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Lynch Mob (2009)
8/10
Surprisingly funny and different
19 August 2023
Typically I hate stupid ass slasher films, but this was one of the funniest ass sarcastic and different slasher films made with the Walmart cell phone and Windows media maker I've seen very entertaining Surprisingly funny and different.

Typically I hate stupid ass slasher films, but this was one of the funniest ass sarcastic and different slasher films made with the Walmart cell phone and Windows media maker I've seen very entertaining

Typically I hate stupid ass slasher films, but this was one of the funniest ass sarcastic and different slasher films made with the Walmart cell phone and Windows media maker I've seen very entertaining Surprisingly funny and different.
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Wiener-Dog (2016)
2/10
A horribly sad film if you love dogs
6 June 2023
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A horribly sad film if you love dogs Yet another cruel interpretation of life from the same director for this time it's an adorable weiner dog that's a continuous victim of these traumatic skits/scenes from the sad film from and adorable dogs life.

A horribly sad film if you love dogs Yet another cruel interpretation of life from the same director for this time it's an adorable weiner dog that's a continuous victim of these traumatic skits/scenes from the sad film from and adorable dogs life.A horribly sad film if you love dogs Yet another cruel interpretation of life from the same director for this time it's an adorable weiner dog that's a continuous victim of these traumatic skits/scenes from the sad film from and adorable dogs life.

A horribly sad film if you love dogs Yet another cruel interpretation of life from the same director for this time it's an adorable weiner dog that's a continuous victim of these traumatic skits/scenes from the sad film from and adorable dogs life.
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Hell Fest (2018)
7/10
Geico ad, is that you?
11 July 2020
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Geico ad, is that you?

Hell Fest is an interesting film I never even heard of, as it plays on my, & many ppl, fear of walk through haunted house dark rides at carnivals and amusement park. However, the ending of Hell Fest is SO beyond stupid, ignorant, ridiculous, and dumb, I was forced to write this rant....before the movie even finished.

Now the rest of the film and the actual ending was genuinely fine. 👍👍 Better than most ridiculous blood and gore horror flicks. But why in the name of God would the remaining 2 stupid @ss, dumb @ss, ignorant @ss broads run INTO /INSIDE the haunted house trying to hide from the psychopath serial killer AFTER they announce the park is closed, please exit?!?! 🙄🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

That part is literally that Geico "It's what you do" horror movie ad,
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1/10
Thor wastes his skills & reputation on this farce
13 April 2020
This has to be one of the dumbest, most ridiculous films to ever be scooped out of a broken toilet bowl period. This failure of a concept was vomited out after some non-creative 7th grader saw Hell Raiser and The Hunger Games. Then tried to be creative by very poorly incorporating elements from some Twilight Zone episode. And the results, Thor wasting his acting skills and reputation on this farce of pure and total ridiculousness!
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The Hunt (II) (2020)
2/10
The film may of been OK, but the storyline ruined it
29 March 2020
I guess if you get the stereotypical best (or worst) of fox news and super politically correct elite leftist extremists meets The Hunger Games half @ss, wanna be attempt, then you get this ridiculous farce of a script.

The story concept MIGHT have been worth $0.45, but once everything was all said and done, the this stupid film is only worthy of $0.05.....and that is ONLY 100% based on the action and acting. The foolish storyline ruined it for me.
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Alien Code (2018)
10/10
OMG, this is the best film that I've ever seen
27 September 2019
OMG, this is the first review I've written for Amazon Prime since I got in it three weeks ago and best freaking, mind bending, super awesome sci-fi movie that I've ever seen

The acting was outstanding and Because that was amazingly out of this world, mind altering, intellectual outstanding

Anyone that will give this from anything under a 10 is a moron. I will get this from a 20 stars if I could

I have never even heard of this film yet I put this on the same level as this Super mind altering, unknown British film called Triangle and Contact with Matthew McConnell and Jodie Foster written by Carl Sagan.

