I watched this thing last night. It is so bad I was still angry about it the next day, so here we are:
Contrived: How many different ways can the writer/director come up with to keep the main damsel-in-distress isolated from those who could help? I lost count. So obvious and clunky were these contrived mechanisms that it obliterated any suspension of belief. And let's talk about telegraphing where the plot is going before it actually heads in that direction. It's a shame, because if a bit of mystery was maintained perhaps I wouldn't be so pissed off about this stale time-waster.
Derivative: This tasteless stew is a mish-mash of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," "Night of the Creeps," and so many other "aliens-impregnating-humans" movies to list them all would make this pile of tripe seem more interesting than it is.
Intentionally Vague: Here's an idea...have an idea! Then slowly reveal it. The light in the lake? What's that about? We don't know, and we never will. I'm all for movies that make me wonder or think. This thing? Frankly, it's an affront to good filmmaking in general, and to the horror/sci-fi genre specifically. No good ideas, no good acting, no good camera work. Awful.
Sloppy Writing: The narrative is straightforward at first, though the ham-handed repetitions of "baby girl" and "Libs" (short for "Liberty" because it's soooo much work to say the whole name), put my nerves on edge. The narrative then bogs down in (get ready for use of intentional use of sarcastic quotation marks) "mysterious" revelations because in a house made out of wood, no boards ever creak, so when the teenage girl sneaks around to witness the "creepy" goings on, these goings on are not terribly germane to the plot. The ending devolves into so many tropes you need a scorecard to tally them up.
Stupid: Bad guy, instead of directly coming back into the house to stop the damsel in distress, instead breaks into a basement window he could never fit through, to "menace" the damsel first. The cell phone signal blocker device is the size of a toaster, and has indicator lights brighter than my car's headlights, yet the stupid damsel (who has been to the house many times and presumably had cell phone service many times before), doesn't think to look for it or notice it until the last 10 minutes of the movie. And the mother! Moron! Doesn't notice/feel that the hunky researcher humping her is metamorphosing into a creature? Really?? It's amazing a smart creature would want to impregnate this cretin. Wouldn't it be worried that some of the stupid might transfer over into the newborn grub? Nobody in town notices the influx of identical men? No humans living on the lake notices the nightly landing-light intensity glow under the water? No humans notice all the missing women and report it to authorities? The list could go on for a very long time.
Brief notes: Bad guy = poor man's Joe Maganiello. Wet paper bags have nothing to fear from his acting. Mena Suvari = Hasn't been good since "American Beauty," where she apparently also again played herself. Ema Horvath = Newcomer. Not impressed. At all.
I understand actors want to act. At the very least, earn a living acting. It's a pity ANY actor chose to emote in this stinker.
There. I feel a little better.
Contrived: How many different ways can the writer/director come up with to keep the main damsel-in-distress isolated from those who could help? I lost count. So obvious and clunky were these contrived mechanisms that it obliterated any suspension of belief. And let's talk about telegraphing where the plot is going before it actually heads in that direction. It's a shame, because if a bit of mystery was maintained perhaps I wouldn't be so pissed off about this stale time-waster.
Derivative: This tasteless stew is a mish-mash of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," "Night of the Creeps," and so many other "aliens-impregnating-humans" movies to list them all would make this pile of tripe seem more interesting than it is.
Intentionally Vague: Here's an idea...have an idea! Then slowly reveal it. The light in the lake? What's that about? We don't know, and we never will. I'm all for movies that make me wonder or think. This thing? Frankly, it's an affront to good filmmaking in general, and to the horror/sci-fi genre specifically. No good ideas, no good acting, no good camera work. Awful.
Sloppy Writing: The narrative is straightforward at first, though the ham-handed repetitions of "baby girl" and "Libs" (short for "Liberty" because it's soooo much work to say the whole name), put my nerves on edge. The narrative then bogs down in (get ready for use of intentional use of sarcastic quotation marks) "mysterious" revelations because in a house made out of wood, no boards ever creak, so when the teenage girl sneaks around to witness the "creepy" goings on, these goings on are not terribly germane to the plot. The ending devolves into so many tropes you need a scorecard to tally them up.
Stupid: Bad guy, instead of directly coming back into the house to stop the damsel in distress, instead breaks into a basement window he could never fit through, to "menace" the damsel first. The cell phone signal blocker device is the size of a toaster, and has indicator lights brighter than my car's headlights, yet the stupid damsel (who has been to the house many times and presumably had cell phone service many times before), doesn't think to look for it or notice it until the last 10 minutes of the movie. And the mother! Moron! Doesn't notice/feel that the hunky researcher humping her is metamorphosing into a creature? Really?? It's amazing a smart creature would want to impregnate this cretin. Wouldn't it be worried that some of the stupid might transfer over into the newborn grub? Nobody in town notices the influx of identical men? No humans living on the lake notices the nightly landing-light intensity glow under the water? No humans notice all the missing women and report it to authorities? The list could go on for a very long time.
Brief notes: Bad guy = poor man's Joe Maganiello. Wet paper bags have nothing to fear from his acting. Mena Suvari = Hasn't been good since "American Beauty," where she apparently also again played herself. Ema Horvath = Newcomer. Not impressed. At all.
I understand actors want to act. At the very least, earn a living acting. It's a pity ANY actor chose to emote in this stinker.
There. I feel a little better.
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