The only good to come of this crappy remake is that perhaps it led hordes of inevitably disappointed movie-goers to rent the original Wicker Man, which is a haunting, nuanced masterpiece full of religiously and anthropologically sound lore, and ethereal anachronism.
I curse Hollywood, Nicolas Cage, and everyone involved in ruining the integrity of the original film, and mainstreaming its ethereal metaphors and deep symbolism into puerile pseudo-blockbuster garbage.
Any semblance of meaning was stripped away.
Without a coherent paganistic society as a backdrop, what was the point of even attaching the Wicker Man to this pathetic endeavor?
It's a grave injustice to its predecessor.
We can all rejoice, however, at Nicolas Cage's career smoldering in the Wicker Man's cinders... his moronic, aging efforts to combine action with dumbed-down arcane will only lead to movies even worse (if that's even possible) than Ghost Rider and National Treasure
I curse Hollywood, Nicolas Cage, and everyone involved in ruining the integrity of the original film, and mainstreaming its ethereal metaphors and deep symbolism into puerile pseudo-blockbuster garbage.
Any semblance of meaning was stripped away.
Without a coherent paganistic society as a backdrop, what was the point of even attaching the Wicker Man to this pathetic endeavor?
It's a grave injustice to its predecessor.
We can all rejoice, however, at Nicolas Cage's career smoldering in the Wicker Man's cinders... his moronic, aging efforts to combine action with dumbed-down arcane will only lead to movies even worse (if that's even possible) than Ghost Rider and National Treasure
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