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Echelon Conspiracy (2009)
Underrated
This movie, for the budget, is a very good movie. It is very underrated despite its poor rating. It does take a while to get into, but once you understand the main premise behind the movie, it is fantastic.
Plus, the girl in the movie (Tamara Feldman) is absolutely gorgeous and needs to be in more movies.
This movie is a better, lower budgeted version of "Limitless" (Bradley Cooper); different variable, same premise. It's the same as comparing "Equilibrium" to "The Matrix". "Equilibrium" has a lower budget, and is a better movie than "The Matrix".
This movie is definitely worth watching, even though the main actors voice is tough to get used to.
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)
Main Story
My COLLEGE PROFESSOR made us watch this movie for our writing class and then write a paper on it. One of the parts of the essay was that we had to write about what the larger message of the movie was. Since this movie was oh-so-good, it took me 13 seconds to think of what that larger message was: Go for people your own age. I'll explain.
First we'll start off with the older brother with the afro. He tried to go for that little girl who was his neighbor, and when shown in public, she made him look like a fool in front of her friends.
The little brother: His pooping-parter online was about 48. What happened to him in the end? She kissed him-ON THE LIPS-and left him in the park alone.
Then there was the two teenage girls. They tried to score with the creepy sign guy, and were totally shut down when they went up to his house.
Then there's the mental age difference. The wife in the beginning left the father because of his immature mental age: anyone who sets their hand on fire for fun is obviously not quite yet an adult. Same goes for the main actress lady: she's too immature mentally even for the father.
So the moral of the story is: Go for someone your own age, otherwise you'll be shut down.
This movie is also good at extorting children to sexual things, which is great for pedophiles. Monroe July, or whatever her name is, should be ashamed of herself for two reasons. 1) she exposed children to inappropriate themes at a young age. 2) she's a fruitcake and should come back to reality before she smokes herself retarded. She is the epitome of a fruitcake and needs to have her tubes tied, as to not allow her to breed and make any offspring similar to herself.