What could be more exciting than a dinosaur park? A house! A house? Yes, at least that's what someone thought. Maybe they were a fan of barbie's dream house? Maybe. Everything here is certainly plastic. From the look of the dinosaurs to B.D. Howard's performance.
This is basically a retread of Lost World without the fun of the Dino's running through San Diego (the only watchable part of that film) at the end. It's over by the time they get to that.
The scariest element of the whole movie is Chris Pratt's stranger-danger, pedophiie sounding, character. Though he does have the only good line in the film.
If being in a large house with a dying man, some stereotypical evil old men, and politicians, this might be right up your alley. Or you could just stay home and watch the news for the latest Trump administration fiasco.
Can't wait for Jurassic House: The Studio Apartment. "It's gonna be tight""
If I wanted to watch dinosaurs in a house, I'd have popped the original Jurassic Park into my 4K disc player.
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