The makers of the wonderful (and ORIGINAL) "Blair Witch Project" should sue those involved with this big old turd. Four friends with cameras are off to find the Chupacabra, even though they know they are entering forbidden (nudge/nudge, wink/wink) territory. Right off the bat, the viewers are lied to because nobody dares to warn us this is yet ANOTHER "found footage" POS. Ain't you all beat that horse to death, yet?
Let's face it, most movies of this genre are all just about the same. There really is no rhyme or reason as to why they keep being produced except maybe to make a fast buck. The acting, writing, directing was all bad. First year film students (all wearing "Kill Me First" sandwich boards) will probably be forced to watch this in order to know what NOT to do when making a movie. These goons--and I didn't care for any of them from the beginning--set out to find their "baby." Even though they have enough paper clippings on the subject--complete with warnings of mutilated animals and missing campers--what do they manage to pack? Beer. Not ONE single weapon; not even a Swiss army knife; oh...and one roll of toilet paper. Now, when the director gets a camera shot of the beer that has been packed for the trip, I counted ONE 6-pack. Later (around the campsite) these boozers put away more beer than you'd find at a keg party. Go figure.
I hate to tell those involved here but when you have your main characters making fun of why they're going on an expedition from the get-go, in essence, you are already making fun of your movie. There is not one single character you can feel anything for. If that's not bad enough, the viewer has to endure 90 minutes before they see any kind of a "creature." What you get, as in Blair Witch, are a bunch of idiots running around, feigning possession, boozing it up, and guys urinating on each other. What fun...
Yet ANOTHER nail in the coffin for the horror genre. Those who participate in making this kind of s**t, can one day be proud of themselves for finally killing horror. Not rated, not watchable, and not worth the $20 it took to make it.
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