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The Shape of Water (2017)
Just Awful. God these Professional Critics Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
I won't post any spoilers, but the truth is I'd be doing you a favor in doing anything that might prevent you from seeing this complete and utter flaky trash. Look, I read the premise, I wanted to like this movie, but that FACT is, it's awful. I don't know if maybe it's just not supposed to be a movie at all . . . . it's art . . . . (rolling my eyes, and vomiting a little in my mouth) but what it is not, is entertaining. I literally would have rather done my taxes or taken a trip to the dentist than watch this movie.
p.s. On a side note, it's pathetic how IMDB puts the top favorable review (plant, fake, counterfeit) right on top, even though the overwhelming majority of reviews for this stinking turd call it just that.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
Awful.
Clearly, the worst of the franchise, and every positive review here must be a paid review. In the past these movies have been watchable due to the special effects. This isn't. The whole thing just sucks, every way imaginable. Do yourself a favor and Watch something else. Watch anything else.
Camp Takota (2014)
What a turd! IMDb 7.6? Not even close . . .
This movie, is terrible. It's like a Lifetime movie but with swearing. My wife only likes movies with happy endings, and even though this movie has a happy ending, it's such sugary fluffy garbage it is PAINFUL to watch, and even she couldn't take it. The film doesn't execute anything positive successfully. The characters don't captivate, aren't believable and it's so very campy. The movie has a few lines of witty dialogue worth a laugh, but the story is predictable and puts the cheese in cheesy. It's literally a waste of 100 minutes of your life. Whoever wrote anything positive about this movie, must have been connected to it in some way or was paid. I watched it, all of it, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.