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Paradox (2016)
so bad, it should be called a comedy
When movies are this bad, I wonder how people get paid as "Writers" I think it's people getting really high, and thinking of stupid, and ridiculous dialog. That's where the comedy aspect comes from.I'm watching this in the background as I write this. If you're looking for sci-fi, don't watch this bag of words. "I drank the cool aid" "I love your Cherry cool aid" Regarding the acting, these poor actors didn't have a chance with the dialog, the sets, and the story line. The sets are reminiscent of a high school play. Effects are extremely low budget. I keep hearing lines in the back ground, Oh yea tee shirt on the girl is good.
Ardennes Fury (2014)
This is not Si Fi, or Disaster film, Just a bad movie
If I could rate this film with a -negative, it would do it more justice. This is an Asylum Films "Mockbuster" Asylum Films, known for their CGI, ridiculous plot lines, huge stable of "B" actors, is best watched if you have a knowledge of what to expect from Asylum, if you don't... You will feel riped off. The problem with this film is Asylum, is out of their element. Asylum should not attempt to do a "so called serious" film. Asylum, please stick to your successful formula. Si-Fi, Monsters, Giant killer Animals, Aliens, SHARKS, and; Major production "B" movies. Unknowing film watchers will not feel riped off, and might enjoy a great!.... terrible movie, if they know it's coming.
Long live Asylum. Kings of toung-in-cheek You got a love-um
Age of Ice (2014)
It doesn't get much better than this with "Asylum" films this is a good one.
Asylum comes through again. If they made anything better than this, it would not be considered an asylum film. low budget. I believe they get their actors and actresses as they drive by the corner of Sunset and Vine, using a bullhorn to call people off the street and offer them jobs. everything is low budget. known for their outrageous CGI, it has now become their trademark. Asylums CGI is now recognizable. Airplanes, storms, explosions, colors in the sky and terrible acting are all part of the asylum experience. Honestly I watch asylum films to see if they can outdo themself each time and make a worst film of the one before. these are fun senseless No think, no stress movies. if you do not laugh watching an asylum film, then you are watching it for the wrong reason.
long live asylum films enjoy
Dark Space (2013)
Waste of a good title
I gave it 2 stars, because I watched it. Never got better. Very low budget, stock space footage. Very unreal scenario. Not funny, not campy, just a sad, disappointing SCI-FI. Great title, "Dark Space" but does not live up to dark matter, more like a black hole. If you B- films this might be for you.
WARNING SPOILER COMING
Walking on a compound on a compound OUCH! One guy reads, and woman flys ship with one hand, over trees. Remember this is a huge space ship. Spring Break, give it a beak. Fix a completely FUBARed space with a screwdriver.. ..funny? well it is laughable. Is that the same as funny?
Dragonquest (2009)
Is it worth the time to write a 10 line review?
Star Wars? or Star Trek? This is my first review on IMDb. So I will just leave it with the question. It also requires that the review should be a minimum of ten lines. So what else can I say, Marc Singer, still a interesting actor. Brian Thompson, is just really fun to watch. The story, As I asked in my question,seems to borrow from more than Star Wars, or Star Trek. I think casting Brian Thompson in any film would probably conjure up visions of both of those films. Having to write ten lines for my first ever review on this site seem a bit much for this film. If you like the genre, then this is at least a must watch for anyone who likes to write reviews. Other wise, really, do not waste your time. Use your time to watch and review another film. Is this ten lines yet?. paf3150