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Van Helsing (2004)
I haven't seen so many cartoons in a live action movie since Roger Rabbit
The problem with this movie is that it lacks logic. this is not a spoiler but just the general outline or the movie. after doing battle with Dr.Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Van Helsing {Gabriel by the way not Abraham} is sent to Transylvania by the church destroy Count Dracula,who's on a ruthless hunt for Frankenstein's monster. Also starring the Wolfman. I for one thought the plot was ludicrous. and another really lame addition to this movie was a scene where Hugh Jackman and Cate Beckinsale are drinking absinthe before they go into battle, Not just a sip either I mean she takes gulp. Those of us who know what absinthe is, knows that drinking that and fighting vampires wouldn't exactly go hand and hand. another complaint I had about this movie was that it was plagued with very obvious CGI. A good example is the Jekyll/Hyde.Mr.Hyde looks like Shrek on steroids. or Cate Beckinsale who can fall twenty stories from a castle window slam into a concrete ledge and get up like nothing happened.
But I'm sure Van Helsing 2 will be a lot of laughs when Van Helsing {Gabriel not Abraham}is sent to Tokyo after taking down King Kong to stop Godzilla, who wakes up Mothra, who is brutal enemies with Megalon! Judging by this movies plot, thats my prediction for the sequel.
Trailer Town (2003)
Strickly for people who think the only good movies a bad movie.
Guiseppi Andrews brings a to a place called Trailer Town. A Place full of trashy trailer dwelling drunks and sickos, like O Henry for example who likes to make love to his own feces {The Best Scene in the movie} but like most independent films it's plot is about as thick as it's budget. The film's a riot for the 30 minutes or so then you begin to notice that the dialog doesn't stray from the subject of filthy language and tired jokes. So if your a fan of Gummo or Julien Donkey Boy, or any other Harmony Korine films. you'll love this. But I'm not completely putting it down. It was fun to watch once. I personally couldn't sit through it again, and enjoy it as much as the first time.
If you're easily offended don't bother, but if you love drunks, perverts, dirty old lady's,men who make love to their own bodily waste,or Troma. You'll love it