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Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Baz Luhrmann is an imbecile
Why was this necessary? So Luhrmann can pretend to be artsy when in reality he's just an untalented hack. Sloppy film. The dialogue as incredibly jarring when combined with the modern setting. But what would one expect from the clown that gave us Gatsby and Moulin Rouge. Alas, the film was a financial success because teenage girls are morons.
No Time to Die (2021)
So everyone's OK with this?
Looking at the reviews I'm stunned so many people are ok with them killing James Bond off. It was bad enough the film was profoundly mediocre but was it necessary to add the ultimate shark jump for a finale. There have been bad bond films. Ones far worse objectively that this but killing off the main character of a major franchise is stupid. This will be the only film in the series I won't ad to the home collection.
Luca (2021)
Luca: Or how I learned to stop worrying and shill for Vespa
Basically Coco without interesting characters, interesting plot, or any of the charm. Lost interesting within about the first 5 minutes. A big drop off in quality over the last few Pixar films. Not worth the time.
Scandal: Over a Cliff (2018)
Fitting end to a joke of a show
This episode is a perfect microcosm of the entire series in that is garbage from beginning to end. People need to be ashamed for letting this show drag on for so long. You're better off watching the first five seasons of house of cards. Better story, directing, acting. Can't wait to see what other trash shonda rhymes vomits out.
Scandal (2012)
Some of the dumbest television I've ever seen
House of Cards for dumb people. Couldn't get past the first couple episodes. It's a monument to how terrible writing and direction can make competent actors look like Tommy Wiseau.
The Most Dangerous Animal of All (2020)
Unhinged man claims father is zodiac
What starts as a cautionary tale as to how it is dangerous to start an investigation after already drawing your own conclusion devolves into the nonsensical ravings of someone desperate for fame. He is clearly NOT an impartial investigator but rather someone desperate to prove his own theory and sell books. Case in point with his "proof" that he pulled from the cypher. He attacks anyone with differences of opinion or actual facts that disprove his claims rather than respond with evidence of his own. He claims a police investigator would actually coverup the identity of a famous serial killer rather than bring the information to light and become the most famous cop in america. The lunatic even bought glasses to make himself look like the composite sketch of the zodiac. He is clearly sick and perhaps that's why women keep divorcing him and because of his fear of abandonment. The only person who "believes" him is the AUTHOR WHO JUST WANTS TO SELL BOOKS.