TheLurkingZebra Reviews

100 Kilos (2001 Video)

Rubbish

[3/10 · 21 July 2020]

I was smoking all day and threw this on around 4am some background fluff before bed. This was terrible on every level. It's not even the Rick Ross story. It did make me laugh hard a few times though hence the 3 stars.

Death Wish (2018)

Drab

[4/10 · 19 February 2019]

The whole thing felt and looked like a behind-the-scenes documentary of an over 60s catalogue photo shoot

Brawl in Cell Block 99 (2017)

Too long, but still very good

[7/10 · 1 May 2018]

This should have been a great 80-90 min explotation movie. Instead we have 132mins, way too long. Basically it gets really good when the lead character goes to jail. I don't need an hour long back story to feel sorry for this guy or relate. 10min backstory and boom. But no, Vince Vaughan driving round listening to increasingly worse music delivering drugs. That said, Don Johnson is great (as ever) playing the sadistic warden of the maximum security prison. The film is still a solid 7.