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Mirchi (2013)
Is this some kind of a joke?
I am seriously worried about the falling standards of film makers and film watchers alike.And when someone says mirchi is an awesome movie,i do hope that it is some kind of a joke.What exactly did my dear morons like in this movie? There is nothing new in this movie.Just some touch me not romance and some rowdyism,the same old stinking crap that you've seen countless times.The first scene of the film itself is enough to convince you that there is nothing new here,just the same old crap-the hero is very kindhearted and strong and can beat up twenty people at once and.....must i go on? Come on man,you have got to be kidding me.Wait,there is a twist in the movie,i won't reveal that but i can guarantee you one thing-you will hardly feel it.I mean why the f*** should i care if someone belongs to some family in some stinking village in andhra? And there is a lot of drama after that and you might just confuse the flashback with the present or vice-versa while all this goes on.And finally,everything gets back to normal and the hero's love prevails and by this time,the film must have lulled you to sleep(despite all the sound).
Inception (2010)
To all those people who did not like inception..........
MY DEAR BROTHEL BORNS, 1.Do you actually pay attention while watching a movie or do you just watch it for the sake of special effects and stunts? Even a 5 year old can see special effects and stunts.SHAME ON YOU.
2. Didn't it occur to your hopelessly rusted brain that when you were ridiculing this movie,you were actually RIDICULING YOURSELF? Your dumb reviews did not say anything about the movie but only showed how dumb you are.
3.I read some of your reviews,i couldn't help but notice how childish and lame your thoughts were.If Nolan reads your dumb reviews,he won't be disappointed, but he will laugh at you and your junk like i did.
4.You say 'smart for dumb people and dumb for smart people'.MY DEAR DUMBASS,YOU HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD HEAD AND TAIL OF THIS MOVIE AND YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART? TRUST ME,INSTEAD OF WATCHING HIS MOVIES,YOU SHOULD CLEAN NOLAN'S TOILET WITH YOUR TONGUE.DON'T WORRY,YOU STILL WON'T BECOME SMART IF YOU DO THAT.
5.To sum it up:NOLAN PRODUCES A MASTERPIECE AND PEOPLE WHO CAN'T STRING TWO WORDS TOGETHER SAY "IT IS A BAD MOVIE".HILARIOUS!!!
Two and a Half Men (2003)
From "men men men" to "gay dirt junk".
Obviously my ratings refer to the first eight seasons when Charlie was around.It was probably the best show on t.v. then.The chemistry between Charlie,Alan and Jake was just brilliant and not just that,the other characters were funny in their own ways.Credit to the writers,the sarcastic comments were just timed to perfection and every episode was always heading towards something new and exciting,being hilarious at the same time.The different lifestyles of these two brothers would always collide,but not in the same way always and hence would result in a hilarious but different plot each time.There was just nothing that you could complain about this show.everyone was good but at the same time, it was pretty obvious that Charlie was the soul of this show.But whatever happened between charlie and Lorre, didn't happen for good.after that,he should have ended it on a high.but all Mr.Lorre has done is completely ruined an awesome show instead of just calling it a day.Ashton kutcher.....you just don't fit here.You walking around in the nude while your companions are overreacting and talking dirty all the time is not even remotely funny.Also your British girlfriend is very annoying and so is your character. Basically Its not "two and a half men" anymore,but its a terrible pile of junk.
sorry man.....i gotta get off this train.it was a real fun journey so far,but you've killed off the driver....and everyone knows that its gonna be terrible from here.So please stop the train.and Mr.Lorre, what a way to ruin your own masterpiece...