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Ambulance (2022)
Garbage You Should Be Paid To Watch
Absolutely the worst film I have seen this year and that's sayings a lot considering the garbage put out there these days. The least they could have done is make it a comedy instead of merely stupid. It is is disjointed chaotic and filled to the brim with stereotypes, from ethnic to professional. As to believable, not one minute on the screen is believable. Jake what's his name spends the entire film being annoying and his actions make zero sense even as the manic psychotic he portrays. Truly do not waste your time , it is time you will want back from your life to watch some quality film or take a walk.
Riviera: Oui nous pouvons / Yes We Can (2020)
Went off the rails , Waste of Time
The series started well but gradually went of the rails with unbelievable levels of stupidity by lead character whilst the character is supposedly smart. By third season the series moves from bad joke into vomit inducing levels of inanity.
Kidnap and Ransom (2011)
Humorous After A Fashion Stunningly Incompetent Hostage Negotiator
Although not intended as such the incompetence of the lead actor as a negotiator is so overwhelming I could only laugh. Whilst taking himself so serious he makes moronic decision after moronic decision making each situation worse and causing damage and tragedy left and right. The law enforcement agencies he engages with are equally incompetent and ill equipped to deal with any thing at all. Saving grace is some nice scenery.
Sicario (2015)
Fun to watch Nonsense
Good action but the plot makes no sense when looked at in realistic terms. I would to love to see a film like this that made logical sense in the real world as opposed to the tin foil hat universe.
The Marksman (2021)
Mucho Stinko Don't waste money wait until free
Horrible formula film with the usual villain that manages to follow someone across the country using more ESP than facts and magically appears to raise hell. Of course government unwilling or incompetent etc etc etc. Just don't waste your time.
I must add if you think this is a political film about Trump or open borders blah blah blah. Give it a break, lay-off cable news and get a new hobby.
Greenland (2020)
My god this film stinks!
The main characters are father, mother and child all stunningly stupid and devoid of an smidgen of common sense. The fathers stupidity cause thousands of people to die within the first fifteen minutes. If you watch consider it a comedy.
Braven (2018)
Worth Watching for Free and Really Really Really Bored
The premise of the film in broad strokes would have provided a workable basis for a film, the cross border smuggling of drugs. However it is promptly shredded by stunningly stupid actions of the characters and a lack of understanding by the writers of small town dynamics as well as the drug smuggling milieu. This is followed up by equally stunningly illogical actions taken by each and every character in each and every cliché laden situation.
But for free on Netflix on a rainy Sunday well worth the price just for the comedy of it all.
The Blacklist: Katarina Rostova (No. 3): Conclusion (2020)
So bad without Spader would be painful to watch, literally torture
Elizabeth is so stunningly stupid and the logic her and Donald use to draw conclusions so twisted I can't even address it in words. Vomit inducing truly. Yet James Spader and Dembe hold the show together.
The Blacklist (2013)
This show went from great to absolutely garbage and it's sad, only Spader makes it worth a watch.
The female lead is so stunningly stupid it's impossible not to feel nauseous each time she is duped, unlike real people each mistake leaves her more stupid than the last. The FBI team is a joke that does not even pretend to be competent, never covers a back entrance or calls for local assistance, no they would rather drive three days in an emergency. I will just leave it at that.
Le chant du loup (2019)
Prepare to Abandon any Expectation of Reality and Enjoy Scenery
It is impossible to review with out spoilers. Suffice to say the premise itself is so absurd that you should have no expectation that anything in the film will reflect reality. The film is photographed well and includes great submarine shots when above water. It is a good film to have on while doing other things in the home and glancing from time to time at the screen.
Beneath the Leaves (2019)
Unwatchable
Eighties cliche characters stuffed into mish mash of cliche scenes also from eighties. Just a waste of time unless you are a film student wanting to learn traps to avoid.