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Nights in Rodanthe (2008)
OMG.......beyond horrible
I kept wishing this would turn into a horror film so a murderous psychopath could kill all of these cartoonish "characters".
The dialogue is exceptionally cringeworthy. NOTHING the male actors say sound like something a man would really say. They say what women would like men to say. Yes, I guessed the screenwriter was female correctly.
Absolutely ZERO chemistry between Gere and lane. And yes, once again the dominant female must teach the male what to think & how to feel. WE GET IT!!!
The tacked on melodramatic ending actually made me laugh out loud. When James Franco (???) showed up at the door with a box of his father's belongings to give to a woman he knew for about a week it just went off the rails.
Utterly unredeemable drivel.
The Bounty Hunter (2010)
Please, just make it stop.
Back when Jennifer Anniston could star in a film.
Some films are dumb fun, just like some actors can do comedy. This thing is profoundly stupid to the point of annoyance. Good example of Hollywood by the numbers "wackiness". Bounty hunter hired to collect his bail jumping ex wife? How on Earth did somebody red light this idiotic mess? "Milo"??? GTFOH.
Taken 3 (2014)
By the numbers.
Lots to hate about this leaden, cliched load of nonsense, but it's all been said in other reviews here. How this thing has a composite score over 3 or 4 is beyond me. I am reviewing this just to note that Maggie Grace may the worst actor doing these high profile, idiotic action turkeys currently. She is so unconvincing in her character she actually stands out in a film overflowing with horrible performances.
The Other Woman (2014)
Pure torture
What an abortion. Everyone involved is this godawful thing should be embarrassed and ashamed.
Can we please put an end to the "wacky empowered women" genre? ENOUGH ALREADY!! It's a horrid cliche' by now.
A Family Man (2016)
Horrible
Every once in a while you will a film so forced, so poorly acted, and so blindingly manipulative that positive reactions like a lot of these reviews make you question just how dumbed down and tone deaf most people have become. There is not a genuine moment in this film, and the heavy handed phony dialogue is really laughable in places. I really felt sorry for Willem Dafoe, he must have bills to pay. This thing is excreable.
Husk (2011)
These reviews have to be phony....
........ether that, or filmgoers' IQ levels are at an all time low. Nothing to distinguish this complete waste of time. Lame attempts at tension, nonsensical responses to danger, terrible pacing...it was all wrong.
Shooter (2007)
Unbelievably bad.
Reading these reviews gives a pretty good barometer of just how bottom end heavy the IQ Bell curve has become. No need to rehash what a tired rehash and self consciously and badly written and acted this piece of drivel this is. Suffice to say the swashbuckling action hero's name is BOBBY LEE SWAGGER. This has to be an in joke. This thing is a steaming pile of dung colored cliches.
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
Stupifyingly awful.
Some films just test your endurance.Yes, the original was preposterous,but it possessed a certain amount of goofy comic book charm to be reasonably watchable,if only to see just how ridiculous it could finally get...but this thing...I can't bother with specifics, just know everything in this disaster has been done a thousand times,and better.
RED (2010)
Truly awful
Really,does Bruce Willis have no shame? It's well documented that he's a greedy jackass, but this is just shameful. 2 things jump out from this cookie cutter junk-actors of some skill (Helen Mirren and John Malkevich) prostrating themselves in such dreck. Two-Mary Louise Parker as anybody's love interest. Shoddy, predictable, and basically already done a dozen times