Patel...

[1/10 · 15 June 2019]

Never seen such a cringe and boring couch with thanks to Madonna and Himesh Patel for that.

Omg can somebody please get that stick out of Himesh Patel ! It's so freaking embarassing to just watch him talk and being 100% serious and can't even smile or laugh at all even though Graham tries to make him feel easy and relaxed. Never seen a guest like that on the show before. My first thoughts were ''Oh boy, here we have someone who won't be invited again to this talkshow''. Haha Not a Madonna fan but she went out her way to make her apperance as awkward as possible. It's really good that Graham is funny and know how to bring the mood to a more joke-feeling when some of his guests try to be so weird and super serious lol.

And Sir Ian McKellen comes in like a boss to save the show ! :D Love his energy ... not a fan at all of Madonna's passive-aggressive style and cringe attitude but it's fun to see Ian and Graham just ignoring it and making a laugh on her expense.

Don't wanna give this more than 1 star because if you like to torture yourself then by all means watch this episode. Feel bad for all the other guests who really made an effort to be there and have fun and laugh.

Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019) Season 8, Episode 6

Congrats

[1/10 · 20 May 2019]

And I thought Dexter had a bad ending. LOL

Yeah it's very believeable that Jon just kills Dany and then Drogon just flies away with her body hahahaha

Worst ending ever.

Venom (2018)

Where comes the hate from?

[10/10 · 12 February 2019]

I was expecting this movie to be terrible after so many was hating on it and today I finally got my chance to see it and I gotta say everyone especially in the media doesn't know what they're talking about.

This movie is better than Spider-man: Homecoming. I really didn't like it. I mean it was okay but not even near what a Spider-Man movie should be like.

Anyway ! This movie had jokes that were actually funny. A main character that you actually felt and cared for. I think they made a fantastic job with a anti-hero that would be very difficult to put in a good light. Especially someone as bad as Venom. But where was Tom Hardy when they made that awful version of Venom in the third spider-man movie? He is perfect as Eddie Brock. And I really hope they make another movie with Spider-Man and Venom.

Anyway it was a exciting, fun and interesting movie. And don't listen to all the haters because this is a movie worthy a watch.

The Simpsons: The Girl on the Bus (2019) Season 30, Episode 12

Nailed it !

[10/10 · 11 February 2019]

Wow ! It was such a long time ago I watched a good The Simpsons episode and this episode was really good. Felt like it could've been a storyline from a new The Simpsons movie. And the part about Homer texting Lisa omg hilarious !

Vikings: Ragnarok (2019) Season 5, Episode 20

Meh

[1/10 · 31 January 2019]

Don't know what to say. It was good at the end but all this about Ivar escaping. I don't really buy it. And to ruin such a good ending with Bjorn becoming king. For just another will they, won't they for another year.

It would have been such a much more awesome episode if they ended it with Ivar's army turning on him. Because hmmm, Ivar was crazy and even made everyone worship him like a god. So no this was not a good episode.

This show will end in the same way Weeds did. They made the same thing over and over until they had to end it.