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Terrifier 2 (2022)
More of a letdown than anything!
I was pumped for this sequel, couldn't wait for it to be released, then it was and it was all over. To start Terrifier has a certain theme of bad acting, low budget gore effects, and zero story line, which is fine because that seemed to be what made it great, I think with this sequel I was hoping for a little more from those categories. The brother and the mother are god awful actors, I feel like I could of trained my dog to do better, the gore was what it was, cheap rubber masks, and bodies that had gallons of fake blood and guts, I really feel they should of gone a more realistic direction and make the viewer cringe a little but it was so cheap it was laughable, and sine when did art get super human strength to literally just rip people in half. Then there was the story line, wowzers good luck following that one, we brought a little super hero fantasy in and it was downright stupid! All in all it was cool to see Art do what he does best, but it just wasn't enough to carry this to the end! Hopefully 3 they change pace and go for more of a realistic killer vibe but we shall see!
Scream VI (2023)
The review you need to read!
Original fan here, this one is better than 5, in order it goes 1,2,3,4,6,5! This one started off promising and from there downhill, predictable killers, over acting from the Mindy character, Kirby coming back was nostalgic, Gales story is overdone and boring, New York made no sense! Then there's the ending that was like a jagged pill too hard to swallow! Chad gets stabbed like 30 times and lives, Mindy gets stabbed and the knife is dragged up to her lower chest then 20 minutes later is running around with a ban aide on, Gale needed to pass on, I was actually rooting for it! The characters are just not likable, I was hoping they would all die and the only one left would be Sydney! They just can't carry these films, oh well good effort, underperformed!
Midsommar (2019)
What did I just watch?
I watched this movie simply cause it made the top 100 list of horror films! I wouldn't even consider this a horror film, I'd consider it a waste of time! The worst ending I've ever seen in a movie, made no sense, the movie was super slow and boring, honestly I hung around cause Florence Pugh is easy on the eyes, and I knew there was a sex scene at some point lol! Honestly save your time with this one, watch an actual horror film cause this is not one! The only reason for the 3 because of the nudity at the end, best 1:30 of the film! Stop listing these as horror films for the love of Pete! Dumb.
Paper Girls (2022)
Stranger Things Rip Off But Bad!
Here we go with our next installment of banking off another franchises success, and here's our show of crap! This is seriously getting old with the using of other movies/shows fan base to to help bolster your own trash, if your going to try and rip off things at least do is the decency of making it somewhat good! We got four friends, 80s, mystery, except trash! Even Stranger Things itself is a rip off of Steven Kings It! Watch it and tell me I'm wrong, there's no originality anymore, no new ideas, no new adventures, just regurgitating the same already done stuff and try to pass it off as a masterpiece!
Smile (2022)
So much potential, blown with a bad ending!
This movie was on its way to be a great horror film and with one bad ending it was all taken away! The actors with the exception of Kal Pen did a great job, the story was pretty good, lots of good jump scares, but blew it all with some bad cgi and predictable ending. WHY, why wasn't this movie screened with a test audience, they would of immediately changed that ending! Would recommend this to others but don't go in thinking this is the one that's gonna scare the bejesus out of you, cause it's not! Totally set up for a sequel hopefully they learn from their mistake and bring it on the sequel! And for Pete's sake stop showing the best scenes in pre views, we know it's coming!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2021)
Save Yourself
Here we go again with the "take a successful thriller from the past and turn it into a new age woke Tv series", it's so bad it's cringeworthy, the acting is just embarrassing, and why do we got to do the gay thing in every single show now, I get it they exist, great, I don't relate to that cause I'm not, neither is 95% of the rest of the population, give it a rest, especially when it wasn't in the original! Hollywood sucks now, and they keep spitting out trash like this it just ruins the originals! If you thought the sequel was bad, your gonna change your mind after 3 episodes of this, make that look amazing! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!
Scream (2022)
Can we get a Re-quel! Wes would be disappointed!
Called out the killers in 30 mins, every kill was predictable, acting was worse than an indie film, every woke box checked, and the best part about these movies was killed off! Good luck with Scream 6 your gonna need it, with this remaining cast as the leads lol box office bomb waiting to happen! No wonder Neve wants nothing to do with 6! One of those movies you wish you could un-see, ugh I have a terrible taste in my mouth and it's not the filmy grease left over from buttery popcorn it's this movie and all it's terribleness! Thanks for 3 great horrors, and one not too bad one, but this one gets no congratulations! Please don't make 6! Like .........PLEASE!
The Grudge (2019)
Don't buy the 4.3 rating, it's more 6-6.5!
