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Suzie Superstar II (1985)
Traci Lords Takes Over for Shauna Grant
The original featured Shauna Grant who was terrific in her role as Suzie Mitchell. But alas Shauna committed suicide so in this sequel they replaced Shauna with the new Queen of Porn Traci Lords. Now we all know what happened in July 1986 but before she was outed as underage Traci dominated the porn world. Her videos outsold all other starlets and she earned BIG$ despite her claims in her 2003 autobiography Underneath it All that she made $35K to $40. This figure was verifiably untrue.
John Leslie plays the initial agent who invites Traci on to his boat for a "meeting". Before that Leslie enjoys the delectable Heather Wayne in the shower and locker room floor of his club. Leslie's driver/ass't played by Ron Jeremy calls Traci and then hands the phone to Leslie who makes the appointment with her. Traci hangs up and proceeds to tell her lesbian bedmate that she has a new agent. The guy that handled Suzie Mitchell. Traci and Laurie Smith are naked and Laurie proceeds to lick and suck every part of Traci's magnificent body.
Once on the boat, after a brief audition of her voice, it's time to audition Traci's true talents. With Jeremy and Bunny Blue making out on deck Leslie removes the clothing of a very willing Traci. Current digitalization of this movie provides terrific pixilation so you really see this woman/child in all her fabulous beauty. Leslie gets down to action with Traci and we see all her skills. Fellatio with gusto, missionary and doggie Traci leaves her audience wanting more of her.
And more they get. Later Traci has a musical jam session with guitarist Joey Silvera. While they talk and he plays Traci daydreams what it would be like to have sex on a boat with Joey. The dream sequence does take us to a boat cruising near Catalina Island but private enough so these two porn legends can sex it up in private in the sun and cool breeze off the island. Traci is positively awesome here. She writhes in enjoyment while Joey has his manhood inside her. Her breasts never looked better. Large, full, firm, and with her nipples reacting to the coolness of the weather she goes at it in every position with Joey. For the "money shot" Traci leads Joey to the front of the boat. If you recall the great scene from Titanic where Kate Winslet is on the edge of the front of the ship and Leonardo DiCaprio holds her from behind...well, this was the precursor to that. Traci is buck naked at the front of the boat while Joey is behind her holding onto her while his member pumps her furiously until he comes on her ass and back. What made Traci so compelling? It wasn't just her fully formed body and youthful beauty topped off by her large firm breasts but her noises were signature as well. Finally though it was her total enthusiasm topped off by what she did in almost every hetero scene she did. When the guy would come Traci would grab the guy's penis and squeeze every drop of love juice out of it while licking it and sucking it. She would also take her hand and rub his love liquid on her backside and or scoop some of it and put it in her mouth so as to taste the guy. All in all very erotic.
There are other scenes that resonate. Leslie and Jeremy get taken out of town and stripped and left to get home by themselves. They happen upon a nudist colony for women and see them playing volleyball. I mean talk about every guy's fantasy huh? They have sex with the girls and then leave to see about getting back to town. They happen upon a brothel where they each get laid. Leslie beds Ginger Lynn looking her usual cute tight bodied self. She services Leslie very well. The rarely seen but gorgeous and tiny April May (Collette Marin) takes Jeremy to her room. April was a smallish girl with very large breasts that were simply very alluring. In the scene it is obvious Jeremy's schlong is way too big for April to take in all the way. But the scene works as she first teases him by rubbing his member on her breasts and nipples and then they go doggie and then missionary before he explodes on her. Eventually Traci gets her singing gig as an old rich power musical exec decides he will take on Traci's career. And that is how Suzie Superstar II ends.
Traci's Fantasies (1986)
Traci' Fantasies Could Also be the Viewer's Fantasies of Her
Traci's Fantasies was a film done by Suze Randall and her hubby Humphrey Knipe. It is supposed to be a pseudo interview of Traci by Kay Parker to extract Traci's thoughts about the porn industry and her many lovers. In each sequence Traci speaks of a scene where she gets to experience her dream sexual experiences with favorite performers of the era. It's hard to tell which scenes are original to the movie and which were inserted into the movie from other videos Traci did.
Regardless though the film does feature several hot scenes. Four I'd like to point out. Her scene with John Leslie where she plays a damsel in a castle and he a Knight coming to see her in the castle is a hot scene. Leslie was a favorite of so many women in porn. In fact Parker herself admiringly speaks of Leslie. The scene is well lit and both actors perform flawlessly and with great chemistry. For Traci this is a bit unusual in that she isn't a brat as she often was. She isn't trying to dominate her lover as she often tried (and succeeded in) doing. She really gets into the sex and the lovemaking in a more tender manner. Like I said unusual for her. Low keyed on the histrionic noises which again, unusual for her. A nice departure from her normal manner.
Scene 2 on my list is that of another tender love scene. This time a girl-girl scene with Taija Rae. Taija Rae was, like Traci, a bosomy blond. Taija was a bit shorter and in her earlier porn stages chunky somewhat. But as she lost weight Taija became quite the babe. Here they partake in a scene whereby they are dressed as brides who begin kissing and then disrobe one another. They perform oral on one another and then lick each other's breasts. And they embrace tenderly and again I mention this is somewhat differing from Traci's normal angry and bratty manner.
