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The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Lama should not be allowed to make films alone
The first three films were amazing. When lanas sibling refused to work on a fourth film, they should have cancelled it, right there and then. Trinity being a drive for neo was influential in all the films, but the man could control sentinels outside of the matrix. There is more to him than just her. After the first (what felt like 40 hours, I'm told was 40 minutes), I was almost asleep in my chair. The rediculous attempts to be meta were infuriating and poorly written. I think its important that Warner brothers come out and de-cannon this garbage. Sell the disc for people who did like it. But accept that this movie is not consistent in ith the others and you can't have a matrix movie without both siblings writing it.
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Moist Vessel (2020)
Good show bad fans
See a number of fams complaining about things like "why would an alien call it terraforming" ... well you are right they wouldnt, but notice how everyone is speaking earth english? Its the universal translater at play, it translates into the correct contextual word so that ship, would... terraform in earth english. Jesus peopel so desperate to find holes they are creating them based on their own lack of knowledge.
Ojing-eo geim (2021)
The bar continues to sink for the easily amused
Low effort program basically designed to entertain simple people who like to watch people die. Not even remotely good, the bar continues to sink.
Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020)
Gate keepers, gate keepers everywhere
You see allot of statements about " what star trek stood for" not one of them will have read Roddenberry's biography or know anything about what he or the show stood for. So I have been a fan of star trek Nd Dene since TOS I have the comic books, the VHS the HDDVDs , while TNG was easily the most balanced show in the universe and DS9 I found to be the lowest quality, this is also the man behind earth final conflict so before you speak of insulting his vision, try to remember how much of TNG, DS9 and of course VOY and ENT he DID NOT WORK ON. They were of course all studio decisions based on making the most off of hit work, because they want profit like the dirty ferrengi they are, but making a show that nobody likes has no profit, so these shows are tested against audiences before released to the public and if they are truely impartial gene fans they tend to love them. If I see one more person say "not genes vision" "not cannon" "spits in the face" I will scream, none of you have read the books none of you have read his books you don't know anything about him or the universe and gatekeeper's are simply another I'll informed type of grammar nazi. The show is star trek meets paradise PD and it's well executed.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Lots of people talking nonsense
Terminator has ALWAYS been a female led film. It was Sarah Connor Vs a male terminator. Always. So now it's a different female lead Vs a different male terminator, with the original actors handing off to a new generation not actors, there has been no gender swap at all. I can't believe how many of you are claiming there is. Have you never watched a terminator movie before? Is that the issue? A movie came out with a female lead and you assume it had a gender swap. Killing Jon bummed me out the time line was already shifted by several decades, Jon didn't matter anymore, I would have liked him to remain alive even if he didn't matter anymore. But he was never the lead, Sarah was.
Black Mirror: Metalhead (2017)
What
Holy hit, for a teddy bear? See it yourself. There are allot of people on here pretending to be smart writing things like, you just don't get it. Acting like it's written above your head, all my years working in film I have seen very little more garbage than this. I don't care that they dies because who the hell were they? Nobody. Nothing to get you attached to the characters. There is nobody and will never be anybody who would risk their lives to fight an army of relentless killer dogs for a god damned teddy bear. Jesus Christ I cannot emphasize enough how stupid the very premise is. The creators of this episode also missed every film school class on pacing, it was way off, despite seeing people on here who again rate themselves as smarter than everyone else because they felt the pacing was perfect, it wasn't. If you are being chased by a killer dog baracade the place up or leave immediately the dogs can open doors I am certain you know that. The car not starting? Jesus I wanted to slap someone over that over used car failing to turn over noise (battery had enough life to run the stereo, the car was parked at a house so would likely have fuel). If you are ever making a movie or TV show and you are thinking about having someone drop the keys (which she also did) or the car failing to turn over remember it's lazy writing and walk the hell away. Garbage and if all this lazy overused nonsense from every other thriller in history doesn't bother you, you may not be as smart as you think you are
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
More stars than it deserves
Highlights of why it's terrible.
Infinity stones control the flow of the universe and cannot be removed (sorceress supreme - endgame), I destroyed the stones (Thanos - endgame).
Killing yourself while someone tries to stop you is not the other person making a sacrifice (soul stone would not be acquired)
A sword cannot cut vibranium, jesus thors hammer doesn't scratch the ain't (Thanos America)
Scarlet witch can easily kill Thanos so why doesn't she finish the job.
The power of the gauntlet is the user can harness the power of the stones without being affected by them. (iron man and hulk would be unharmed, Thanos was only injured because he was trying to destroy them, he explains this at the start)
An android linked to a cloud would know that she is and would switch off her WiFi.
Someone who would contaminate 50 years of history because he misses his girlfriend is a personality trait that would prevent them being able to wield thors hammer.
There are hundreds of inconsistencies compared to the established universe, if you are giving this film a ten star rating take off your rose tinted glasses.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
I cant believe they made me give them an entire star
Okay so who is on here reviewing this film with more than one star, are you actually mad?
Hours of pointless story twists that add nothing to the arc. Now if you can destroy an entire battle fleet by turning one of your ships to face it and jumping to light speed... do that at the start, all your other ships survive, film over run time 43 seconds. Why on gods green earth would you do this slow speed space chase, letting them pick off your ships one by one as they run out of fuel?
Scrap that why not all jump to light speed in different directions so they cant follow all of you, meet up later still lose only 1 ship (the one they follow).
So a direct letter to the creator of this nonsense, quit the film industry you have no right to work in it, especially on a title this big, episode 7 returned star wars to its roots, you buried it in the ground like a corpse.....
I don't ask for reboots or remakes very often, But JJ Abrams don't start 9 yet, remake this piece of crap first and we will forgive Disney this transgression and all agree it never happened.