Went into this seeing the 4.3 rating and being like aww man it's gonna suck, it's really not that bad, the film does a lot of time jumping around but you can follow it, the story line is mehhh, but theres a lot of scares, cringe moments, anticipation, it's not a 4.3! Watch it alone, late at night with headphones on and you will enjoy!
Scream (2015)
With all these reviews there's one thing in common!
Season three was TRASH! Seasons 1 and 2 were fun, entertaining, somewhat suspenseful! But yes Season 3 was a left hand slap in the face to any true "Scream" fan! And when I say left hand I mean left wing liberal politics forced down your throat to make you think white people are evil, racist, bigots! I HATE politics in shows, right or left leave them out! All these writers are doing is ridding half the population that watch these shows thus creating reviews "like this one" then people lose interest, then the show gets cancelled! Advice to viewers: Watch season one and two "look past the focus on the lesbian character eventho there wasn't one gay character in the movie franchise", -another thing forced into shows like this one, stranger things, cobra kai etc" after watching 1 and 2, put down the remote and never return cause season 3 is the real killer of the franchise!
Dead to Me (2019)
A funeral parlor hasn't had to deal with as much crying that is in this show!
Literally every episode is the 2 main characters crying, not just whining but crying about EVERYTHING! When the two aren't crying a secondary character is crying, when the secondary character isn't crying one of the main characters is crying! It's hard to get through not cause it's sad, it's downright annoying! Only reason I gave this 3 stars was because the two main characters have decent chemistry! Season two is unwatchable, they introduce a 3rd woman who is gay and gets one of the main characters to be gay which is dumb and off putting and ruined the mains chemistry, the son is a self absorbed punk who you just hate as a character, there's social justice messaging throughout the two seasons etc etc, ya it's bad!
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Yikes! That was hard to sit through
I don't get the praise for this film, incredibly boring, slow, and not what you'd expect! If your a blood and guts Terantino fan this is not for you, if your stuck on a flight for 4hrs and there's a choice of 3 movies and two are ones you've already seen, this may be worth it then, and only then!
The Lion King (2019)
Cartoon version is better!
Special effects were cool, songs sang were awful, Pumbaa and Timon weren't funny, now want to watch the cartoon version to get the love for the movie back!
Eli (2019)
Wish I could unsee the ending!
Cause it ruined the whole movie! Scare factor 1-10 it's a 3, all scary scenes are in the pre-views, it's still a decent movie, leaves you guessing throughout, but that ending....yikes, probably should of brought in a couple writers to hammer that out!
Get Out (2017)
Not a horror! Not a thriller!
It's like a high school project you and your drama buddies made for class! Scary level 1-10 it gets a 1, seriously it's trash, you figure out what's going on like 15 minutes into the film, Peele is trying his hardest to match Shamalan -probably mis spelled that, and he can't come close, this is one of those movies you seriously wish you went and had a cavity filled instead!
Us (2019)
Jordan Peele: Stick to comedy!
In terms of how scary this is 1-10 it gets a 3, the preview for this movie makes it look waaaaaaay better than it is, it's boring, slow, confusing, and once you figure out what's going on you notice the 20 thousand plot holes! Comics don't do good at directing horror! Just fast forward to the part where there standing on the driveway, then turn it off after 15 mins trust me!
Scream (2015)
With all these reviews there's one thing in common!
Season three was TRASH! Seasons 1 and 2 were fun, entertaining, somewhat suspenseful! But yes Season 3 was a left hand slap in the face to any true "Scream" fan! And when I say left hand I mean left wing liberal politics forced down your throat to make you think white people are evil, racist, bigots! I HATE politics in shows, right or left leave them out! All these writers are doing is ridding half the population that watch these shows thus creating reviews "like this one" then people lose interest, then the show gets cancelled! Advice to viewers: Watch season one and two "look past the focus on the lesbian character eventho there wasn't one gay character in the movie franchise", -another thing forced into shows like this one, stranger things, cobra kai etc" after watching 1 and 2, put down the remote and never return cause season 3 is the real killer of the franchise!
It Chapter Two (2019)
Had its moments but meh
It was long, too long, maybe trimming about 30 mins could of helped it's lackluster performance! A lot of comedy, too much, I like comedy in horrors but this was overdone! Scary scale 3-10, had a couple jump scares but nothing to blow up my skirt! Out with the bad in with the good, the kids appear way more than I thought they would, the ending was soo much better than the earlier versions ending, and the adults have pretty good chemistry. I'd maybe wait till dvd though enjoy the 3 hrs in the comforts of your own home!
Hell Fest (2018)
Had potential, fell way short
It had a great premise, but baaaaaaaaaad acting, bad death scenes, and not scary at all! Did like the he'll fest rooms and stuff