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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Kick-Ass 3 Better Come out!!! This owned.
People say this was not as good as the first but I disagree I think this was great. Slightly different take on the whole super hero thing yet still fundamentally the same.
In some ways I thought it was better.
Powerful message in-between the lines of action... "Revenge never ends until someone dies, sacrifice is the most valued action any person can do in their lifetime." We all have to live our lives like a "Real Hero!" Yes its a black comedy but its not hard to imagine it being an accurate simulation of the whole superhero idea/concept.
I just hope they take it too a new level, like bourne crossed with avengers with a sprinkle of lock stock all mixed into the next version.
Where Dave/mindy and co become adults and have secretly carried on fighting evil, taking it to a global stage until they meet their next big nemesis.
Pain & Gain (2013)
Your Pain They Gain
This film is utter pooh! The title is actually fairly accurate, because from watching it the only thing the viewer has to gain is pain...
Believe me it really hurts too! Completely awful movie I cannot understand how it doubled its money in the box office. People must be so easily pleased or their brains were being controlled by some strange secret mind ray.
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME & MONEY ON THIS TRASH! For those of you that hated it, yet pushed yourself to watch it to the end in case it got better; I take my hat of to you! You're a better person than me, for I had to stop watching it after 40mins.
Then I ran away and found the nearest wall, which I used to bang my head against until I suffered memory loss.
The Iceman (2012)
Retro Gangster Story
This was a great movie, fully captivating all the way through. All the actors were amazing and very convincing.
Seeing so many familiar faces performing their role with excellence was a real treat. Very well directed in my opinion, nice shots of retro cars/fashion, etc.
There was no over-the-top scenes, everything flowed perfectly. Music was awesome just totally blended right in.
I have to give it 10 out of 10 because there was not one thing I could find to fault it on.
Very interesting how the lives of the people in the film are portrayed.
This is NOT a must see before you die type film. But it is still very good. Well worth the money.
Mud (2012)
It's not "Mud" it's pooh!
This film is terrible, it has been done so many times before and to a much-much higher standard too. Unfortunately for McConaughey this has put me off from looking forward to anything else by him in the future.
His performance was awful, the kids were annoying and certainly do nothing to convince the audience their actions are real/believable.
I seriously do not understand how the heck this film is 2 hours long? It is so mind numbingly boring that to commit suicide from watching it would be totally acceptable.
It's rubbish like this, which is damaging the movie industry. I am getting so sick of crap movies that I am getting more joy/entertainment from watching documentaries/TV shows.
A lot of backhanders and under-the-table payments to critics and companies alike must have taken place. Due to the amount of positive reviews it has received by so many respected sources.
Which totally shows that critics are worthless unless they are real people with views not driven by wealth.
Though we all know its the dumb and impressionable that fall for these false reviews and thus think they should like this movie after they have watched it.
So if you like this film ask yourself why? Analys your life activities/conversations then see if you are interesting? After... please stop watching/supporting bad movies and just maybe the world will stop producing rubbish and we can all dream of a future when people only need to take a single pill once, to become intelligent enough to recognise a good movie. ;)
To top it off some french dude on here called it "A Masterpiece" that is so hilarious I nearly died from laughter. (I bet they're on the payroll.)
Summary: Another Cannes endorsed canne of crap. I turned it off before it finished, and ran to the hills...
Bailout: The Age of Greed (2013)
This is nothing like V - It is a must see!!!
I was not expecting anything before I watched it. But now I have seen it I would say expect an awesome film!! THIS IS A MUST SEE before you die type film.
If you liked Rambo part 1, Charlie Sheens Wall Street, Law abiding citizen and chasing mavericked, then you will love this film. For it is a combination of all the previously mentioned films in one film plus more.
The reality of how the financial markets affect everyday people, the lack of support from the government, all the hard work one person can do for their country, family and boss just to have it all totally disregarded, was a real eye opener for me.
Even though this film is not based on a true story, after seeing it, I felt that the troubles experienced could be real for many people.
The ending was great, it left plenty of room for a sequel. A sequel I cannot wait to see!!! Dominic Purcell was amazing his best performance yet! He should get a nomination for this one.