Is highly intellectual, creepy SF, and an extremely mind-bending explosion for your brain
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Searching (III) (2018)
8/10
reverse found footage film
15 June 2019
This is suspense filled who-done-it, ANTI / reverse / opposite found footage film sponsored by Google, Facebook, And other social media sites
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10/10
SUPER FUNNY!!
24 March 2019
I never even heard of this film until the Syfy channel started showing commercials for their upcoming TV series for this show, which I will DEFINITIVELY be watching!!

I assume the writers and creators of this show were some of the same people who make "People of Earth" which was also a really good horror comedy TV show. I wish they made a 2nd season, it was REALLY FUNNY, silly, and good!!
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7/10
This is basically the birth of Darth Vader
19 December 2018
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This is basically the birth of Darth Vader

I guess you could say is a spoiler alert and very short synopsis because it's basically a very convoluted into a very convoluted tale of how Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader. The reason why I'm giving you as many stores as I am is because it was really cool although unfortunately his transition into Darth Vader however how can any what laws of physics allows people to fight inside a lava pit that defies all laws of physics.....that's stupid .
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Self/less (2015)
6/10
Love the idea. Hated his wife Maddie - she ruined the film
29 August 2015
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Nothing is new under the sun and this is similar to "Freaky Friday" and all those other body snatcher films. It was, however, really creatively done. However I find Ben Kingsley character to be quite unrealistic being that he was so infatuated with that annoying irritating women Maddie.

, She was so irritating and annoying, she almost ruined the film. The daughter was cute and I totally felt for the other characters. But I cannot stand Maddie and she was in so many scenes being so irritating and annoying, I really wish he was able to body snatcher his old dying wife into Maddie's body. And the fact that Ben Kingsley was so enthralled with how inhumane someone's FREE WILL to die for insurance money to save their little girl that he went on a killing spree to stop it at all costs

That was very SELFISH of HIM!!!

This film gets the score 6 ONLY b/c I love sci-fi and fantasy films which this film was creative and sci-fi.
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1/10
Way too long...
29 August 2015
This film was a Total & Complete waste of my hour and a half looking at it. I really was waiting and being as patient as I could try to see the ending, but it was just too long doing the same repetitive stuff over and over again.

At least in Groundhog Day, it was quick, to the point, funny, and the story progress at a reasonable and entertaining pace. The movie Triangle (which was not even seen in The states I don't believe) with outstanding, very creative, and I literally had to see it two times in a row just to really follow it.

This long drawn out film however, reminds me of some annoying stupid 500-word essay for some class on a stupid boring subject that I basically ran out of words for. So I basically use "very", "really", and other additives 1 million times just to fill the paper in!

It was long, drawn out, boring, and I should of change the channel and turned off the movie within the first five minutes of fighting those stupid, ugly, creatures.

A Total Complete Waste of my 75 minutes!
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10/10
Outstanding!
22 August 2015
Outstanding!

OK OK, I DO love documentaries, biographies, and I myself am an artist and musician. That however has absolutely nothing & no bearing on how horrible or excellent a film or script is!!

& This is a very educational, inspirational, entertaining, moving, and extremely well-written and well acted film!! And it has a lot of awesome music to go along with it!!

I personally learned a lot about NWA and how they got started.

Unlike many films of today, this movie is DEFINITELY well worth your time, patronage, and money to go see this at the theater. And also worth your enjoyment to watch in your home......with an outstanding surround-sound system to go along with it!
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3/10
Great efx. Terrible plot
29 June 2015
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Special effects - good.

Plot - moderate at best

Loop holes & problems with plot - MAJOR. SO MUCHS SO, I AM FORCED TO ONLY GIVE THIS FILM 3 STARS.

(such as how an "adult " decides NOT to tell his dad he's about to die in a car crash - or even hug him and be glad to see his dad who died on his 7th b'day) or the IGNORANT idea of his stupid,fat friend, and fellow others to try and play God and fix the ills of society via the time machine. Thus, the Loop holes & problems with the plot are so bad, I AM FORCED TO ONLY GIVE THIS FILM 3 STARS
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Mr. Nobody (2009)
2/10
Stotyline = A+ Cin. = A+ Characters = F-
28 March 2015
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Oh I so want to give this piece of work 1 star. It is ONLY for the outstanding cinematography and the really creative science fiction story concepts that allows me to give it 2 whole stars (and not a penny more)!!