Scene 3 is one with Billy Dee. Here Traci reverts to form. She plays a model being photographed by Dee. At some point Traci teases the situation by asking Dee if he wants to screw her. He plays a little startled but says yes. He begins to move toward her and here Traci goes back into usual character. She plays and teases him. She tells him how she wants him to undress her. She orders him to untie her boots with his teeth and remove them. She has him pull her pants down revealing her naked pussy and backside. She then tells him to pull down her top. While slowly removing her top Dee pauses and says "I've been waiting for this" and upon seeing Traci's large, firm breasts he says "Oh my god"! Their sex scene has an exchange of dominating playful teasing in it with Traci and Dee alternately "attacking" one another. Good and hot scene.
Scene 4 This scene may have been taken from another video or perhaps that other video took this scene from this video. Either way it is a very hot scene. Herschel Savage plays a gardener who happens upon two girls in the yard having sex. He peers through the fence and then happens to bump into a garbage can which alerts the girls that they have company. Traci asks the gardener in to the yard and tells her friend that somebody has to service her while her husband is out of town. Traci then blows Herschel while her friend sits on a bench and plays with herself. Herschel tells the friend he's a good gardener. Traci tells her he has a nice hose and he tells the friend...yeah, I make things grow.
After she blows Herschel he goes to the bench and sits down. Traci goes over and positions herself over Herschel and with her back to him lowers herself onto his excited member. Traci begins to go up and down on him and on a closeup Traci looks into the camera and tells Herschel "I love the way you f__k me" as she rides his dick. The camera again goes for a closeup of Traci riding his dick and then peers upward for a closeup of Traci's magnificent breasts. Then again a closeup of Traci and as she sees the camera she looks right at it and speaks to the camera as if the camera were another guy (the viewer). She then asks the "viewer" "Wouldn't you like to f__k me like he does"? It is the ultimate fantasy for Traci and for the viewer and makes this scene about as hot as it can be. Herschel goes doggy on Traci and then screws her friend until the scene ends.
These four scenes stood out and made this movie a good venue for any Traci fan.
It's My Body (1985)
It Certainly Was Traci
Well we know her body was that of a 16 year old about the time this movie was made. This might be one of the great venues for Traci Lords' porn fans to see her gorgeous form at its best. Her opening and closing solo scene in front of multiple mirrors displays her naked body from almost every angle at once. Director Jerome Bronson really captured this star in all her naked glory. Traci is single. She loves that she can do what she wishes when she wishes despite being pressured by her mother (Honey Wilder) and sister (Christy Canyon) to settle down. She has great hetero scenes, a tremendous lesbian love scene in a tub with Stacey Donavan, and a phenomenal 3 way with Greg Rome, Mark Wallace, and Peter North. Wilder has a great scene of her own and demonstrates why at her age then she still possessed an alluring body. Christy has two scenes. One with her husband Paul Thomas and one a fantasy sexing with Tom Byron. This is a rare movie where Byron and Traci are in the same picture yet they don't have sex. Traci made no secret of her connection on and off screen with Byron. Traci's two one on one scenes are with North and Kevin James. And in both scenes Traci exhibits her legendary skills at taking porn's top male stars and commanding them to do what she wishes when she wishes. In her scene with James she won't let him out of bed until he has sex with her. When he says it's okay and it'll be all his pleasure she states "No, all mine". We see Traci in a dark room with the light of a fire in a nearby chimney casting a very sexy feel to the scene. James and Traci had real good chemistry during her abbreviated porn career. Do I really need to explain why her career was so short? I didn't think so. Traci's scene (her one on one with North) happens at the beginning. And again Traci directs the action. She has North underneath her while she lowers her pussy onto his face and mouth. She grinds with joy and then tells him to lick her ass and stick his finger inside her. At this point North is totally at her command yet he pleads with her to let him stick his cock inside her tight pussy which he feels with his finger. Again Traci dictates the things they'll do on her timeframe. She tells North no as she turns around and tells North to lick her tits. They are magnificent as he sees for himself. Large, firm, and receptive. Traci again directs North how to best satisfy her. She tells him to lick around her nipple and then suck her tits. At this point neither North nor the viewer can stand it any longer and Traci mounts North in reverse cowboy. The amazing thing is yet again we now know how young Traci was yet she grinds North's dick and twists and turns on it deriving clear pleasure which we hear from her vocal histrionics. She turns around and rides North on top facing him. The light from the window casts a terrific view of Traci's bountiful breast as she thrusts up and down on North. North says he's getting hot and says he's gonna cum. Traci commands him not to cum and tells him he can't cum before she cums. And then she does but he is not done. Again Traci directs the action and she rolls onto her back as North inserts his penis into her as he lays next to her. At this point we think Traci reveals herself as she tells North this position is how she likes to have sex best. He pumps vigorously and she lays her arms behind her as her incredible breasts sway with each penetration from North. Finally North is ready. But one last command from Traci. She screams out to him "Don't cum inside me, don't cum inside me. Cum on my pussy". He obliges because after all his cumshot is the culminating money shot all great porn films must have. Ironically when done we find out this is nothing more than a meaningless tryst for Traci. She lays back naked playing with a stuffed teddy bear while North gets dressed and simply tells her how great she was and asks for her number. She tells him no and asks him to leave. Which is why when Traci, at the end of the movie, beckons North and his friends for her to have sex with 3 guys he tells them to do whatever she wants and that she is simply great. A really superb porn film for Traci fans. Christy's fans get her twice which makes this movie an A+ in any mid 80's porn fan's book.