Some idiots on here compare this to V for Vandetta. However this film is nothing like it. For in V its a love story with a quest for freedom and how the government can be brought down not the banks and it has nothing to do with money/debt/investments.
We all know governments have no real power. Thats why the banks always win because they control the money, mint and levels of borrowing.
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
Retaliation for the insult this movie has shown towards me
This film is awful in my opinion and should be avoided. In fact if you liked the first film, then stay away from this totally. For it will put you off the first one, as well as put you off the actors that starred in it.
Thank goodness the worst actors get quick exits from the movie early on.
Homemade PC effects, terrible weapons, fancy dress party costumes. It is like they went back in time in terms of technology/looks, in comparison to the first film.
Terrible acting all round, unbelievable cliché rubbish through and through. The rock should have been the captain from the beginning he actually played the part well and way better than I expected.
This film is so bad that if I had any enemies, i would not even recommend it to them. Using the DVD as an ashtray and it's cover to wipe my bottom with, would be too good for this title.
Summary: If you are mega mega mega desperate to watch something new and have seen everything else than this film may fill your void. However, if you are a series fan: I would say, "Stay away!"
I just hope this is the last we see of the G.I. Joes.
Furious 6 (2013)
Action Overdose
OK this film is worth watching, however the older you are the more you will be put off by the quantity of action in it.
Everyone managed to have at least one worthy performance. Although some of the better actors managed to perform well throughout the entire film.
For me the disappointment was with Bruce Willis and the quiet Chinese guy. They were the most unconvincing performances.
Like bad roller coaster rides, the kind that do more than just excite/thrill you, by the end of the ride you feel sick and never want to go on it again. This also describes this film's viewing experience.
If only they could beef up the script, tone down the action, stop putting in, so called "cash magnet" actors like Bruce Willis, (that really should retire.) Add some depth along with a more sophisticated soundtrack. They would have made a one-to-remember type film.
I normally do not like "the Rock" however in this film he does one of his best and believable performances! I really liked Vin Petrol too, he was awesome in this film and I wish he would act in more credible titles. The guy that plays the baddie is very good, once again proving he is around to stay.
Anyway all in all a good movie, one that requires zero brain power to process, yet not quite boring enough to send you to sleep half way through.
Summary A cliché feel good action flick.
Questions... Is it worth cinema viewing? - No; Is it worth buying? - No! Therefore wait until it is on the TV or hire it out when there are no more "Big Titles" left to watch. ;)
Europa Report (2013)
Europa Refuse (Avoid it like your life depends on it!)
This film is utter rubbish, from start to finish. Mega, mega, mega boring!!! Avoid this film is a must! It was such a good idea totally ruined. Only two actors were convincing and they the smallest parts in the film. Noobie shaky cam rubbish to save money and make fast cash from an easily please audience. Effects were so lame home computer could do so much better. No sound track no clever shots, best you get are some photoshop shots of Jupiter in the distance behind cliffs of ice lol.
The people who researched the tech. for this film did no work at all. For the spaceship was so behind the times in terms of tech. It's unbelievable! No computer interaction without keyboards? No anti radiation pills? No force fields? No radiation proof drone scanners? That's just a few of them.
All these things have been discovered/invented already and its 2013 by the time this journey would be possible they would be totally developed.
Force fields for instance, can be created by using blank atoms completely filled with electrons. Anti radiation pills exist now for dangerous levels exposed to soldiers. As for computers, quantum computers have been invented, touch screens, voice, thought controlling? all have been discovered already.
Teleporting mass has also been made possible recently. Just in mega small amounts.
Anyway considering all the better films like this out there, even the ones made in the 60s own this turkey!!! I gave it a 2 for the performances by the two good actors, you will figure out who they are, well fast into it.
Odd Thomas (2013)
Great Movie
I have not read the book. Though I did enjoy this film a lot.
Yet it was not really amazing until I got to the message during the ending. Which for me makes this film a must see before you die! The script, acting, visuals and story all fine. However I wished it had been longer, plus a little bit more realistic/darker. It just seemed a little too glossy.