PROS: 1. The cinematography was outstanding and very artistic. I am sure award worthy.

2. The story line is very creative and clever.

3. I will even say how good Ledo & some of the other acting skills were as a pro. As they technically did NOT write the script, they only adapted the script for their character. And this goes back to #2….the script.

CONS:

Although the story line is very clever, the script – and more so the characters, was hard to actually sit through, let alone enjoy. I couldn't stand (to the point of disdain and contempt) MOST of the characters there!

I felt sorry for and liked the father. I felt for the Asian wife who really loved Nemo but he didn't care for her. And the children in the film (including Nemo) were likable and cool. Outside of that, I hated this film.

First off, I detest romance – which is all this film basically was. 2ndly, and more importantly, I couldn't stand most of the characters – which is the fault of the writer not the actors. The characters were extremely unlikable.

The mother was repulsively selfish and EXTREMELY unlikable. The fact that Nemo unfortunately chose his mom (in 1 time line) was a huge mistake from thence on out. She was an extremely selfish horrifically poor mother.

The irritating depressed wife was totally annoying and Nemo's total and completed irresponsibleness and stupidity to refuse to get her the help she needed at the loony bin to allow her the opportunity to be a decent mother (which she wished to be but was unable to do because Nemo allowed his kids to suffer from embarrassment and his wife to suffer in her depression) because he was too incompetent to get her help! For that, Nemo was unlikable in this time line!

AND even more um-likable is his time-line to his marriage to the Asian wife. Even though she was a sloppy second rebound to the blond loony who he really wanted, she truly loved him. She showed him patience and seemingly bends over backwards to work with him. He however totally disregarded her, did not appreciate her, and even had the nerve to become suicidal, leave her and his entire family, and get killed. This is the ultimate form of insult. Nemo is basically saying that he is so unhappy with his successful, beautiful, loving, Asian wife and kids that he not only leaves them but becomes an extreme irresponsible risk taker, totally irrational, and suicidal – in which he succeeds. And this makes Nemo even more ungrateful and thus unlikable.

Even the secondary and background characters were selfish, silly, annoying, or stupid at best. The retarded reporter who sneaked into the hospital room, asked the most ignorant questions (that he obviously never once picked up a book or whatever to research before hand). And he didn't understand much of what old Nemo said. Yes, Nemo's interview was full of contradictions, but even so, the reporter didn't understand the most basic way of life of the people of the past. A way of life he could have easily brushed up on en route to sneak into the hospital for this interview.

And lastly, that super annoying, Hunger Games wanna be clown with the same irritating MC style as Caesar Flickerman. Now am I to assume that this MC is supposed to be just as annoying, goofy, insensitive, inhumane, and annoying as Hunger Games' Caesar Flickerman or is this just another failed attempt at writing and building a likable character - that became unlikeable.

Perhaps if the screen writer made the characters more likable and able and able to be cared about, then the film with it's amazing sci-fi story line and cinematography would be much better. But again, I'm just one person. Maybe others loved these annoying, inconsiderate, selfish characters which annoyed me I couldn't enjoy the film.

After all, the characters make the film.
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Chronicle (2012)
10/10
A wanna be Carrie part II
7 March 2015
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This is a cool movie that I never really paid much attention to or even heard of. I first I thought it was going to be stupid and silly but I totally relate to Andrew and I totally enjoyed the movie.

Andrew learned the hard way from practical life experience from his drunken useless father and the jerk bullies at school how useless pathetic people are and how much better animals are than people.

Unfortunately his goody goody two shoes cousin was so worried about the jerks Andrew was hurting, he ended up killing Andrew in the end. The ironic part is how he claimed that "for Andrew his cousin" he was going to figure out how they got these magical powers and "to do good for humanity". Andrew could care less about humanity because he knew how inhumane people are! And Andrew could care less about the source of their magical power either. So how ironic!
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