Tracie Lords (1984)
A Bevy of Traci
By now everyone knows the dirty little secret of Traci Lords so no need to recant how she rose to the top, and then it all came crashing down. The aftermath disaster. The embarrassment to the government. The subsequent writing and re-writing of history and the fascination for writers, podcasters, and nighttime TV hosts to hear her story. There is her side. There is the side of the porn industry. And recent podcasters Lili Anolik and Ashley West do a fantastic job of trying to cover all sides of the story with the ultimate question going unanswered...Who ratted out Traci?.... Many theories abound, but listen to the podcast entitled Once Upon a Time in the Valley to hear them all. Well worth the time.
In this venue Traci is interviewed by Paul Thomas, known in the industry as PT. Thomas speaks with the bikini clad Traci on a couch as he asks her about the men and women she has worked with and how they played into her life. Tom Byron, Mark Wallace, Herschel Savage, Craig Roberts, and Blake Palmer get to sample the wonderous goods Traci Lords brought to each movie she shot. The women in the movie were Gina Carrera and Raven. These scenes were shot in other movies and or loops and incorporated into this feature.
As the movie proceeds Traci begins to shed some of her bikini, much to the delight of PT. As she removes her bikini top PT stares at Traci's large and inviting tits and seemingly uncomfortably tells Traci and the audience "those are some beautiful breasts you have." Aren't her breasts beautiful"?" he asks the viewer.
The film quality is not great and I imagine if any website decides to do a complete catalog restoration of Traci's work they'll take digitization and make them HD and or higher quality.
Traci's scenes are all extremely hot and her improv work showed the innate talent this underaged teen had for the camera. There seemingly isn't a situation presented where Traci doesn't dominate. From her first scene where Byron is undressing (making the scene a sort of audition for Traci) and he says she may have the assets for the business. A much less confidant and perhaps uncomfortable teenager might have been a little off her game as the young stud Byron begins to paw at her tube top. Yet Traci pulls back a bit to remove the tube top herself while she preens and says "Do you really think I have the assets"? People, even Stevie Wonder could see Traci HAD the assets! Her lesbian scene with porn vet Raven Touchstone was really hot. They seemed to enjoy one another very much. Her scene with Herschel Savage was also extremely good. Traci didn't work that much with Savage but each time they did they meshed sexually very well. Herschel too, one could tell, was enamored with the young starlets full 36D bosoms and makes mention of her beautiful breasts, which he proceeds to pay a lot of eye and mouth attention to as she writhes in ecstasy. Tom Byron is the only male actor in this film to have an encore scene with Traci. It's a setup where Byron and Gina Carrera start to go at it when Traci walks in to find her "boyfriend" cheating on her. Here, the young starlet shows her improv abilities. She delivers her lines in a manner which suggests both Tom and Gina are caught by surprise. And in her own way of demonstrating that she, Traci, regarded herself as the prime piece of pussy any man or woman would want she offers Tom "a goodbye interlude". Soooooo hot!!! You may have wondered if PT gets to bone with the well endowed feline Traci on the couch. By now Traci has removed her bikini bottom and is completely naked sitting by PT. He asks her whom she would like to work with and she names a few actors and of course PT. He reacts likes he's surprised and assures Traci he can make that happen. They have quite a good scene as we get the full view of all of Traci's wonderous talents and physical assets.
For any fan of Traci Lords this is a must see movie. Anyone trying to understand what made Traci such a compelling performer in this genre of films I assure you if you see this movie the compilation of scenes will give you a good start to understanding the phenomenon that was Traci Lords and why even 35+ years later she is still regarded as one of the greatest, if not the greatest, talents to ever perform in XXX. It isn't just the story of how she was underaged. There were plenty of pornstars thru the years that ponied up phony proof while they were under 18. It wasn't only her unique sounds while having sex as many women/girls made their own signature sounds. It wasn't even Traci's fully developed body as a 15+ year old cause there have been others. It's the idea Traci Lords literally was the most demanded performer in video stores. She had a certain appeal to the camera, therefore the viewer. She became the image of what pure sex and seduction looked and sounded like. And then of course the aftermath was an entangled crime story begging the question who were the real victims and who benefitted most from Traci's time in and out of porn?
Night of Loving Dangerously (1984)
One of Traci's Earliest and Best
The story has been told about Traci Lords brief but enduring career as the unofficial Queen of porn. Between 1984 -1986 Traci was unquestionably the most requested pornstar as far as video rentals and sales were concerned. And the reputed highest paid starlet. Her movies flew off the shelves BEFORE her movies had to fly off the shelves days after the FBI raided her home in July 1986 and the entire world discovered Traci had made ALL BUT ONE movie while being under the age of 18. She actually started in porn at 15 years old. Possessed of a fully developed and shaped figure, along with a well endowed tantalizing set of breasts, Traci quickly learned about the visceral reaction both men and women had when she got naked. Combining her awesome physical assets Traci knew how to play to the camera for maximum effect. She would pout her lips, show utter enjoyment and enthusiasm when giving her male partners felatio, and her signature orgazmic noises suggested this woman/teenager thoroughly enjoyed her "work".
In this movie Traci plays the ex-wife Janice to her ex-husband played by Peter North, a retired or disabled cop. Others in the movie were a cavalcade of some of porn's best and youngest talent of that era. This was the first movie set that Traci shared with Christy Canyon. For Christy it was a four day/two film shooting. N. O. L. D. Plus On Golden Blonde. Audiences would be introduced to this young (nowhere near as young as Traci) brunette with the DD breasts, slim waist, and long sexy legs. Ginger Lynn was also featured. There were two terrific three ways in the movie. Christy with Ginger and Peter on a lounge chair outside is super hot. But it was Traci's seductive 3 way with Steve Drake and Peter North that really sends the movie into the must see category. When Traci strips off her top for Peter and Steve they reveal their true impressions of the young starlet. North comments "I told you she was the most beautiful girl in the world" while Drake hones in on Traci and her ample bosoms saying to North "Look at those tits". The sex is graphic and hot with Traci eliciting gobs of cum from both as she revels in the attention and satisfaction of nailing two of the upcoming male superstars in porn.
