17 years after making one of the most famous horror movies ever with The Exorcist, William Friedkin decided it was time to revisit the horror genre in 1990 with The Guardian. Quite amazingly it was originally slated for direction by Sam Raimi, who while equally revered in the horror genre, is a man with a very different style.
The movie wastes no time in introducing us to its premise - a young couple leaving for a night out leave their infant in the hands of a nanny (Jenny Seagrove) they have recruited. However the mother has forgotten her glasses and returns to find babysitter and newborn missing, we get to see this is because she is sacrificing him to a tree.
I mean, there's actually text beforehand that explicitly states that there are nymphs who make sacrifices to trees, just in case you were in any doubt, but this is a hilarious way to open a movie like this. I mean the plot is ridiculous but I think it could be pulled off if you build suspense, knowing she's up to something nefarious but not exactly what. Here we've got it all laid out.
Anyway, she reappears in California under the name of Camilla when newly relocated couple Phil (Dwier Brown) and Kate Sterling (Carey Lowell) find themselves in need of a babysitter for their newborn. Things start smoothly until, well, Camilla decides to try kidnap him and sacrifice him to a tree.
I mean, it's hard to class this as a spoiler when it's made abundantly clear where this plot is going from the off, and it never really makes any deviations from it. There's no surprise here, no suspense, no stakes. The story is silly, but it's not the worst I've ever seen. I mean it probably makes more sense than John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, but that's a much better movie because it sucks you in before revealing its more ludicrous aspects. Here it's just - yep there's a witch who wants to sacrifice your kid to a tree.
Come to think of it, this isn't the first 'scary tree' movie, I mean both Evil Dead and Poltergeist feature them, and while the plant itself isn't the cause of evil, Ernest Scared Stupid has one that serves a similar purpose and all of those are better (yes, even Ernest)
The worst thing is, the production values are solid, the cast are workable (cameos from genre favourites Miguel Ferrer and Xander Berkeley) and when the effects do kick in I've no complaints with them. A good movie could quite easily have come out of this.
As it is, with this being entirely telegraphed in the opening act, it commits the cardinal sin for a horror movie of being boring. The climactic showdown is pretty well done and atmospheric, but it's too little, too late. Friedkin wouldn't wait so long to come back to the genre, he'd get involved with HBO's Tales from the Crypt, which fared better. Incidentally, cut the intro and some of the padding and this might have wound up better as an episode of that.
The movie wastes no time in introducing us to its premise - a young couple leaving for a night out leave their infant in the hands of a nanny (Jenny Seagrove) they have recruited. However the mother has forgotten her glasses and returns to find babysitter and newborn missing, we get to see this is because she is sacrificing him to a tree.
I mean, there's actually text beforehand that explicitly states that there are nymphs who make sacrifices to trees, just in case you were in any doubt, but this is a hilarious way to open a movie like this. I mean the plot is ridiculous but I think it could be pulled off if you build suspense, knowing she's up to something nefarious but not exactly what. Here we've got it all laid out.
Anyway, she reappears in California under the name of Camilla when newly relocated couple Phil (Dwier Brown) and Kate Sterling (Carey Lowell) find themselves in need of a babysitter for their newborn. Things start smoothly until, well, Camilla decides to try kidnap him and sacrifice him to a tree.
I mean, it's hard to class this as a spoiler when it's made abundantly clear where this plot is going from the off, and it never really makes any deviations from it. There's no surprise here, no suspense, no stakes. The story is silly, but it's not the worst I've ever seen. I mean it probably makes more sense than John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, but that's a much better movie because it sucks you in before revealing its more ludicrous aspects. Here it's just - yep there's a witch who wants to sacrifice your kid to a tree.
Come to think of it, this isn't the first 'scary tree' movie, I mean both Evil Dead and Poltergeist feature them, and while the plant itself isn't the cause of evil, Ernest Scared Stupid has one that serves a similar purpose and all of those are better (yes, even Ernest)
The worst thing is, the production values are solid, the cast are workable (cameos from genre favourites Miguel Ferrer and Xander Berkeley) and when the effects do kick in I've no complaints with them. A good movie could quite easily have come out of this.
As it is, with this being entirely telegraphed in the opening act, it commits the cardinal sin for a horror movie of being boring. The climactic showdown is pretty well done and atmospheric, but it's too little, too late. Friedkin wouldn't wait so long to come back to the genre, he'd get involved with HBO's Tales from the Crypt, which fared better. Incidentally, cut the intro and some of the padding and this might have wound up better as an episode of that.
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