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Miss March (2009)
Worst Movie Ever!
How did this movie get made? Why did High Hefner associate himself with this collection of garbage.
This was more a parody of a movie than an actual movie. A collection of targets to offend and very little to redeem it.
Look away! Look away! The gross-out sequences were too gross.
The unrated version had nothing of value and the extras were not worth including.
I fail to see why anybody likes this movie at all.
Bad script, bad acting.
Bad, bad, bad.
H.O.T.S. (1979)
Plenty of T not enough A
If you watched this film for the nudity (as I did) you won't be disappointed. I could have done without the bumbling crooks or the bear though. Some bottomless nudity could have be shown but for what it was I think H.O.T.S. has to be the best of its genre.
It is not the sort of film that could have been made today which is a pity because it is the sort of film that is worth watching in these times.
I would take mindless nudity over pivotal plot points any day.
It is a shame that the DVD doesn't have any extras but as they didn't have DVDs when this was filmed that is understandable. I would have like to know more about the shooting of the film especially where they shot the football match at the end.