Basically this film could have been made into 5 movies, not a TV series for it deserved the good actors and visuals only movies can afford.
Shame really for the story was better than most trilogy/box sets around.
All in all a great movie one to watch with a partner, bottle of white and a nice big bowl of pop corn! :D
The Purge (2013)
So close to being a good movie!
I really liked the idea, for me I could actually imagine it being a possible reality too. This gave me even more of an interest in wanting see the movie.
However now that I have seen it, I am very disappointed. Even the ending I was able to predict as soon as the cookies were given.
One obvious issue was the fact that people can just go on holiday during the purge, if they do not want to be a part of it.
That is just one of the many obvious problems I found in the movie.
To fix the holiday issue; they could have just made the whole world ruled by one government/leader who makes the purge a global reality.
The scope of my version would have been in the league of Hannible/ben-hur. However, instead of being a mega blockbuster: the real movie ends up being at a "B" movie standard by the end.
Some of the performances are worth seeing and will make the actors seem more suitable for different role types in the future.
The first 20mins were really good and so thats what my "4/10" rating is for. Worth seeing a bit of it to understand the idea. Although not worth spending the entire length of the film to watch it all.
Hummingbird (2013)
Finally A Good Modern Film
This was truly a great movie.
It certainly had the right amount of action in it for me. Better than those run-of-the-mill action movies.
Zero cheese in this film. Good script with some powerful acting to go with. Jason out does himself in this film, showing that he really is an awesome and very skilled actor.
I think his salary will surely increase after his performance in this.
The story was not really important yet was completely acceptable. It's the journey life takes you; the decisions we all have to make; the good and evil affecting us everyday; how love/hate pop out of the strangest places: is really what this films about.
The scenes of London were magnificent too, really capturing the city's scale, beauty and ambiance.
The relationship between Jason and his lady friend (dont want to spoil anything) was very well done too. There actions and conversations, made me laugh, smile and cry.
So many powerful messages I found were hidden in this movie. The one I like the most was: the way it kinda suggests it's never too late to make a difference.
THIS IS A MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE TYPE FILM!!! :D
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
Credability Has Fallen
Unless this film is a bluff to entice N.K. to waste resources by trying to attack the USA, it's a load of total rubbish.
This is in the "C" movie category, c for crap.
The acting was terrible and mega unconvincing, G. Butler was lame compared to some of his better/blockbuster films/performances.
He was like Stallone cheese with a kid for good measure. Even when the kid was not around he still acted the same. Have these people not seen "Taken?" Which sets the standard for this type of performance.
Some of the effects looked homemade on a good PC.
I have just watched it and when I look back in my memory, to find out what I liked about anything I had just watched, I could not think of one thing/aspect.
All-in-all this film is to be avoided, or just simply wait for an evening in the future, when nothing else you want to watch on TV is on and you flip to a random channel and see this title coming on.
However if you work in a cheese factory this film might be right up your street! ;)
How to Make Money Selling Drugs (2012)
How to put ideas into the heads of the dumb
OK this film is good and well worth watching. The final message after you go through all the video game theatricals is powerful and should come as quite a surprise. However...
Although I feel the film is being aimed at young people, instead of influential adults. Young people cannot change anything for 20-50 years, and that's only for a lucky few.
When in reality we really need the laws/state of the war on drugs, to change within the next 5-10 years! So the documentary could have been a bit less obvious and more informative. "Lesson 1" "Mission complete" all these aspects were total b.s. and totally not needed.
This will just be like "Band Aid" was to Africa (a total waste of time.) Putting high paid actors on it was totally not necessary either. More of the "real" people being affected would have been better in my opinion.
Due to the style of this film a lot of important families/people will not even get/want to see it, preferring to avoid it in the extreme cases. Which to me, defeats the purpose of the film's end message/goal.
So I gave it 6 out of 10 for the good performances by the characters and because of the knowledge it delivered. Yet even 6 seems too high, for the more I think and analyse its content the more of a farce the film seems and in actuality it's just another cash crop from the fields of unexperienced dummies.