Christy and Ginger have a real good three way also with porn legend Jamie Gillis. Although it appears Jamie might have mailed this one in. Having those two girls in your bed should have gotten a greater zeal for having sex with them both. Don't get me wrong Gillis delivers the all essential money shot but it was Ginger and Christy's enthusiasm for each other that really sells the scene.
In the end Traci has an amazing one on one with Peter North. She simply shows off all of her talents. She teases North while he lowers her negligee to reveal her 36D breasts. While North views Traci's awesome tits, she settles into a pouty little girl type facial expression. Peter then kisses her while they do a 69 on one another. Finally Traci rises up and lifts her leg up so she can straddle Peter. Then she rides North while he watches her breasts tantalizingly bounce. He grabs them while she writhes in sexual enjoyment. When they finally mutually cum Traci leaves the bed to go into another room only to emerge and tell Peter that he's fucked her for the last time as she points a gun at him. Luckily for Peter, Drake comes into the room sporting a gun of his own and tells Traci that she's a cop's wife and she knows now what she needs to do. Won't spoil it but any vision of this incredibly sexy girl simply can never be enough.
Sister Dearest (1984)
Incest theme to be sure
While there are loads of sex scenes in this film, including a primo scene for Ginger Lynn, it can be said this film, and the making of it, secured Traci Lords' eternal reputation as one of the most highly sexual girls ever in porn. Key word here is "girl". For when it was made no one (we think?) in the business of porn filmmaking knew this ultra sexy nubile was underage. Probably 16 at the time. Possessed of a very high sex drive, an incredibly fully developed body sporting 36D breasts, and natural skills at always finding the light with the camera, Traci was simply a sensation from the first moment she showed up on the porn scene.
It was this film where the director and producers cast a load of extras from either UCLA or USC which is where the porn legend of Traci grew to unimaginable heights. It seems that when a scene was being filmed not including Traci, or the extras, she took about a dozen of these guys out by the pool and proceeded to screw them all. In her memoir Traci claims it was a 3 way. But a 3 way wouldn't capture the incredible gossip volume that having sex by a pool with 12 film extras that were college students would get. And the porn industry was ripe with this story whereby it surprised even the most veteran porn people.
Traci has sex in the film with a co-ed played by Greg Rome, and a final scene with her off screen sometimes boyfriend and on screen here her brother, Tom Byron. Both scenes are incredibly hot. It can be noted that in two films Rome made with Traci where he has scenes with her he has visceral reactions when Traci strips for him. It is this movie and Sex Waves. And his reaction is about the same. Traci walks a few feet away and she pulls off her top exposing her magnificent full breasts. She uses them to tease him but when he sees her busty breasts each time he'll say "wow, you're incredible". At that each time she'll walk toward him pulling him in so she can begin foreplay with him. In Sister Dearest she rides Rome while demanding through her noted pursed lips that she wants him to f__k her. She also grabs his hands to pull toward her breasts and he obliges by grabbing them and pinching her omnipresent nipples. And she loves it.
The film was shot well. The scenes mesh well. And there is, for a porn film, a pretty fair plot. So this is one porn film I would say is a must see. BUT...a must see if only you see the original Traci Lords version.
Harlequin Affair
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner...Porn Style
Not quite the duplicate of the 1967 Tracy/Hepburn/Poitier classic. This was a porn movie. White son brings home a sexy black girl (Sahara) to meet his parents. His ex-sexual liaison (Traci Lords) is aghast. Dad played by Eric Edwards is busy in the film. He diddles his wife but also goes at it with his daughter and her best friend when they find he once made a porno. Christy Canyon gets 3 scenes to display her beautiful...DD's. Her scene with Traci is such a hot lesbian scene. Once again when they are together Traci comments about the mere size of Christy's breasts while Christy grabs Traci's breasts and assures he she doesn't exactly have a valley on her chest. Christy has a lesbian scene with Edwards wife before her finality with Edwards and Heather Wayne. Very hot scene. Traci has a scene starting with her stripping for Peter North and beginning to blow him when Mark Wallace comes by and joins in. Sahara, who plays Wallace's girlfriend, then joins for a 4 way. It's a super hot scene as all body parts are explored. North really goes at it with Sahara and Traci's action with Wallace is her usual high energy explosive performance.
But the best scene is Traci seducing the pool boy played by Dan T. Mann. Traci comes to the pool where Dan is skimming the pool to clean it. Traci walks over in super skimpy shorts with a slit on the sides and a sleeveless top that is a tad too small to contain her 36D Cup bosoms. She of course does not wear a bra so while she saunters over the grab Dan by his joint, her shirt is strained by her bouncing boobs. She takes Mann into a private room near the pool and she begins to come on to him. Doesn't take Dan long to join her. She lowers his shorts and begins the performative Traci Lords blowjob. Traci was under 18 at the time but her love of felatio was so evident. She simply takes her time and manipulates her hands and mouth to get Mann as excited as possible. Mann returns the favor stripping Traci naked and putting her on her knees and from behind Mann gives Traci great tongue licking action. Finally they consummate their heat. Mann screws Traci from behind, in missionary, in cowboy and reverse cowboy. It is in reverse cowboy that this incredibly sexy, fully developed teenager rides Mann as if she'd been screwing for 10 years or more. I mean she simply goes at it like a porn veteran. Finally they get to the floor where Mann explodes on Traci's backside. Where she again does her signature post coital reach around. She scoops up Mann's love juice with her index finger and brings that finger to her mouth so she can taste him. She simply knew how to sell the scene while it was going on and then the after scene. Her scenes are what made this film so watchable.
