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Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Ocean's Eleven was a good
so I went into this film thinking it should be enjoyable enough, how wrong could I have been. This has to be amongst the sequels that has ever seen the light of day.
I got the impression that they went into this film without any storyline what so ever and decided that 'well the first one was a success, and it has George Clooney, Brad Pitt et all in it, so it must be a success, I know we will make it up as we go along'.
This film contains one of the worst sub-plots I have ever seen. Tess Ocean, she looks a bit like Julia Roberts, I know we will pretend she is her to create a diversion. That would be because it is Julia Roberts, what a terrible storyline. Rusty Ryan looked a bit like Brad Pitt, Danny Ocean looked a bit like George Clooney they could have created one mass distraction, all those Hollywood look-a-likes in the same building.
Terrible terrible terrible.
I am also lead to believe that there will soon be an Ocean's Thirteen, it will be fair to say that I am going nowhere near that one, not even with yours.
Sin City (2005)
Art for art's sake
This is a film from the usually reliable Robert Rodriguez, so when it first came out I was excited, I wanted to see this film. I had doubts about it being based on a comic book, but hey some of them have worked in the past.
How to describe this film... let's start with a simple word 'Terrible'. It is a film that is trying to be arty just for art's sake, and failing miserably. I mean if you wanted to be arty for starters you don't go near Bruce Willis - how much credibility has been lost there before you've even started.
I would rather have a chili sauce enema than have to watch this heap of parrot droppings for a second time.
Do not follow the masses, this film needs to avoided like the plague, I wouldn't even touch it with yours.
Nine Lives (2002)
A horror they say, I've seen scarier episodes of Dora The Explorer
If you like your movies with no plot, a very weak story and acting so poor is it's like being back in drama lessons at school then watch this.
None of the characters are enjoyable and you just everybody to be killed off in the first 1/4 of an hour, just to put you out of your misery.
Farmers shovel this on the land to make things grow and this film is that shovelling substance.
The best thing about this DVD is that it prevents you from getting coffee stains on your living room table.
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
What a load of rubbish
This has to be one of the worst US Comedies of all time, when I initially watch this movie I went into the cinema with high expectations as I am usually a fan of the non senseical US teen comedies.
I have never been so disappointed in my life.
"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude?"...etc.
"dude... what does mine say.. sweet what does mine say..."etc.
This isn't humour, it's barley English.
Avoid this film like the plague. I would rather let a crack sadistic team of midgets loose on my never regions with razor blades than watch this movie for a second time.