First watch I liked it though, after lots of thought second watch was avoided. Film became not liked.
Hereafter (2010)
Awesome Amazing A Must See!!! :D
Once again Clint delivers a masterpiece! I wish it were longer I could have watched it for another hour easy.
I do not want to spoil the experience for anyone, so I will not give anything away.
However in their reviews on here, some anti GOD film critics mention religion played a part in the film. Which might scare some people off. I just watched it and it had nothing to do with religion. Simply does not even come up.
This film really is A MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE! type film.
Take care everyone and may GOD Bless you all, see you one day on the other-side! :P
Plane Dead (2007)
Living of the Dead Flight
Even "1" star is way too high a score.
This film is so bad it actually does not even deserve a review, so I have used the following sentences to give you an idea of its quality.
"Show me a freshly painted wall, I'll watch it dry." "Help me! My brain has started to melt and it has only been 10 minutes." "I love custard pies in the face." "Pass me that bucket I'm going to be sick." "Please can I have my brain back?" "Take my eyes and ears away!" "Oh whoops I've stepped in dog pooh." "My TV has fallen in love with a sledgehammer."
The above sentences represent the viewing experience from start to end.
Take care everyone and may all your dreams come true! :D
21 Grams (2003)
More Movie Dribble!!!
This film was a let down for me. It was boring, depressing and the "trying to be clever" side of it failed too.
However if you are someone who thinks art can be anything, and you are not in a career which rewards intelligence yet believe yourself to be bright, than this film is for you!
For the people who: have little time in their life; are generally happy; can list their faults out loud to an audience; work in jobs that require intelligence but think they're not too bright... AVOID THIS FILM!!! like your life depends on it!
I would rather sit in dung, than watch this total disgrace of a movie again. :D
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Awesome Amazing A Must See!!! :D
This film is the text-book example for what makes great action/thriller movies.
Great acting on all counts by everyone.
Brilliant cinematography, convincing and perfectly executed script.
Screenplay completely flowed through scene after scene.
Sound/music was also perfect. The style, fashion, gadgets and tools in the movie added a certain flare to the viewers experience.
Plot/story was simple and yet had incredible depth.
Length was perfect too. There was not one thing that could be improved in my opinion. I just wish the movie had left a chance to provide fans with a sequel.
This film is a MUST SEE BEFORE YOU DIE! type deal ;D
The Numbers Station (2013)
Worth watching, but could be better...
This film had so much potential, yet was wasted in my opinion. The film could have been longer; filmed in more global locations and gone deeper into the plot's story, before the end of it kicked in.
I was a little disappointed with Cusack, he could have put more into his performance. He needed to be more serious and basically "Hard." Similar to the performance by Gerard Butler, in law abiding citizen.
Would have been nice to see more believable fighting moves. For someone who supposedly had top training the fights lacked creditability. The gun scenes too were not that believable.
I found the plot could have been better than bourne, if the creator had the guts/financial backing to develop it.
Malin Akerman was the star of the show in my opinion as was Liam Cunningham's role. I found both to be very convincing.
All in all though it was a good film. Just it was a shame it was not made better. For it had the makings of a real blockbuster in-terms of plot and action possibilities.
The Human Stain (2003)
A Very Captivating Film
This film was a real treat. I am a great fan of kidman, hopkins, Harris and Sinise, I was a little put off by the reviews, however due to my like towards the key actors, I decided to give it a go.
The bad reviews might have taken away any positive expectations I might have had before I watched the film. Thus after watching it I was surprised by how much I had enjoyed it. The film made me take a few moments after to think.
I admit there were some slow parts in the film, yet I think they were meant to be there on purpose for they certainly gave me the time to think a little about what I had just seen and heard.
There were many great lines in the movie, one stayed with me for some reason, the line was: "Action is the enemy of thought." Afterwards I found out it is a famous quote by Joseph Conrad. (1857-1921) All in all a great film lots of emotion great acting and one to remember. Although it may NOT be a must see before you die film.
Anna Karenina (2012)
Boring Mindless Dribble
A previous reviewer named: "phil-cree," basically says it like it is. However due to the total distaste for this film's performance I had to add my thoughts to it.