Love Bites (1985)
Get Bit and You Lose All Control
The premise is that of a special type of mosquito whose bite causes a loss of any sexual inhibitions. Some of the great scenes involved, oddly enough, two underaged porn starlets. Well we know Traci Lords was underage. It's also been said by many that Ali Moore was under 18 for a portion of her abbreviated porn career. But Ali, who in her own right was a real sexy girl, never created the total and complete captivating attention and delirium that Traci created when she burst onto the porn scene in 1984.
Moore's scene with the native tribesman, while her father watches was both very hot and very disturbing. But this is porn so put aside the instinct to turn away thinking the old man in the room was actually Ali's dad.
The scene with Amber Lynn and Peter North was also very hot. She gets bitten and finds herself alone in the elevator with North. She and North go at it like two kids in heat. And do they ever heat up that elevator. Amber possessed one of the finest bodies in porn and at that point she was simply beautiful to look at. And North reciprocates her advances taking Amber from behind, grabbing and pulling her hair, squeezing her large breasts while she shows enormous enjoyment.
There are other scenes but the viewer I'd bet waits in anticipation to see if Traci will get bitten. She plays a nurse who along with the doctor/researcher Harry Reems, are on a mission to find and capture this magic mosquito. So does Traci get bitten? Well, you have to see the movie to find out. But it is no sunrise for you to reveal that Traci and Harry have an extraordinary sex scene. Reems actually was a pretty fair actor. Traci herself would go on to a post porn career as a straight actress of some repute. When these two porn legends finally get naked their scene is so well shot and lit. We have Humphrey Knipe and his wife Suze Randall to thank for that. The viewer actually can count Harry's six pack even through his stomach hair. And Traci's magnificent 36D breasts, so full and demanding the viewer's attention, were never lit and filmed so the viewer can understand what a turn on she was. She writhes and contorts while being sex'd up by Harry. This movie had to be one of Traci's all timers. Even though she only had the one scene believe me that scene is well worth waiting on.
Young & Restless II (1985)
Traci Gets Her Kicks in a Brothel
Sheri St. Claire invites Traci Lords to her house where everything and anything goes. And people watch in on what goes on. Traci looks terrific as usual. Often dressed in nothing more than a loosely fitting negligee (the easier to disrobe I presume) Traci takes part in and sees her fantasies come true. She partakes in two great scenes but first the "Madame" of the house, Sheri has a couple of really hot scenes. In Traci's one on one scene she goes at it with Billy Dee. Dee always said he loved working with Traci because she brought out the aggressiveness in him since she would often challenge her sex partners to perform somewhat kinky and dominating sex performances. Which Dee said brought out the best in him. In this scene Dee takes on the persona of a masked attacker. Traci saunters into the room in that negligee and Dee comes in stealth sending Traci to trying to run from him. While she tries to get away she "innocently" opens up the top of the negligee to expose her ample bosom so Dee can be teased. Once Dee catches Traci they get down to it. It's a very heated scene and Traci and Dee go at it full throttle. Dee screws the young Traci every which way and Traci gives as good as she gets.
The final scene is the obligatory multiple participants in one room. St. Claire is on one couch with porn vet Nick Random. Sheri appears to really enjoy his sexing her. On the other couch is the infamous Ron Jeremy (The Hedgehog) drilling Laurie Smith. They go at it really hot and Smith really eggs on Jeremy. He is filmed from a great angle allowing the viewer to see his enormous prick that Laurie enjoys to no end. Traci takes on two guys as she enters the room with them while the others are fully engaged. Traci leads them over to what seems like an oversized ottoman chair. While one guy goes down on her and eventually screws her the other guy is positioned behind her head. He is rubbing and tweaking her large breasts while she moans with satisfaction. One guy cums and then she goes "cowboy" on the chair with the other guy. Traci rides the guy and we get a great view of her gorgeous form bouncing until he cums. There really is no plot here so there really isn't a true spoiler so I'm going to say NO to that question. For Traci fans this is yet another way to to see her when she was dominating the porn scene.
Sex Waves (1985)
Poor Video Quality Ruined This Movie
It's a shame when you get some of the best stars in porn looking good and the film quality is so bad. An All Star cast including Traci Lords, Renee Summers, Gina Carrera, Eric Edwards, Greg Rome, Mark Wallace and Ken Starbuck do some of their best work only to have the film so fuzzy and disjointed. To some of the scenes...
Edwards fantasy of waking up early so he and his very young ( we simply didn't know HOW YOUNG!!!) wife Traci is an eye opener. Seeing this goddess waking up and rolling over toward her husband to make love is wasted again with poor film. Traci's ample form would've sent her fans into ecstasy if the film quality was half way decent. Edwards seducing his assistant gets a nice long look on film. Another scene with Traci and Greg Rome would've been so much better if not for the film value being so poor. Traci shows as a pony tailed nubile (which as we know she actually was) seducing Rome by flirting with him and then stripping for him. She moves forward to rub her 36D's against his chest and then they proceed to the bed. Where while screwing he motions his buddies to come in for a whirl at the ultra sexy young thing. Finally Edwards and Traci hook up against a solar system backdrop which then gets them to a bath tub. What is so amazing about Traci Lords as a porn star was her ability to come off as a young girl only slightly older than her reported 16 years of age, and when she can also come across as an experienced and worldly early 20's woman she told everyone in porn that she was. The viewer never gets a hint that this voluptuous (to say the least) sex vixen was 16 years old when the movie was filmed. Simply amazing to have never been found out until the FBI raided her apartment in July 1986.
