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Reviews
Cherry Falls (1999)
Absolutely brutal
Thank God that this movie was on cable last night and I didn't waste money renting it. The plot was weak and the cast weaker still. When the star of the film is a no-talent hack like Brittany Murphy and a washed up comedian(Mohr) you know there has to be something wrong. The only thing I found remotely amusing was when Mohr dresses as a woman, finally acknowledging the fact that he is one in real life. I beg of anyone reading this who has not seen Cherry Falls, DON'T! Honestly I found this movie so bad I actually wasted a few minutes actually posting a message here so take heed.
I actually found this film (if this approbation can even be called a film) worse than other craptacular slasher movies Jeepers Creepers and the sequel. As I said this was on cable and the only reason I didn't change the channel was because I actually thought it would get better because it certainly could not get any worse.
* this movie is only second to the bottom of my list of BAD MOVIES, next only to Solaris (which literally made me vomit).
Going Overboard (1989)
man this was bad
I bought this movie (unfortunately) and then i actually watched it. I can honestly way it is the worst thing i have ever seen. I now use the DVD as a coaster so that i don't scratch my table. I don't recommend that anyone waste time or money on renting or buying this atrocity. I actually pity Adam Sandler for having to make this movie. I also admire him for being able to forge a successful career after such a brutal start.The worst part in the entire movie (and yes it is hard to actually pick one) is when adam (or "Checky") has a heart-to-heart conversation with a cheesy looking Posiedon. The only upside to the entire movie was a dream sequence that Scheky has with Milton Berle.