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The Blair Witch Project (1999)
If you want to be scared don't watch this
This movie was supposed to be scary?!?!?!Will someone out there please tell me was so scary?The only scary part is there are people out there that like this movie and think it is scary.
You have three idiots who get lost in the forest,curse like sailors at each other,hear weird noises in the forest(that was the ONLY thing in the entire movie that was remotely scary)and then eventually get killed.If you have motion sickness,don't watch.The camera is all over the place.Up,down,sideways but rarely still.
People talked about how this movie will revolutionize the industry because you don't need millions to make a great movie.WHO CARES!first of all this movie was not great,it stinks.Crap is crap and this was a stink fest.Anyone who thought this movie was scary probably scared of their own shadow.It wasn't the worst movie ever made but it was close.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Pure utter crap!
I saw this movie sitting on a shelf in a video rental store so i thought i would rent it.Biggest mistake of my life.
This movie is soooo bad,where do you start.How about the so-called "hero's" played by Justin Whalin and Marlon Wayons.They're acting is so bad it's embarrassing to watch.Then there's Damodor,a bad guy that wears blue lipstick.He looks more like drag queen reject than a feared and dreaded warrior.There's also a dwarf(whose name i forgot)who is so annoying i wish the dwarf from Lord Of The Rings would have showed up and chopped him in half for giving dwarfs out there a bad name.Then there's Jeremy Irons,WHAT THE HECK IS HE DOING IN THIS MOVIE!!!!!!He's a good actor.He must have needed the money really bad.A bunch of kids in first grade could put on a much better show than this movie.Anyone that had anything to do with this movie so be locked up in a dungeon for the rest of they're life.
13th Child (2002)
This movie isn't that bad!
Come on people,this movie isn't that bad.True,this movie is no masterpiece or Oscar winner but it doesn't deserve the scorn that a lot people have given it.This movie is about average.I gave it a 5.It's not the best horror movie ever but a lot better than others like the "Blair Witch Project"(highly over rated),"leprechaun"and "troll(both were just plain stupid)and all of the "Friday the 13th's"(i wish Jason would die and not return).The acting was about average but the plot was alright.I do agree that the Jersey Devil would have looked better if it was computer generated but it looked OK.When watching this movie you'll realize it's not a great horror movie but it's not horrible.So come on people,lighten up a little.
Caddyshack II (1988)
Bad!!!!
Why was this movie ever made?They have tarnished the original Caddyshack with this crap.I was only able to watch half of it and i didn't laugh once.At least i didn't pay to see it because it was on t.v. but i won't get back that hour of my life that i spent watching this dreadful mess.There wasn't one original star from the first except for Chevy Chase and he probably regrets doing this film.Jackie Mason was supposed to be the outrageous,funny buffoon like Rodney Dangerfield was in the first but Jackie Mason wasn't funny at all.Jackie Mason is no Rodney Dangerfield.If you want laugh,watch the first Caddyshack.If you like terrible movie's,then this you're movie.This movie stinks like a barnyard in july.Avoid at all cost.