Sizzling Suburbia (1985)
One of Traci's Earliest Films
A stellar cast here includes Peter North , Ken Starbuck, and actresses Cara Lott, the very busty Pam Jennings, and Sheri St. Clair. North plays a husband and attorney who plays around on his wife. The setting is during a supposed heat wave. Everyone is looking for ways to cool down so how they assume hot sex is the way is what these types of movies are all about. Several sex scenes are good. North with his "wife" Cara Lott. A poolside sex scene with Jennings is very hot. And St. Clair's scene is also quite good.
But it is Traci's one scene split into two segments which sizzles here. It is with North who plays her attorney. Now that we know Traci was underage we can see her naked form has some maturing to do as far as her breasts are concerned/ Traci always sported well developed D Cup breasts during her porn career but as she began to age from 15-17 one can see her begin to lose some youthful plumpness, begin to chisel a leaner form to her body, and begin to lose the appearance of having what Sharon Kelly, a co-star of Traci's once called her "swollen nipples". But in this movie she has that contradiction of losing the plump look into a more slender girl but still with her 36D not fully formed bosoms which North pays extreme attention too as he sizes her up. There's a silly moment in their scene where North gets Traci out of her negligee and she rises up in the bed and the camera catches her rolling her eyes as she's about to get into the foreplay part of the scene. For a girl who derided porn later on this might have been a clue except that soon after when North removes her panties telling her its hot in the room Traci smiles wantingly at North and she spreads her legs open for him she says "and getting hotter by the moment". Their sex is a very hot scene. They climax but later on they have an encore. In this one there's a wow moment. North is banging Traci missionary style while Traci makes all her signature noises that were her calling card. North then explodes onto Traci's face and the camera catches it perfectly. North's orgasm spews his love juice on Traci's hair, and hits her in the eyes and on the cheek. It's a signature North explosion. And Traci had this amazing way of making the after orgasm moments seem very hot as well as she grabs North's dick and squeezes every ounce of his cum out of him, then takes her hand and wipes up some of the stuff on her face and puts it into her mouth. Very excitable stuff. And after July 12, 1986 all very illegal in the US to own, rent, and or watch.
Jean Geni (1986)
Porn's Take-Off of I Dream of Genie
Many young men fantasized about Barbara Eden as the genie in the bottle. Her tight costume, beautiful face, and tantalizing form were oh so alluring to audiences that were teased weekly.
So here comes porn and its take-off of the theme. No astronauts in this edition. These are old men and one is granted the gift of wishes that Genie (played by Traci Lords) will grant. But as Genie soon finds out, as in the TV show, she becomes jealous as her "Master" utilizes his wishes while she can only watch from her bottle. She develops a strong crush but how does she tell Master and what can she do to show him it is her he should be with? But this is Traci Lords and in her underage heyday the ultra alluring, bosomy teen seductress knows how to best get her man. Getting naked with her man Traci opens herself up to him and encourages him to seduce her. As always we see Traci lose herself in the sex. Her writhing squeals of ecstasy are loud and believable. Fact is the girl sets every sex scene on fire. The camera can't help but fixate on her gorgeous and large breasts and then move down to her very hot pussy. As her master thrusts in and out of her one can see the chemistry Traci had with co-star Steve Drake. The editing isn't great, the sound quality is really poor, but any venue in that period with Traci is a homerun.
Peek a Boo Gang (1985)
Strippers, friendships, and workplace harassment is the plotline here
Traci Lords, Gina Valentino, Heather Wayne, and April May highlight this porn excursion. Steve Drake, Greg Rome, Craig Roberts and the poor man's Burt Reynolds lookalike Sasha Gabor star for the guys. The Peek A Boo club is where Traci's friend Gina is set to interview, after Gina comes to town and witnesses Traci's boyfriend (Sasha) screwing her roommate Heather. Traci then introduces Gina to lesbian sex. Gina, unsure how to proceed, asks Traci to guide her, As Gina is encouraged to rub Traci's breasts Gina tells Traci that her tits are such a turn on. Then in the kitchen the next morning when Gina is reading about a "cattle call" for a job Traci and Heather encourage Gina to audition at the club. They explain what the job entails. Mostly shaking their asses and tits. Gina then tells Traci she "has the best tits for that". Me thinks Gina Valentino may had a real thing for Traci's breasts? Fast forward "cattle call" and Steve Drake is really using the auditions to get laid. It doesn't work with Gina but does big time with April. As in April May had big time gorgeous big breasts on a tiny body. All natural Drake cannot wait to do it all with May. And she is okay with it all. Next at the club Traci is in Roberts office as he's reading The Godfather and saying how that guy knew how to get the best from his employees. Traci then proceeds to full on foreplay and tells Roberts he can't fire her as she strips down and first thrusts her beautiful big breasts in his face and then rubs them against his body. Sufficiently turned on Roberts and Traci get down to business and have a really well filmed sex scene. It is here though that Traci does something she never was fully filmed doing ever. After screwing Roberts she goes for the money shot. Gina peeks into the room just as Roberts tells Traci "If you want to keep your job, you'll swallow it". Gina is grossed out and shuts the door as Roberts explodes into Traci mouth. You see a little cum slip out the side of Traci's mouth while she tilts her head up, swallows his load, and licks the side of her mouth. You know at that moment Traci Lords allowed a scene where she finishes by letting another actor cum in her mouth, doesn't spit it out for the audience, let's the audience see a little of the residue leftover, and then shows her gulping down the majority of it with a totally satisfied look on her face. A final scene with May and a fellow stripper seducing her boss and his friend while Gina gets the evidence on camera ends the movie. Good sex scenes, silly plot, but the movie sees 3 Traci Lords scenes and sees a lot of her bountiful bosoms. What could be bad?
