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Birth Rite (2003)
Never watch.....ever
I rent bad videos to laugh at them, I purposely look for the crappiest videos and watch them just for the humor. (A bad habit me and my friends have) This is just plain bad. I've seen a lot of "B" Rated flicks but this one is the worst one. If torture was allowed in the U.S., playing this in front of someone over and over again would be the worst to endure. I've seen better acting in my school talent show, the gore and graphics looks like the producer made a mistake with it but left it in there because they didn't have the money to re-do it, the plot is absolutely laughable and just makes you hate yourself afterwards . I recommend that anyone who finds a copy of this, destroy it immediately and tell everyone else to do the same. And I'm not exaggerating how bad this is.
Bleed (2002)
Not a bad hack 'em up flick
Let me being by saying the I followed watching this video by watching Saw and after Bleed, Saw looked like the all time greatest horror flick ever even though I thought it was only fairly good. Bleed is pretty bad. The best part is seeing the female cast nude. The gore is very fake looking and over-done. It has its funny parts but its extremely predictable and I didn't want to stay to see the horrible ending. If I could, I would ban these actors and actresses, the only reason being is that Debbie Rochon (Maddy) has been in over a hundred other videos and I've also seen two other members of the cast in equally or worse motion pictures. They should not allowed to continue this madness.
Shredder (2001)
Shredder is a one time viewing rental
I will admit that the first time you watch it, it won't seem that bad....try watching it again. I thought so. Every single actor or actress in Shredder should never act again anywhere. To clarify I'll say that the acting was horrific, it was the scariest part of the movie. Some of the lines in it will make you laugh even thought there not supposed to. Almost all the killings are pretty unrealistic and if there not unrealistic they are filmed in a way or in a setting that they seem stupid. The characters themselves have little or no background and it seems as though you missed the first fifteen minutes of the movie. If you want to watch it you could try it but make sure you get it cheap cause its not worth much. The upside is there are a couple funny parts. Which may or may not have been meant to be funny.
S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003)
Too funny to be scary
Me and a group of friends rent horrible videos to laugh at them, trust me it has lead to some horribly spent money but also some great laughs. S.I.C.K. is one of the better horror-but-funny movie we've rented. The plot is over-done, the whole take your friends into the woods and never return thing is very old. The goriest part of the movie looks like your visiting the local butcher shop except a little dirtier and with blood on the play dough looking meat. And if anyone has ever been scared of this movie at any time they should stick to Cartoon Network for the rest of their life, it's pathetic. The good aspects of the movie are that the two girls in it are reasonably hot, one better then the other and you see them both naked during the movie. The other good aspect is that this movie is so bad at times that you will laugh till you cry. I don't like watching horrible acting or renting these horrible videos, I don't find that fun but seeing the amount of effort these people put into it and still come out so bad is hilarious and worth renting.Unless you are too mature to laugh at someone's downfalls I would recommend it.
If your renting/buying it to laugh at it I'd give it an 8.5.