These thoughts are AVOID AVOID AVOID!!!! This version will destroy all creditability to this story's previous versions.
In fact the characters/acts I enjoyed the most were between the ginger haired man and his love for a certain woman. ("I do not want to give anything away in case you do decide to watch it.") The relationship between them and the difficulties love had brought them made such a good screenplay. In the end I decided to just skip all the film until it went back to these two again and again he-he.
Every time I found a scene with them in I stopped and watched and was totally captivated by their scenes together.
Anna and the rest of the rubbish was just completely ghastly. Even Jude Law was mega bland, to the point of being annoying, in my opinion.
Thank you for reading, take care and GOD bless you all! ;)
33 Postcards (2010)
A Wonderful Film... A Must See! :D
I give this film 10 out of 10, because I could not think of anything wrong with it. I am really a: blockbuster; action/sci-fi; anti-chickflick movie fan.
However when one has seen just about everything, one decides to watch the unseen movies available. This film being one of them.
The reviews on here helped me to get the guts to give it a go. I can tell you that this film truly is amazing. I will not say anything about it except, this is a masterpiece of the feel good movie genre.
From start to finish I was glued to it and the time seem to fly by while I was watching it. Most of the film is in English, but the Chinese dialogue was supported perfectly by subtitles, which were very easy to read.
This film is only for people with good in their heart. If that is you, it is a must see before you die film! :D
Robot & Frank (2012)
A.I. ftw :D
I really enjoyed this film. It has some of my favourite actors in it, so I was bound to like it. However, I also found myself captivated by the robot.
I wish I could afford one. They are £28,000 and certainly do not perform, in terms of communication, as well as the one in the movie. Yet like the movie states right in the beginning, "in the near future."
The movie is very thought provoking in regards to the issues surrounding robot behaviour and how it could affect human life. Some notions raised by the film certainly have never crossed my mind, though became interesting to conceive nonetheless.
All in all a great movie with a good cast delivering a solid piece of entertainment. Many moments were a pleasure to watch.
Secret Window (2004)
Secret Window is a Johnny Depp Showcase!
This film would be utter crap without Depp. There were a few times I had to speed it up just to get through the mega slow parts.
The other actors were OK, but nothing compared to Depp.
It is a shame the ending took the turn it did for it kinda made me feel that I had wasted a lot of time watching the start and middle.
Yet the ending after everything was great and could have even been used to make a sequel.
Anyway bottom line is, if you are a fan of Depp than this film is certainly worth watching.
Without Depp I would rate this film 2.5 / 10.
Finding Neverland (2004)
Never Find This Film!
Never watch this dribble!
If you like Peter pan, you will not like this film.
If you like Johnny Depp, you will not like this film.
If you like true stories, you will not like this film.
This film is for dumb, inexperienced humans with only mainstream educations to endorse their mediocre existence.
Everyone else will be thinking... what the..? Followed by, how to turn it off forever.
Personally I would rather die than watch this again.
Take care everyone, Peace out.
Iron Man Three (2013)
Save your money!!! Unless you like watching dribble.
This film takes all the bad things of the previous films and makes them even badder in this film. All the good "adult" tension of Iron Man 1 and bins it.
Throw in an annoying kid for good measure invent some ridiculous technology to base your stupidly glossy cpu effects on. Then add a unthoughtful and unimaginative script. Viola!!! you have just made Iron Man 3!!! This film is for braindead viewers or families with youngsters who have not developed their little brains yet to understand how crap this film really is.
Zero for any normal teenage/adult to relate to. Nothing in this film is based on reality. The action is very minimal too its mainly just lame dialog trying to push up the tension meter, yet fails terribly. In fact the cheesy cliché script destroys the tension. The director must be high or just too use to the good life of Hollywood to notice how bad their work performance is.
If this film makes a profit at the box office it will be a tragedy. Downy JR should have refused it, even his acting was bland and predictable.
Iron man 1 was and is the best the rest just keep getting more lame just like the Jaws series etc. If you have the time and money to waste plus loads of vallium maybe this film is for you.