The Adventures of Tracy Dick: The Case of the Missing Stiff (1985)
Traci Solves the Case
A silly plot with a sex detective (Traci Lords) is called upon to get the rich guy to reveal the heirs to his fortune. Early sex scene with a nebbish like assistant Tom Byron gets the movie off to a good start. Eventually Traci gets to the house of the rich dude but never has to have sex with the guy to solve the case. Instead Traci has her usual encounters with a guy (Peter North) and a lesbian scene. The scenes are fairly non descript except for Traci's scene with North. That is on fire hot. Sometimes when watching Traci the audience is left to wonder whether she stays on script always or improvises dialogue that equates with her mood or feelings at the moment? It's what made her performances draw her audience in. In this scene while North is giving Traci world class oral enjoyment she moans and groans as she grabs the back of North's head and presses his head between her legs. As she is doing this Traci is moaning with pleasure while saying over and over again "It's been too long....too long". One wonders if Traci is ad-libbing here indicating that she has not had sex with North in a long time and is excited and yearning for North to perform great sex with her or just acting? Only Traci knows for sure and given her revisionist history on her time in the porn industry it is highly doubtful she will ever tell us her secrets.
Sex Fifth Avenue (1985)
Traci and Christy - No Better Duo in Porn
This was the Golden Age of porn. The VCR invention brought VHS tapes to homes rather than having to go to a scuzzy movie theater in the bad part of town. Sex Fifth Avenue has an All Star cast. And topping that cast were the dynamic duo of porn, Traci Lords and Christy Canyon. A "judge" played by Paul Thomas is the President of the "Sex Club" with a bevy of mid 1980's porn stars male and female. The "Judge" decides the club will award a new sex queen to reign supreme upon its members. And that queen was to be Traci Lords. So the judge goes to a porn movie shoot, watches Traci, Christy, and Ron Jeremy do a terrific three way, and then greases the director to get him into Traci's dressing room where she and Christy are lounging around. The judge then demonstrates to Traci his own talents as he gives her head. Her best line was when the judge talks about what he will give her and Traci replies "I'd like to see what the judge will put inside me"...to wit the judge says "I believe you will my dear". Her flimsy negligee peels off and those signature Traci Lord's D-Cup bosoms appear as the judge says "I think I've died and gone to heaven" and he licks and sucks her breasts. They then get to the couch where Traci returns the head favor then has sex with the judge with Traci's usual over the top enthusiasm. Afterward the judge tries to get Traci to accept the honor from the club and she seems totally disinterested. This sets in motion the judge's move to kidnap both Traci and Christy. Before the kidnappers get them to the club, they have wild sex in their van. Finally arriving at the club the final two scenes are the wild lesbian orgy followed by Traci bearing witness to the club members and their orgy before Traci finally accepts the honor of Sex Queen. All in all the "plot" if you can call it that, is ridiculous and campy at best. But the numerous scenes with Traci and Christy having intercourse, having lesbian encounters, and sucking and rubbing their gorgeous D & DD breasts against one another is worth the price of admission. In later interviews Christy always said she found great excitement in her scenes with Traci.
Miss Passion (1984)
One of Many Sci Fi Porn Attempts
A sort of futuristic F__k off competition between some of the top stars of the 80's. There are starlets of note such as Rachel Ashley, Ginger Lynn, the highly underrated nubile blood Rikki Blake, Crystal Breeze etc. The only reason this film rates a review is the appearance of then 16 yr old Traci Lords. Of course no one knew Traci's secret back then. Not even legendary photographer turned filmmaker Suze Randall. Suze plays the hostess and introducer of each contestant. And while Suze plays up the virtues of each performer we get an incite into Suze's real long ago feelings about Traci. Throughout the fallout Suze and her hubby, when interviewed, spoke about her relationship with Traci. Said Traci was the best model she ever shot. Seemingly Traci knew exactly how to move for the camera and the camera simply loved her. In this movie when Suze introduces Traci's nom de film character she stares admiringly at this young beauty who walks in, turns around, and then steps down to be interviewed by Suze prior to her sexual encounter. It is here we note of the claims by former porn directors and producers like the legendary Bill Margold that they all should have noticed something unusual about Traci's body. Specifically about her unformed breasts. But who would fixate on that when she walked and bounced hypnotically...and incredibly firmly as well! Even Suze comments "Wow, what a pair" when Traci approaches her after walking the stage and stepping down to talk with Suze. NEVER did Traci ever give the hint that she was underage or that the "stage" of porn was too much for this 16 or 17 year old. Fact is Traci dominates her scenes as much or more than almost any porn performer with the lone equal possibly being Seka. Otherwise not a one moved around, flaunted her body, sexual appeal, and thrust her D Cup bosoms in the face of young actors as well as seasoned actors like John Leslie and Jamie Gillis.
