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666: The Demon Child (2004)
It was Awesome(ly bad)
I started watching the opening credits, and could barely believe it was a real movie, that I had found at Blockbuster. How on Earth did it get on the shelves! It looks like something from a high school video production class, even then, put together at the last minute. There was nothing memorable about this movie except that it is one I will only recommend to people I loathe. The sound was turned up as high as it would go on my TV, but I was *still* straining to hear the script. Which was horrible, too, anyway. It was just so unbelievable and stupid. All the characters were idiots! And they were supposed to be archeology students, for crying out loud! The saddest part was the Demon Child itself: it looks like an old, used Cabbage Patch doll with a hole in it's forehead to shoot out "blood." It doesn't even move on it's own, and so it "attacks" people only when the "victim" holds it to their own neck and pretends to thrash around with it for a bit. Feel free to watch it only if you have NOTHING ELSE TO DO and money you could burn, but for some reason you would rather spend it renting this atrocity. You have been warned!