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stevenmaier
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10/31 (2017)
I forced myself to watch this...
... in the hopes it would get better, but each story is not good at all.
The acting in all of these are complete garbage. I honestly couldn't figure out if the point of these films is to make fun of the horror genre or if they're actually trying to be scary.
Skip this 'collection' and save yourself from losing 1.5hrs.
I Survived a Japanese Game Show (2008)
This show was ruined by being made a 'reality show.'
This could've been a really fantastic show, giving us Americans a taste of those crazy Japanese game shows. This show is actually that, only chewed up, spit out, stomped on the floor, then put on a plate for us to enjoy.
In the whole one hour time slot, we only see 1.5 games. The half of a game is actually 2 contestants competing to stay on the show. There's way too much talking, and not enough of the games.
I set my TiVo to record this, and fast forwarding through the talking and commercials, I watched the whole hour episode in less than 20 minutes. Needless to say, this show is off my 'record' list with three thumbs down. I wish networks would stop wasting our time with this trash and give us something fresh and new (ie. NOT A REALITY SHOW).
Skip this show at all cost. I give this show 1 finger out of 10. You can guess which finger that is.
King Kong (2005)
Ugh.
This movie was over-hyped and overrated. The first hour of this movie should have been left on the cutting room floor. You don't see Kong until 50 minutes into the movie. It's way too slow in the beginning. I understand that he is trying to 'build the characters,' but it's ridiculous.
Next, you would think with the 'big budget,' they would have spent more time with the CGI. Yes, I'm sure everything was CGI (and you could tell), but when Kong is holding the girl, she looks so dang fake. Also when Kong throws her on his shoulder, I just moaned at the horrible CGI.
There are LOTS of scenes that should have been cut to make my life less miserable when watching this film.
Peter Jackson, you suck. You should have quit after Lord of the Rings.