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Bake Squad: 80s Volunteer Appreciation Party (2023)
Eighties?
Seventies, Eighties, or Ninties?
I came here to say that pet rocks are from the seventies, but pop rocks were definitely Eighties.. Rubik's cubes and boom boxes are definitely eighties. Some of the clothes that they took out were definitely Nineties. Hammer pants were in the nineties, but the dress is Eighties. African Kufi hat really was a nineties thing. The neon colors weren't really too popular until the nineties, the Eighties had more pastels, primary colors, and a few earth tones. The boom box was awesome. How about fanny packs? Both Eighties and nineties. I won't tell you who wins for best dessert.
Stitches (2001)
Amateur
Poor production values. Terrible script. Amateur acting. If I hadn't seen this on Rifftrax, I would have never watched it.
I have so many questions.
Full Moon features, why?
Why, in the movie, does everyone treat the maid so poorly? Why is it so hard to figure out what year it is? Why is there no tension or suspense? Was it poor filmmaking, or was it lack of experience, or maybe a lack of understanding of the craft of filmmaking? Who was in charge of costumes, and were they drunk? Why is the screenplay so terrible?
If you have gotten this far in the review, I encourage you to watch the movie for yourself. Is it really as terrible as all that?
The Wicked (2013)
Ned's Declassified Horror Movie
Avoid this movie, unless you are studying film and you want to see how to make a terrible movie.
The lightning seems like they were making an after school special or an episode of Modern Family.
The acting is pretty dreadful, but I did take note of Diana Hopper, who has gone on to do some better work after this.
As I have said, an interesting study in how to really muddle the horror genre.
Shark Season (2020)
Michael Madsen.
What. Happened. To. Michael. Madsen. No, I'm seriously concerned. Is he ill? He looks terrible, and his acting is flat. I blame the director.
The CGI is a hair better than Sharknado, but the sharks look like they are swimming through pudding. The scenery is nice, but the thrills and suspense are lackluster.
Serial Kaller (2014)
Painful.
Any resemblance between "Serial Kaller" and what you might call a "movie," "film," or "artifact of of culture" is simply accidental. The negative, if there is one, would be of better benefit to mankind if it were melted down and used to create soles for shoes given to underprivileged children. During the production of this "thing" all conventions that have been established over the last century by filmmakers were ignored entirely, with the exception of one. Someone did apparently aim the recording device at people who were talking for some reason. I daresay more engaging results might have been achieved if it had been aimed elsewhere, such as a blank wall or maybe some passing traffic, but alas, this was not the case.
I lament the fact that so many films have been lost over the years, especially silent movies that were produced before 1929. Their availability might have given us some insight into aspects of the human condition that perhaps we are unaware of, or at least provide us with a peek at someone else's viewpoint in both a literal and figurative sense. More's the pity that "Serial Kaller" refuses to join the aforementioned unrecoverable motion pictures.