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Shark Side of the Moon (2022)
Extra star for just being there
This was bad. When the synopsis popped up on my guide, I was excited by the prospect of seeing the best bad movie ever. It started out with a lot of promise - this one was going to give Sharknado a run for its money. By about halfway it had degenerated into Yongary bad. It's not Ulli Lommel-level atrocious, but it did leave a pretty fantastic concept circling the drain. It's a solid 2/10. I added a star because the idea was so awesome and it did start out with promise. I could have subtracted that star for being a disappointment, but it is better than that...
Son of Sam (2008)
Literally the worst movie I've ever seen
I'm not usually given to hyperbole, nor have I ever felt compelled to write a movie review before. After watching this steaming pile, however, I'm actually angry enough to pan it out loud. My daughter and I loved Zodiac, and picked this strictly based on the title. Don't repeat my error. Direct-to-video porn productions are made with more care than this "movie." It looks like it was shot on a Flip video recorder, the dialog consists of endless chanting and repetition of phrases (I'm not making this up - it's extraordinarily annoying!), and the storyline is lame lame lame, even though it's supposedly based on a true story. There wasn't a shred of effort to make it look like the '70s. It calls itself a "horror" movie. It's horrible, alright. My next step is to complain to the cable company for putting this on pay-per-view - I wasted my free coupon on it. Caveat emptor!! I should have looked on IMDb first.
Update: The cable company gave me another free movie - they felt guilty for showing this!
Spoiler: The only reason to sit through the whole thing is the hope that the chick in the Satanic cult (or maybe the lawyer chick) will get naked. This never happens, so don't waste your time.