drafteeh Reviews

Angel Has Fallen (2019)

Kept waiting for Tom Cruise to show up

[1/10 · 18 February 2020]

Plot right out of Mission Impossible. Jeez. BTW, the Banning character is way too old to be the father of a toddler, more like a grandpa.

You're the Worst: Pilot (2014) Season 1, Episode 1

Skip the last season

[8/10 · 31 December 2019]

I'm not kidding. The first three seasons are actually enough, the fourth is passable. The fifth season is a complete waste of time. You've been warned.

You're the Worst: The Intransigence of Love (2019) Season 5, Episode 1

Jeez

[1/10 · 29 December 2019]

If this had been the first episode of the first season, I wouldn't have watched any. What a huge waste.

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

I'm glad Stan Lee didn't see this stinker.

[3/10 · 18 December 2019]

All I can say is Mysterio channels Felix Unger, badly.

Vox Lux (2018)

Not Worthy

[2/10 · 16 July 2019]

Tried to be a pop music "Spinal Tap", FAILED. Natalie and Jude should be embarrassed.

Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

Double Secret Pretender

[3/10 · 11 July 2019]

Harry Potter meets Animal House, insulting both. What a waste of resources.

Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot (2018)

Gee, I'm sorry your life is so tough.

[2/10 · 15 January 2019]

NOT! Sorry my review is "too short", but, this movie isn't worth any more battery.

Golden Exits (2017)

Grammar? We don't need no stinkin' grammar!

[3/10 · 9 January 2019]

Pretentious, over-written diarrhea. Yet another Woody Allen wannabe, peudo-sophisticated, verbose snooze fest.