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Lisey's Story (2021)
Don't believe the haters
Cast is phenomenally great! I feel like many of the negative comments here are unjustified.
The acting performances are incredible and consistent.
Could be the directing be better? Yes.
I'd give it a 8.0 but there are so mich unjust hate out there it gets two extra stars to bring some balance to this nonsense of a review threat.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Zack Snyder, the Uwe Boll of our time.
This movie is so bad. I took a shot every time I cringed from the bad writing. After 30 minutes, my liver was done and walked out on me.
Compared to this, the dreadful writing of the walking dead seems like Shakespeare.
Seriously, Zack Snyder haven't you done enough to movie fans? When will your crusade against film audiences end?
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
What a beautiful masterpiece
This movie is a absolutely underrated masterpiece.
Stop reading now and watch the movie.
Hans Zimmer: Live in Prague (2017)
Hans, you brilliant, brilliant man!
My wife and I just watched the show on Amazon and we're completely baffled by the level of musical excellence and emotion of this production.
Long Shot (2019)
Believe the hype don't believe the hate.
My wife and I went to see this movie today and absolutely loved it. Best written romcom in a long time. The whole theater in Berlin was laughing non-stop. I'll buy this for sure as soon it gets available.
Aquaman (2018)
What's with these paid 10 stars reviews on here.
In nearly 30 years of going to the movies I've never ever experienced a crowd cheering for a movie to be over like it happened today in Berlin's biggest cinema. This movie should be called "How the CRINGE stole Christmas"
Seriously, let's leave the non existent plot aside. The editing is so awfully off. The sound design is just ridiculous. In one of the first scenes when the pirates enter the vessel they have a assault rifle firing with a muffled sound but no silencer. The lasers attached to the guns were BUZZING? Have YOU EVER HEARD A LASER POINTER BUZZING? This movie is so incredibly lazy. The visual style were clearly copied from Tron and Avatar. The soundtrack is literally a mix from a low pitched "sad trombone" and clone of Daft Punk's award winning Tron Soundtrack done by someone that really hates music. If anything this movie is so linear and predictable, the comedy is out of place and edited always half a second too slow. AQUAMAN is nothing but a very expensive glorified first semester film school project. And trust me. I've been there.