Jersey Girl (1992)
"Cinderella Story With Big Hair"
I quoted the trailer's final line because there really is no better synopsis of this movie than that line. Jami Gertz was always the quintessential Italian princess and or the annoying Jewish princess. She was perfect at both and in this movie she excels. The coming of age for a Jersey girl tired of the same old same old with her beloved friends. She's lower middle class and she knows it. She doesn't fall for Sal (Dylan McDermott) because she's looking to socially climb. She falls hard because she's attracted to him and she knows inherently he changed himself for the better which is all she wishes to do, and to find true love. McDermott is really a good actor as we found out when he became the ultra conflicted lead lawyer in The Practice. As a younger performer here he shows his acting chops as a NY nouveau riche kid from the lower class who, Toby helps open his eyes to the idea that he shouldn't be embarrassed at his beginnings around his rich socialite friends and ex-girlfriend. It's a terrific takeoff of the Cinderella story.
Friends (1994)
Could This Show Have BEEN Any Better?
An amazing array of "friends" populated the most popular sitcom of its day. And the reruns remind me of MASH and Cheers. They're on ALL THE TIME. So quickly the audience was invested in these characters and how these characters came to life. The Reunion show gave us light into how the cast was formed and as so often with great shows and characters we simply cannot imagine anyone else playing the roles of the lead characters. While many of the plots and character development was predictable it did not take away from the sheer joy of how these characters came together from their insecure beginnings to their ultimate growth and maturity. Well, let me not exaggerate here by implying maturity came upon all the characters lest we forget their consistent innocence while coming to the point where they find themselves as true adults embarking on real adult lives. All in all you'll laugh, you'll certainly get teary eyed, but you'll find yourself attached along the way to Chandler, Joey, Ross, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel.
Dallas (1978)
Simply One of the Greatest Prime Time Soap Operas
Before computers, before cell phones, before even VCR recorders DALLAS premiered in 1978. A terrific TV cast but an even better plotline made this show a can't miss every Friday night at 10PM and CBS reaped the benefits for well over a decade. All one has to say is "Who Killed J. R."? And if you're 50 yrs old or older you know exactly what the questioner is referring to? CBS execs, show actors and writers were sworn to secrecy through the summer to keep the most wanted inside hint as to who shot the most infamous character on television, J. R. Ewing. Larry Hagman played this character to perfection and his cohort, Patrick Duffy, played J. R.'s far more honorable and not so totally innocent younger brother Bobby equally as well. Industry veterans such as Jim Davis, Barbara Bel Geddes, and Howard Keel lent their exceptional acting prowess in roles as the paternal and maternal leaders of the Ewing Ranch. High profile guest stars are far too many to list here but suffice it to say the show's writers and producers were lobbied by some of Hollywood's biggest stars seeking anywhere from short term plotline arcs to cameo appearances just to say they were on the show. From 1978 thru 1991, with only rare exceptions, this show dominated the weekly ratings and made household names of the characters and those that played them.
Educating Mandy (1985)
A Plot and Acting in a Porn Movie? Yes Indeed
In a recent interview with Sharon Kelly (nom de porn Colleen Brennan) Ms. Kelly claims everyone knew Traci was underage. When interviewed the legendary Bill Margold said he told his wife Drea that there was something unfinished about this girl and he suspected she might be underage. Their observations were based on seeing a young voluptuous girl who seemed to have a bit of baby fat left on her, a squeaky voice that began to drop as she got older, and both commented that Traci's full young firm breasts were ill formed in that they were somewhat bulbous in their shape. Yet Traci was such a hit and catapulted to the top of video rentals and sales soon after she made her debut. In this movie Harry Reems plays her husband and she catches him cheating on her. She goes through a wild story with her girlfriends Christy Canyon and Heather Wayne. In another interview porn legend Peter North said this was maybe his first on screen scene with Traci. As he recalled Traci teased him a bit before they had sex. She wooed and cooed with him. He then said when she took off her sweater she was in a bra and skirt. She removed her bra and he said he was astounded how gorgeous, firm, and big her bosoms were. He said at that point he needed very little direction and or encouragement to perform with this gorgeous young girl. He said though he had no idea she was probably about 16 years of age at the time. He challenged the interviewer and audience to specify what would have been their clues as he said she looked, acted, and carried herself like a woman. And he stated she certainly had the full body of a young grown woman who didn't flinch and or show any signs of being uncomfortable when they were naked together. In fact North would also say Traci often controlled her scenes in an attempt to dominate her sexual partner.
Those Young Girls (1984)
If Only They Knew
A pornstar (Traci Lords) introduces her best friend (Ginger Lynn) to the world of porn. Seduction, infidelity, and redemption are all a part of this story. The stunning part of this movie is the title and the inference of young girls. As we know porn superstar Traci Lords was probably 16 yrs old during the filming of this movie. Underage as she was in all but one of her entire porn career. How could they not know? Producers, directors, and Co stars. Well you have to see this young girl in action to know why. She dominates her scenes with even the most venerable male stars. She dominates her girl girl scenes with Lynn. And she does so because she combines on screen confidence with an incredibly fully developed figure with great curves and her ample 36D bosom . Fact is the girl made love like a woman with complete control of her body, her actions, and performed as if she'd been in the industry for a decade.
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Coming of Age for The Brat Pack
The Brat Pack was born in HS with The Breakfast Club. Now with some additions and subtractions the cast solidifies around the theme of having to adjust to life after college in the real world.
The intertwining of career issues, family issues, and relationship issues combine to make what was simple in college much more complicated. Excellent performances by the whole cast demonstrated the talents they brought to the big screen. Combined with the great musical score, highlighted by John Pare's title song St. Elmos Fire, makes for a neatly packaged coming of age production.