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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
oh no...
This film has so many flaws, for starters, this movie isn't sure what tone to take, I mean, there's scenes with battles and stuff blowing up and your wondering, is the tone of the film serious?, and then there's scenes where there's poop jokes, annoying cartoonish aliens, and the worst of all, jar jar, and then your wondering if its trying to be a goofy kids film. Another flaw is that this film is that its incredibly boring, for an hour and a half i was snoozing, its all "bla bla bla, republic, republic, bla bla bla" and there's boring scenes with the jedi council, more boring scenes where liam neeson talks about negotiating and more boring (and annoying) scenes with the crime against nature known as jar jar binks. Honestly, the light saber battle at the end of the movie is the only exciting part in the movie. This film has it all, plot holes, awkwardly written dialogue, and overall, just not enough going on to keep your attention. I honestly think that this film was just made for a quick buck, and to sell a bunch of toys. Avoid this film, watch episodes 3,4,5, and 6. Those are the good ones.
Sanjay and Craig (2013)
terrible
Don't pay any attention to the positive reviews, this show blows. This show overdoses with butt jokes, fart jokes, poop jokes, and snot jokes. So original. The actual wit is none, I don't recall hearing a single decent joke on this show, this show is about as funny as child leukemia, its just awful. Its really sad that this is the kind of crap that kids are putting in their heads today, there is not one decent show on nick anymore, its disturbing. If you are a parent, and you are reading my review, don't let your kids watch this show, it will rot their brains, this is the epitome of mind numbingly bad shows on TV, this makes the annoying orange show look like an academy award winning show, at least that show doesn't rely on fart jokes to get by.
Open Water (2003)
dull
this movie was very boring, it lacked tension, it lacked sharks and its too predictable. I was very bored, there is nothing this movie has to keep your attention, In a good shark film like jaws (which is apparently the only good shark movie) Jaws was a tense, gripping, engrossing movie that had you on the edge of your seat through the whole film, the direction on jaws was great too, but here, there's little character development or good dialouge. Basically, to sum the film up, a couple gets left behind while they go out to the middle of the sea to go scuba diving, and they are stuck in the ocean for the entire rest of the film, it was just boring, it felt like a chore to finish this movie, it just didn't keep me engaged.